Chapter 111 What a bold quack! Give him a good beating!

Author: Eating dumplings on the ninth day of the Lunar New Year

Chapter 111 What a bold quack! Give him a good beating!

The old man only felt severe pain in his stomach, and his intestines and stomach kept moving.

This strange yet familiar feeling means that I want to go to the toilet.

However, if a strong person in the golden elixir stage doesn't eat grains and takes the spiritual energy of heaven and earth, there won't be any problems. Let alone going to the toilet.

The old man was confused. He had been promoted to the Golden Core stage for hundreds of years. Ever since he was promoted to the Golden Core, he had not had a bite of food or had a poop. Why did he suddenly want to go to the toilet today?

"No, I have to hold it back! If I pull it out in front of so many people, my old face will be completely lost!"

The old man gritted his teeth, his face turned blue, his body was trembling slightly, he lifted his anus hard and held it in.

Xu Zhixuan looked at the old man worriedly and asked: "Grandpa, what's wrong with you? How do you feel? Why do you look so ugly? Are you feeling unwell?"

Dugu Qitian snorted coldly: "There is absolutely nothing wrong with my Little Peiyuan Pill. His body is probably undergoing the transformation of the Little Peiyuan Pill, so it is a little irritating or painful. It will pass after a while."

The old man showed a smile that was uglier than crying, and said tremblingly: "Zhixuan, don't worry, grandpa, no..."

Before he could finish his words, there was a loud pop!

Immediately afterwards, a foul smell hit his nose, and all five people present asked about the smell.

It stinks like a septic tank that has been fermenting for months.

Xu Zhixuan's expression changed at that time, she covered her nose and almost wanted to vomit.

Dugu Qitian frowned and murmured: "Why do you still fart after taking Xiao Pei Yuan Dan? You shouldn't..."

The sturdy middle-aged man who had been watching from the side finally couldn't bear it anymore. He held his breath, stepped forward and held the old man's arm and asked: "General, are you okay?"

"Quickly, help me find a toilet..." The old man's whole face was trembling, and he quickly said through the message that he did not dare to say it directly. This matter was really too shameful.

As a strong person in the Golden Core stage, there would be a day when he wanted to poop. Moreover, he felt that he could no longer hold it in and something was coming out of his body.

As the saying goes, people have three urgent needs.

Even practitioners in the golden elixir stage who do not eat grains cannot bear it.

When shit comes, no one can resist it.

Tick ​​tock, tick tock.

The old man's face turned green, and he felt a warm liquid flowing down his trouser legs to the ground. He did not dare to lower his head to look, and could not even imagine the embarrassing situation if he was discovered by others.

At this moment, he almost hated Dugu Qitian.

Let's not talk about whether this little Pei Yuan Dan is effective or not. Why didn't this guy explain in advance that it would have diarrhea as a side effect?

The middle-aged man had a strange look on his face. Does a powerful person in the Jindan stage need to go to the toilet? He looked around and said via voice: "There doesn't seem to be a toilet next to Jingxin Lake..."

These words were like an arrow piercing into the heart of the old man. His face turned green and he said through the voice: "Then, find a place where there is no one around, and hurry up and leave!"

"Yes! General!" The middle-aged man quickly helped the old man and left.

Xu Zhixuan covered her nose and followed up: "Grandpa, I'm here to help you too."

The old man said excitedly: "No! You stay here and don't move, wait for us to come back!"

"Oh, okay." Xu Zhixuan stood there awkwardly, not knowing what she had done wrong.

It was so pitiful that the old man just didn't want his dear granddaughter to see him squirting like crazy, and he didn't mean to scold her.

"Calm down, Grandpa You just has too many injuries and illnesses in his body. Now he is taking Xiao Pei Yuan Dan to eliminate excess toxins." Dugu Qitian glanced at the light yellow liquid remaining on the ground and said calmly.

"That's it." Xu Zhixuan suddenly realized, and immediately her beautiful oval face turned red, extremely beautiful. Just now she actually wanted to help her grandfather, she was really stupid.

