Chapter 137 Bai Huozi

Author: Miracle Pie

Chapter 137 Bai Huozi

The emperor subconsciously touched his chin, and suddenly realized that this action was a real blow to him. He couldn't help but became angry and shouted, "Li Dequan, get out!"

Eunuch Li ran into the house with a look of horror on his face, and fell to his knees as usual. He didn't know whether he should address the emperor or not. He couldn't make up his mind for a while, so he had to kowtow repeatedly.

The emperor quickly adjusted his mood and said, "Okay, get up. Do you think it will be easy if you don't speak? You have sold me completely by kneeling down."

Li Dequan regained his composure and said, "Your Majesty, forgive me. I have only loyalty and no brains."

The emperor really liked his trick, "The person who shaved me this morning was Xiao Dezi, wasn't he?"

Li Dequan nodded repeatedly, "Xiao Dezi is quite careful in his work, so the Jingshifang assigned him this job."

Seeing that the emperor was about to deal with the young eunuch, he quickly reminded me, "The emperor just promised his disciple that he would not punish the servants for this."

The emperor sneered, "Well, I won't punish him for this. If you find other reasons, it's none of your business. Li Dequan, that kid farted once. The sound was so loud that he was startled. Do you remember?"

Li Dequan knew that the emperor was making up nonsense, so he cooperated and crawled along, "The little bastard secretly ate the water radish in the imperial kitchen, so the fart was not only loud, but also smelled to death."

I really wanted to praise the Emperor, you old scoundrel, but in the end I restrained my impulse, "Actually, regardless of the little eunuch, there is no stubble on the Emperor's chin. The disciple was just confused, but he didn't expect that he succeeded by luck."

When the emperor heard what he said, he couldn't help thinking, "Oh, that's it. Then you have committed the crime of deceiving the emperor."

Eunuch Li cheered, "You are so brave. You dare to trick even the emperor. You don't want to take your head."

He glanced at Eunuch Li, which made Eunuch Li feel horrified and immediately shut his mouth.

Jian Jian smiled calmly and said, "The disciple was ordered to determine his identity, and he did not say in advance that he was not allowed to cheat. The disciple has served the emperor sincerely, so the emperor will not have the heart to hold him accountable. What's more, before the disciple entered the door, he already knew that the emperor was inside. The reason for finding another one

The reason is also for the sake of the emperor."

The emperor's curiosity was aroused, "How do you say this?"

He almost hesitated, "I just want to protect one person. It was he who told the disciple that the emperor was in the room. Considering that he is deeply favored by the emperor, the emperor must not want to punish him for this matter. Therefore, in order not to make things difficult for the emperor,

Yes, this disciple is willing to take extraordinary risks to make this decision."

The emperor thought of the tenth princess and said, "Oh, it turns out that my daughter is too old to stay."

Eunuch Li disagreed, "The tenth princess doesn't know what's going on today. Don't even think of taking advantage of the emperor's love. I won't let you fool around."

Jian shook his head and said, "The one I want to protect is not the Tenth Princess, but you, Eunuch Li."

Eunuch Li was shocked and said, "Don't talk nonsense. Our family has not spoken to you during this whole journey."

He simply admitted this, "You didn't say anything, but when you stuck your butt in front of the door, weren't you telling me that the person in the room is the emperor? I don't think there is anyone in the inner city of the palace who can allow Eunuch Li to perform such a grand ceremony.

, and only the emperor is here."

Eunuch Li was shocked when he heard this. He knelt on the ground and kowtowed, "Your Majesty, forgive me. I have no brains. I only have loyalty."

The emperor couldn't bear that Eunuch Li was being teased like this, "Since you said it was to protect Eunuch Li, why did you explain everything now? Don't you feel that you are a little hypocritical?"

He simply admitted, "My disciple has never been friends with him, and I only protected him so that the Emperor wouldn't be in trouble. But the old guy kept giving me eye drops and trying to kill me. The disciple was about to be sent to hell, so I had no choice but to ask the Emperor."

It’s difficult to do it reluctantly. I confided it like this, which can be regarded as teaching him a lesson. I think he will be alerted, and maybe the emperor will not need to punish him separately."

The emperor put his hands on his hands and laughed, "What a big white egg. I don't think he is the best in Wufu. It is not an exaggeration to call him the best in Tianxing."

He simply saluted and thanked him, "Thank you, Your Majesty, for granting me the title. From now on, I will be among the nobility. I wonder what kind of salary I will enjoy?"

The emperor was stunned at first, and then understood, "I have forgotten your reputation for being greedy for money. Anyway, it is not too much to give the head of the Wu family a title. The ministers should not be chattering away. It's just that.

Since the title of Bai Huo Dan is really indecent, I will make you a baron and call you Bao Huo Nan."

He simply scratched his head and said, "It sounds too easy to shout, but it doesn't make you angry. It can't help the emperor's reputation. Why don't you make me a viscount? If you call me Bai Huozi, you will have more fairy spirit."

The emperor sighed, "No one else has done what I, the emperor, have done. A small baron actually gave me an order to make himself a viscount. If this spreads out, it will be an anecdote for the ages."

He simply apologized quickly and said, "This disciple kicked his nose and slapped his face. I don't know how high the sky is. I hope the emperor will forgive me. But the emperor is already so generous, so why not forgive the disciple? It can be regarded as passing down a good story to the people, so that the people will not lack gossip materials."

I spend all day wondering about what I have and what I don’t have.”

The emperor was also helpless, "I have tolerated you for a long time. If I can't tolerate you now, wouldn't it be in vain before? It's rare that your heart is in vain for the country, I'm sure."

Know the sea.

Ye Xiao pointed at Xiao Kai, "Learn from it, boss, this is the real flattery skill. He has everything under control without leaving a trace, but still makes the emperor think he has a plan, and he feels so comfortable that he doesn't want to do anything without it."

Xiao Kai rolled his eyes at him and said, "Don't compare me with my boss. If you are capable, compete with me and see if I can beat you to death."

Night Owl shook his head, "Young fool, you are willing to let yourself go, and you won't be praised for anything. You flatter me and look at the boss, but Xiaokai is doomed to be useless."

Xiao Kai cleared his throat and said, "Boss is very good at flattering horses. He has no choice but to be ranked number one among the stars. We admire him but we will still work hard and fight for the second place unwaveringly."

The childlike fairy also became interested, "Flattery has profound knowledge and insight into true temperament. He is afraid of grinding in everything, and an iron pestle can be turned into a needle."

Erlang timidly joined in, "They all flattered the boss, and Erlang laughed. Flattery must be flattered, and one fart is better than the other."

Xiao Kai couldn't bear to hit Erlang, so he decided to encourage him, "Xiao Shan."
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