Chapter 53 The Emperor’s boiling stomach! (Don’t watch while eating)(1/3)
Nangong.
Looking at the pot of steamed buns on the table, Zhu Qizhen's face was full of anger: "Give me this to eat? Take it away! Give me the food that a lowly family eats? Is that person torturing me like this? Are you not afraid of the world's jokes?
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"Your Majesty, this is what they want after all. If you don't eat it... I'm afraid there will be bad luck!" Concubine Liu Jing persuaded him in a low voice.
Concubine Liu Jing is Zhu Qizhen's favorite concubine, and Zhu Qizhen is extremely fond of her.
Zhu Qizhen's eyes reflected the ferocity: "He just wants to kill me! I know it all! He was so close to killing me. Look at my arm!"
"Since I was a child, have I ever been hurt at all? Even Beishou Wala, who was respectful to me first, actually wanted to kill me!"
"The sword edge almost hit my chest! Brother kills brother! Bastard kills legitimate son! Treason! He should be chopped into pieces! Cut into pieces with a thousand swords!"
Zhu Qizhen jumped with anger.
"Silence!"
Concubine Liu Jing covered Zhu Qizhen's mouth: "Your Majesty, please bear with your anger for a moment."
He lowered his voice and said: "He kills like that and treats the ministers like pigs and dogs. Sooner or later he will be counterattacked. Didn't you also receive the news this morning? The man who bowed his head to the ministers must have been retaliated. He can't be tough."
How long will it take? Let’s be patient for a while and wait for the secret.”
"Hmph, what qualifications does he, a mere bastard, have to ascend to the throne of Zuo? He just got an advantage..."
He didn't continue what he said later, but his mood improved: "Humph, he used pork to disgust me? Do you think the emperor can't eat pork? Ignorance! Taizu even ate pearl emerald and white jade soup, let alone pork? I will eat it to show him!
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"Your Majesty is open-minded and will achieve great things. Compared with you, your Majesty is like a stone facing a jade, feeling ashamed. How can we touch a stone with a jade?"
Concubine Liu Jing smiled brightly and said that Zhu Qizhen was very excited: "Your Majesty can't eat all this pot of steamed buns, so he distributed them to each palace, so that the rain and dew can all get wet."
"What my beloved concubine said makes sense. I am the son of destiny. A small blow cannot defeat me. On the contrary, that person is arrogant and arrogant. He looks like a madman and forgets his ancestors. I want to see how long he can keep running!"
Zhu Qizhen picked up a bun and put it on his nose, with a look of disgust on his face: "It is indeed the food of a lowly family. One bite makes me want to vomit. I don't know how a lowly family can eat it! My beloved, I reward you for this."
Here you go."
Concubine Liu Jing stood up, took it with both hands, with a look of disgust on her face, and told the maid serving her: "Take it to each palace and share a portion for today's breakfast. The Supreme Emperor has said that everyone must eat one and are not allowed to throw it away.
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"My slave, I obey." The palace maid carefully picked out two buns and placed them on a delicate plate. Then she picked up the bun basin and walked away, giving a portion to the Emperor's dozen concubines.
Zhu Qizhen lived a leisurely life in Nangong. He had concubines and created villains. He had more than a dozen concubines and hundreds of palace people to take care of him. The pomp was even greater than that of the emperor.
He was still complaining about the emperor's harsh treatment of him, and announced to the outside world that the palace expenses required the queen and the maids to rush to make embroidery, so she could barely exchange for some food. There are so many people in Nangong, how much embroidery do you have to rush to make enough for you to squander? In the world,
Everyone is a fool!
Concubine Liu Jing put the bun into her mouth with a look of surprise on her face: "Why does this taste a little weird?"
"Pork smells stinky, eat it and let that person see how flexible and flexible I am! Let the world see who is more qualified to be the emperor!" Zhu Qizhen sneered.
Liu Jingfei took a bite and found something in her mouth. She put her hand in to look for it and picked out a black hair. The hair was curved. She quickly spit out the bun in her mouth and drank water to rinse her mouth.
, face full of disgust.
"I asked him how could he disgust me with just pork!"
When Zhu Qizhen saw the crooked hair, he looked furious: "It turned out to be a black-haired pig! Damn it! One day I will kill you!"
That crooked hair was really off-putting. Zhu Qizhen didn’t want to eat the buns, but he had blown his big words out and his concubine also ate them. He couldn’t make himself look bad, right?
He opened a bun, made sure there was no disgusting hair, and put it in his mouth, but it tasted very stinky. It turned out that pork stinks!
"Damn it, why is the meat not washed? It smells so bad!" Zhu Qizhen swallowed it hard, and the smell lingered. After eating the bun, the smell still lingered in his mouth.
