Chapter 3 The Flash Dates to Play Ball(1/2)
Chapter 3 The Flash made an appointment to play basketball
Author: 23K Pure Elixir
Chapter 3 The Flash made an appointment to play basketball
"Congratulations, man!"
Evan Turner called to congratulate him.
"Brother, are you here to show me on purpose?"
Wu Di joked that Evan Turner's pick is one more than him, and he is today's second-tier show, and went to the Washington Wizards.
Evan Turner: "Hahaha! Yes!"
Wu Di: "Damn it! You won't be a son! Has you ever seen the big cousin's embarrassing expression today? The five Kentucky tigers are lower than us except for the small walls!"
Evan Turner: "Of course I saw it! Haha, I have to say, Pat Riley is such a wonderful person!"
Wu Di: "Well, he has already mentioned that I want to perform well, it's really strict..."
Evan Turner: "WOW, that's great man! He said that, that means he has great expectations for you and wants to cultivate you!"
Wu Di: "I have chosen me in the third pick, why don't I want to train me?"
Evan Turner: "No, no, no, haven't you heard that? Business is business in the league, and I'm worried that Tommy Shepard will trade me. Only when we play in the summer league can we be safe."
Wu Di: "I understand your point."
Evan Turner: "Well, man, don't talk about these troubles anymore. No matter what, today is a day to celebrate. Am I here to have a drink at the Mysore Bar in the downtown? There are beautiful girls wearing stepmother's skirts everywhere!"
Wu Di: "Are you serious?"
Evan Turner: "Seo, wait! Why did I forget your face! Don't, don't come, I still remember the last time the whole team lost nothing because of you!"
Wu Di: "No, it's obviously a big harvest for the whole team! You know, we have gathered a total of ten girls!"
Evan Turner: "My God, you got ten girls by yourself!"
Wu Di: "It's strange to the scoring king again!"
Evan Turner: "WOW, there is a goddess who looks like Beyoncé. I have to hang up. I have to hang up. Di, listen to me. If you want to go, go to the Blue Terry Bar at the Five Worms Party in Kentucky. Oh, by the way, if you really go, remember to tell me, I have to arrange an ambulance for you! Also, remember to certify the professional account of Twitter, and there will be advertisers to discuss business cooperation!"
Doudou...
Wu Di spread his hands, there was no way, Invincible was so lonely.
But Turner just said that he hit a point, Twitter’s certified account!
He has only $1,680 left in cash. It's only June 24th. I don't know when the player's salary will be paid. It can help to make some money after certifying his identity.
Wu Di turned on the computer and submitted the information required for professional Twitter certification. After submission, he completed the review directly.
In addition, the official Twitter congratulations text message was sent backstage!
To be honest, once it involves making money, the efficiency of these ghost guys is really not something that can be compromised.
Wu Di found the official draft tweet released by the NBA, forwarded the news that he was selected in the third pick and wrote: "Thanks to my mentor, Mr. Pat Riley!"
It is estimated that with the support of traffic on talent night, his tweets quickly gained a lot of exposure.
Whether in China or in the United States, the troll troops will always arrive the fastest:
"The guy who didn't even reach the semifinals of the NCAA, and the guy who dribbled with bananas actually got the Tanhua Show. The NBA is getting worse and worse!"
"Don't say that, man, Kentucky and the others didn't make it to the semifinals. I'm asking me to say that there is only one reason, that is, Pat Riley chose the Chinese guy after eating shit!"
"Pat Riley, last season and the Heat's biggest sinner this season!"
"The Heat is limited to trading Wu Di within one month. If you don't trade, I will go to the Fan Bulls!"
...
Mad, can this be tolerated?
However, Wu Di was about to squirt back, but found that holding grass, these trolls... were gone??
Instead, there are a lot of female netizens' retweets and messages:
"Look, the mysterious handsome Chinese guy!"
"Oh my God, this fascinating oriental temperament is amazing!"
"Thank God, I found it while watching TV tonight. After searching for a long time, I finally found his Twitter!"
"Jimei, from today on, I will start chasing the NBA!"
"I miss his pectoralis major muscles [sausage] [sausage] [sausage]…"
...
Wu Di tried his best to pull down, but the comments from those female fans were like a surging tide, and the trolls had long been washed away without a trace...
"Oh, it's so boring, I didn't have time to spray it back!"
However, it is not without benefits. Just now, the number of fans has increased by hundreds or hundreds, and the official side has even received five or six promotion cooperation applications.
When Wu Di saw that basically all of them were skin care products, cosmetics, dating websites, etc.
This doesn't work, it doesn't match his positioning...
He is a professional basketball player, so he can't give a supplement or a shaker or other promotion?
However, taking advantage of this wave of traffic, Wu Di edited another nine-grid tweet.
Mainly, some photos of his training and life when he was at Ohio State University (OSU), with the caption:
“OSU, where the dream begins!”
The response is even greater, and the number of fans jumps to a growth of thousands and thousands at once!
The official Twitter sent another congratulations: Congratulations, your two tweets have become hot searches at the moment!
This is not all. The editor of the NBA's official Twitter account is also a girl, and he happens to be an alumnus of OSU. After seeing Wu Di's nine-grid tweet, he directly forwarded it with one click and wrote:
"The most handsome, elegant and charming Tanhua Show ever [Flying Kiss] [Flying Kiss] [Flying Kiss], Victory belongs to OSU!"
This is a hornet's nest!
And poke two at once!
The most handsome Tanhua show?!
Victory belongs to OSU!?
This tweet instantly caused a huge wave!
First of all, it is a carnival for OSU alumni. You should know that among all American universities, OSU’s number of students is second only to Texas A&M University, and it has a huge voice!
OSU alumni reposted official NBA tweets to show off celebrities who came out of their school.
But this quickly caused a more violent chain reaction. Countless netizens' lemons that turned into OSU became sour and began to compare the appearance of the NBA's Tanhua show over the years.
Then, without surprise, I dug up something that I shouldn't have dug...
Jordan forwarded it directly, and then built three companies:
“[shake finger][shake finger][shake finger]"
"The only one who is handsome, elegant and charming in the Tanhua show is me, Chicago braised egg king, five regular season MVP, six championship, six FMVP, ten scoring champion, basketball god, Mai Kuang-Jordan [all standing up]"
"And, you all know, NC yyds!"
The old gangster ended in person, and the effect was no less than dropping an atomic bomb. This topic was completely exploded!
Countless tags related to Wu Di have become popular:
"NBA's 2010 Tanhua Show has caused controversy!"
"Who is Wu Di? Is he related to the latest UFO incident in District 51?"
"Why is Mai Kou-Jordan so excited? Is Wu Di his illegitimate child of China?"
"xdm, I realized that Wu Di is FBL's conspiracy!"
...
Wu Di is irritated, completely irritated!
In just one hour, his Twitter followers had exceeded 300,000, and his trend continued to decline, and he directly launched an impact on 500,000...
You know, the old hooligan has been operating on Twitter for so long, and the number of fans is only 5 million.
Huh? The number of fans of the old gangster is also rising sharply!
Made, I don’t want to take advantage of the traffic!
In short, the promotion cooperation invitations related to sports supplements have finally been given to Wu Di, and it is also a sports supplement brand for the American head.
But when Wu Di saw the price, what was it, it was only $300?
Bye bye you!
Directly agree to the promotion cooperation invitation of the female skin care brand Hailanzhimi, one for $3,000, with the caption:
To be continued...