Dugu Qitian ignored Xu Zhixuan and looked at Zhang Liang instead.

This person gave him a feeling of being invisible, and subconsciously felt that he was very threatening.

"Threat? How is it possible! I am Emperor Qi Tian. In this era, no one can threaten me." Dugu Qitian shook his head secretly in his heart, thinking that his feelings were ridiculous.

Even after 3,500 years, he is still the Qitian Emperor who dominates the immortal world and has unparalleled combat power. Let alone being reborn in this life and returning to the mortal world, Dugu Qitian is invincible!

Thinking of this, Dugu Qitian stopped paying attention to Zhang Liang. He raised his handsome face and looked at the sky at a forty-five degree angle. The red robe on his body fluttered in the wind, making him look handsome and unruly. He looked like an outsider who could see through the ordinary world.

Pretentious.

"This guy looks pretty good." Xu Zhixuan on the side thought to herself, staring at Dugu Qitian again and again with her beautiful eyes, feeling a little lost.

What they couldn't see was that behind Dugu Qitian, the blue dragon of luck was showing its power.

"Roar!" Qi Luck Qinglong roared, and randomly sprayed Qi Luck at Xu Zhixuan.

Immediately, Xu Zhixuan's eyes became blurred when she looked at Dugu Qitian, as if she had fallen in love at first sight.

"Tsk, Dugu Qitian's Qinglong Qinglong is even more ruthless. He doesn't even spare ordinary people. He is simply the most lustful dragon among lustful dragons." Zhang Liang was secretly speechless.

"However, the stronger his luck is, the more luck he will gain after I suppress him. I really look forward to it. How much luck will he release later?" Zhang Liang's lips raised slightly.

Xiao Peiyuan Dan, who is surrounded by bad luck, will definitely give Dugu Qitian a big surprise.

After a while.

boom!

A dazzling golden stream of light flew from a distance, followed by a red stream of light.

Two rays of light landed on the ground, but they were the old man and the middle-aged man from before.

The old man's face was very dark at the moment, and he was staring at Dugu Qitian.

The middle-aged man looked at Dugu Qitian angrily and wanted to step forward and slap him to death.

"Grandpa, how are you? Are your injuries getting better?" Xu Zhixuan stepped forward and asked.

"Oh, I guess it's more than half healed already." Dugu Qitian said lightly, and he was sure it was like this without even checking.

However, the old man's deep voice was filled with anger, and he said calmly: "It has no effect at all."

"What!" Xu Zhixuan was confused.

"Impossible!" Dugu Qitian's eyes widened and he carefully examined the old man's body.

Then I discovered that it really had no effect at all.

Not only that, the old man was also a little weak because of the crazy spraying for more than ten minutes.

"This makes no sense. Judging from the effect of Xiao Pei Yuan Dan, treating mere heart failure is a piece of cake. Is it because the medicinal materials have been replaced and the properties of the medicine have changed?" Dugu Qitian murmured to himself.

Hearing this, the old man became angry and shouted coldly: "You gave me the Xiao Pei Yuan Dan with the medicinal materials substituted? Do you know that any elixir recipe cannot easily replace the medicinal materials?"

Although the old man is not a miraculous doctor, he has been injured for many years, and he knows a little about the principles of elixirs. He deeply understands that the formation of an elixir recipe is completed after countless mixing experiments.

Not to mention replacing the medicinal materials, even if the weight of one of the medicinal materials is increased or decreased a little, it may cause the elixir to fail, or even cause serious poisoning and death!

"Of course I know, but there's nothing I can do about it. I can't find the original medicinal materials for the elixir." Dugu Qitian frowned and explained.

The medicinal materials needed for Xiao Pei Yuan Dan can only be produced in the fairy world. How can they be found in the mortal world.

"Bold quackery! Xiao Lu, give him a good beating!" the old man shouted loudly, which exploded like thunder on the ground.
Chapter completed!