He quickly drank some water and rinsed it with water. Something came out of his throat and he spat it out with a loud sound.
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, okay, it looks like a ball of hair?" Liu Jingfei was curious and looked down at the thing that fell on the carpet.
Zhu Qizhen felt nauseous, but he still gritted his teeth and explained to himself: "Maybe the pig was not handled properly! Stop looking, that person is just torturing me!"
"But I am not afraid of torture. I am the son of destiny and the orthodox emperor! I am destined by destiny! One day this world will belong to me!"
"I'm not afraid!"
Zhu Qizhen cheered himself up, took a deep breath, picked up the leftover buns from Liu Jingfei, stuffed them into his mouth, chewed them hard and swallowed: "I told you, I'm not afraid!"
"Nothing can defeat me!"
"I am the emperor to whom destiny belongs..."
Ugh!
Just as he was about to say the big words, Zhu Qizhen couldn't bear it anymore. Something seemed to be caught between his teeth. His stomach boiled. He bent over and spit out the buns he had just swallowed!
Sure enough, there was a ball of curly hair! It was a ball!
Ugh!
Zhu Qizhen had never eaten such unclean food before. He took one look at it and vomited violently.
After spitting out the two buns, he felt a lot more relaxed. He gritted his teeth and said, "Idiot! I'm not afraid of you! I'm the emperor destined by fate! It's just hair! It's a black-haired pig! I've eaten all the windy sand in the desert.
Hair...yuck!"
Zhu Qizhen vomited again. That hair was so disgusting that it looked unseemly.
What's even more disgusting is that there is a ball in the meat filling...
Concubine Liu Jing was the first to eat. When she saw Zhu Qizhen vomiting another ball, she also felt sick to her stomach, but she endured it.
She is the Emperor's favorite concubine, and she has to maintain a good image. If her ugly side is seen by the Emperor, she may fall out of favor.
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"Your Majesty, I will give you the title of Imperial Physician." Concubine Liu Jing gently comforted his back to make him feel more comfortable.
"I won't let him see my weak side!"
Zhu Qizhen said harshly: "Send people to clean up, just say that I have eaten everything! You can't let that loser see my jokes, I am the strongest!"
"I obey the decree." Concubine Liu Jing asked her personal eunuch to clean it up. She didn't want to look at the filth.
Only one person can use such a filthy breakfast. Humph, you are so petty. You think you can scare Nangong with steamed buns stuffed with black pork? Ridiculous!
"Mother, here, there seems to be another ball?" When the eunuch was cleaning up, he found that there was a ball of curly hair in the filth that the Supreme Emperor vomited out. It seemed that the buns were not filled with meat, but were filled with black hair...
"Stop talking! Take it out!" Liu Jingfei didn't want to look at it anymore. She even took a bite. Although she bit off an edge, she was still nauseated.
But at this moment, a palace maid hurriedly rushed in: "Your Majesty, you must not eat that bun!"
"What does panic mean?"
Concubine Liu Jing scolded the palace maid: "Speak slowly if you have anything to say. The Emperor is not feeling well. Don't disturb the Emperor!"
The palace maid took a deep breath and said in horror: "There is news from the palace that those buns were made by someone else!"
Scared?
Concubine Liu Jing's eyes widened and her expression was extremely exaggerated: "You, what did you say? Are you being slandered?"
"The news from Yongshou Palace has been warned by thousands of people, not to be used by the Supreme Emperor!" the palace maid said anxiously.
Ugh!
Concubine Liu Jing suddenly opened her mouth and spit it out.
She recalled the smell of the buns and the disgusting hair...
Ugh!
Concubine Liu Jing's stomach couldn't bear it anymore and she vomited crazily.
"My beloved concubine, what's wrong with you?"
After vomiting, Zhu Qizhen felt a little better.
When he walked in, he happened to see Concubine Liu Jing vomiting. He immediately felt disgusted with this woman he had loved for many years. Her vomiting posture was so ugly.
But I still pretend to care.
Concubine Liu Jing waved her hands desperately to signal the palace maid not to tell the Supreme Emperor.
Maybe she was using too much force, but Zhu Qizhen came to show concern for her. As soon as she turned her head, she couldn't control her boiling stomach. She opened her mouth and sprayed an arrow of filth, all of which hit Zhu Qizhen's face!
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Zhu Qizhen’s entire face was blurred.
The smelly sour water flowed down the cheeks, and some even flowed into the mouth...
Zhu Qizhen's whole face turned green. It's not like he hasn't experienced this feeling before, but this time it's more disgusting and it's still hot!
"Please, please forgive me..." Concubine Liu Jing's beauty turned pale and her face was full of horror.
But looking at Zhu Qizhen's face, it seemed as if he saw a ball of curly hair lying on his nose...
Ugh!
To be continued...