Chapter 206 Going to the Market(1/3)
The next morning.
The morning mist had just dissipated, and Li Hongbing was carrying a bear cub in his arms, riding a tricycle, and carrying Shan Xing and Anna to wait early at the entrance of the village.
The people who went to the market this time were all kids, and they were not called blind or stupid kids, but only big flowers and Xiaobai. If the children were lost, they were much more useful than people.
After a while, little kids rushed out of the alley excitedly, carrying green canvas bags, either holding sweet potatoes or corn in their mouths, and eating white buns with better conditions.
Run to the tricycle and greet him in a slight manner.
"Grandmaster, have you eaten?"
"Auntie, are the bear cubs better?"
"Xinger Milk."
"Big Flower."
"Xiaobai."
After counting the heads, Anna had 13 children in total. Those who didn't come were all young children. I guess the adults at home would not let them go out, and they were worried that there were too many people to go, and they were afraid of being unsafe.
Li Hongbing raised his face and called the children who were jumping up and down to him.
"Let me know, you can go to the market, but you are not allowed to run around. If anyone is not honest, stay in the village as soon as possible and don't cause trouble for me."
When warning, the little bear cub in his arms poked his head out and looked at the children curiously.
A group of little kids led by Tiedan said laughing while making strange faces at the bear cub.
"I understand, great man."
"My father said everything before going out, and asked me to listen to the great master and not be allowed to run around."
"I'm so obedient and never run around."
I am most worried about you!
Li Hongbing glared at Tiedan fiercely, handed the bear cub to Anna, waved, "Get into the car."
The children crawled into the carriage with a loud shout, and each found a seat to sit down. Li Hongqi, who came to smell the smell, was envious of him, and licked his face and asked to go to the market.
Li Hongbing ignored it directly, and having a group of kids is already annoying enough. Adding a heartless Li Hongqi will not just cause trouble for himself.
Start a tricycle, drive out of Caogou Village, and leave.
Only Li Hongqi was left to stand at the entrance of the village cursing.
....
Driving on the winding mountain road.
The kids have long lost the freshness they had when they first got on the bus, and they were all shaking in the carriage and were drowsy.
Li Hongbing looked at it with a reversing mirror and said that it was not possible.
It's rare to go out to the mountains, and you're not restless.
"Iron Egg!"
"What are you doing?" Tiedan raised her head, looking like she was not awake.
"What song did you learn in school? I'll give you a piece of it."
When the children heard the singing, they were all energetic.
The iron egg cleared his throat and started to howl incomplete tone.
"The sun shines in the sky, the flowers smile at me, and the birds say "Aoi, why are you carrying a explosive pack?"
"I went to bomb the school, but the teacher didn't know. I ran away as soon as I pulled the line. The school exploded with a loud bang!"
After singing, I proudly show off to other children.
"Just that, I'll come too!" The bald man stood up with contempt, as if he was trying to compete with Tiedan's singing voice.
Brewing for a moment.
"I swing the swings out. After the swings, I swing the wires. Suddenly, a burst of electricity came. I was powered to the Hall of Hell."
"I'll give the King of Hell some cigarettes. The King of Hell praised me as a good boy. Year after year, I finally returned to the world."
"What I chewed in my mouth was big bubble gum, and what I was thinking about was the old flower girl..."
OK OK OK OK
The children heard the car applause, and even Anna clapped her hands with red faces. Although she didn't know what it meant, it sounded very fun.
Tiedan was angry.
How could my status be defeated by the bald head? A flash of inspiration in my mind, thinking of the long-clogged children's song.
This is a trick. Every time the adults sing, they praise themselves for their good singing.
Cough cough cough!
Clean your throat again, attract everyone's attention, and sing proudly.
"Dear rabbit, please break the moon and lift it up, I'm going to come in.
"I won't bet, I won't bet, I won't wear anything, uncle, you are so bad!"
Oh, I'll do it!
Li Hongbing subconsciously pinched the brakes, and the adults, children and wolf dogs in the car were thrown to the ground.
After stopping the car, Li Hongbing got out of the car and ran to the carriage. He pulled out the iron egg and pressed it on his leg, and slapped it down.
"I told you not to learn well, I asked you to sing children's songs, and I asked you to learn second-rate students."
Shan Xing's eyebrows are upright, and her good temper is annoyed by this song on weekdays.
"Want, beat to death, what a mess you sing."
Ahhhhh!
The one who screamed miserably, the kids in the car were so scared that they didn't dare to say anything. Even the bear cub hid in Anna's arms and did not dare to show up.
The next journey, the children followed the elementary school students one by one, sitting upright in the carriage, with their eyes floating towards the grinning Tiedan from time to time.
After driving out of the mountain road, I picked up several elderly people who were going to the market on the road.
Go to Songbai Town.
Tricycles are slowly driving on crowded streets.
It is rare to be able to go to the market, which is very attractive to the children.
If you don't have enough eyes, you can look around.
The first stop is naturally the old Wei family mutton soup.
Li Hongbing parked his car on the side of the road and got off to greet the children.
"Stop looking, come down and stand in a row and report the numbers."
Hula!
More than a dozen children jumped out of the carriage and lined up. The villagers around were no longer surprised by this. Many remote rural areas participated in the market, and they were filled with people.
"One."
"Two."
"Three."
"Thirteen."
"Yeah."
"Aowu."
"Ao'er."
Li Hongbing nodded with satisfaction, "Very good, it's too early now, everyone has it. Turn right, walk in step, and target the old Wei family mutton soup."
Just finished speaking.
Bang!
Alas!
It hurts!
More than a dozen children were slammed into a ball, some covering their noses, some covering their faces, and some covering their foreheads.
"Grandmaster, where is the right?"
"Win there?"
"What is a right turn?"
Li Hongbing was speechless.
It’s also my fault. The village said that the direction is always on one side, and the left and right are still too unfamiliar with them.
To be continued...