Chapter 2 The Internet police are here?

Author: don't touch me

Chapter 2 The Internet police are here?

Li Chen thought that this group of netizens would discuss whether it was illegal or not. After finishing speaking, Li Chen picked up the thermos cup on the table, unscrewed the lid and took a sip of tea, looking like a king.

"Anchor, can you tell us the specific process?"

Um?

When this comment appeared, Li Chen felt that something was wrong.

Then, the style of the live broadcast room was completely distorted:

"Anchor, we want to understand the whole process so that we can determine whether your friend has engaged in prostitution?"

"I also want to know, can the anchor tell me?"

“Want to know +1”

“Want to know +10086…”

Why don’t you netizens follow the rules?

Am I talking to you about art? Are you asking me about the process?

His grandma's, do you want me to tell you how many ZS I used?

There are also very sober netizens who only pointed out his problem:

"Didn't you notice that his friend paid with Hades coins?"

"Damn it, using hell coins to pay for prostitution? What a loss..."

"Real damage +1."

"Has your friend been beaten? I heard that those people are organized..."

"Ahem..."

Li Chen also did not expect that these netizens would not follow the rules and ignore his friend's behavior: "The issue we are discussing now is whether my friend has committed a crime. Do you think he has committed prostitution?"

"Hey~ I thought the host was going to tell a story."

"Damn it, I've even taken off my pants. Are you asking me if he's breaking the law?"

"It's over, brothers, I'm running away. My girlfriend came in just now and said she wanted to break up with me..."

Li Chen looked at the barrage reply and couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth slightly.

What kind of troll netizens are these?

Some normal netizens also began to discuss his problem.

"It must be whoring. According to his behavior, he should be punished by public security."

"No, it shouldn't be considered prostitution, because the money he used to pay for it is fraud, isn't it?"

"666, fraud is punishable by punishment!"

"No, the anchor's friend did not commit any fraud. I feel like he was guilty of using counterfeit currency."

"The crime of counterfeit currency refers to the manufacture of counterfeit currency for circulation, and ghost coins should not qualify as the crime of counterfeit currency."

"Hey, dear, it's against the law to use ghost coins, so why don't you go to graves and burn cash in the future?"

"Damn it, you can't be innocent, right?"

Seeing this, Li Chen showed a satisfied smile and prepared to take the rhythm into his own hands: "After receiving the alarm, the investigators quickly came to the hotel to file a case and investigate the two people."

"As for my friend, he was quickly released by the public security agency after questioning, while the girl was punished for prostitution. The police also found her chat history on her mobile phone, destroying major prostitution in one fell swoop.

organize."

"So, he is not guilty!"

Netizens were a little shocked when they heard his answer...

"Fuck!"

"Anchor, can you please tell me a little bit? I'm going to take a note and write it down, and I'll do this from now on."

"Brother upstairs, will you resist the beating?"

"I just came in, who told me what happened?"

"You're right, I'm telling you..."

"Damn it, is there such a good thing? I want @my friend to come with me."

"Anchor, I don't want to break the law, and I don't want to resist being beaten. Can you give me another way to have sex for free?"

"Attention, please answer..."

"Same as above..."

"I am the same, please help me fly."

"What do you call me brother? I call you uncle!"

"Uncle, please teach the child~"

Hearing this, Li Chen pushed up his frame: "If you want to avoid breaking the law and not getting beaten, you'd better find a girlfriend."

"Fuck, ruthless."

"Report it, this anchor must have a better way and is unwilling to share it with everyone."

Damn, you sent the carnival away mercilessly...

A gift floats on the public screen.

Damn ruthless: "Anchor, I want to know too."

"Here comes big brother, anchor, please hand over your private goods."

"Anchor, the gift has arrived, I advise you not to be disrespectful!"

"Thanks to this netizen for sending me the carnival. As a lawyer here, I would also like to remind everyone that prostitution is an illegal act and you cannot have your cake and eat it too..."

Seeing this, Li Chen pushed up his glasses again, revealing a righteous and awe-inspiring face, intending to continue telling them about the several crimes contained in the barrage.

"Report it, this anchor is asking for prostitution without paying her."

"Report it, this anchor is using Ming coins as prostitution money!"

"Ding dong, Internet police 91527 has entered the live broadcast room."

"Damn it, who brought the note here?"

"Damn it, you were caught before the transaction was made?"

"I reported it under my real name. This matter has nothing to do with me!"

Li Chen wanted to continue to give them examples, and when he saw the word "Internet Police" coming in, he regained his serious look.

"Don't be afraid, anchor, you are a lawyer!"

"Anchor, be careful, we won't leak the secret of free prostitution!"

"Anchor, can you handle it?"

"This anchor, why do I see so many different banned words in your live broadcast room?"

Hearing this, Li Chen pushed up his glasses and was not timid: "I am conducting legal education for these netizens."

“God fucking spread the law!”

"I am reporting with my real name. This anchor is teaching us to do prostitution for free."

Netizens who were watching the excitement and didn't take it too seriously started to get angry when they saw the presence of the Internet police.

"Anchor, if you don't hand over the real secrets of free prostitution, don't blame the brothers for being ruthless!"

"Brother, give me a seat. After you go in, I will take care of my sister-in-law for you..."

"Internet police 91527 exited the live broadcast room..."

"Fuck, are you leaving?"

When Li Chen saw the Internet police exiting the live broadcast room, he also pretended to be angry: "Who just wanted to report me with a real name? And you still have to take care of your sister-in-law?"

"Brother, it's all a misunderstanding..."

"Brother, don't talk, we are one of our own!"

Without seeing the Internet police, the atmosphere became lively again.

"Ding dong, Internet police 91527 has entered the live broadcast room."

Seeing the internet policeman entering the live broadcast room again, netizens who love to do things jumped out again.

"Brother Internet Police, I reported it with my real name. This guy threatened me personally. He threatened me!"
To be continued...