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Chapter 9 What is Welcome to the NBA?

Chapter 9 What does it mean to welcome to the NBA?

Author: 23K Pure Elixir

Chapter 9 What does it mean to welcome to the NBA?

Although James Jones is a second round pick, he has grown into a main rotation player in the Heat and is the mainstay of the team.

Even in the second half of last season, Lelitsin was appointed as the team's starting small forward six times.

It has to be said that as the second round pick with the same name as the hot man, Jones' rise is somewhat legendary.

After the famous Auburn Palace chaos, the Pacers lost a number of main players such as Artai, O'Neal Jr., Jackson, etc.

Then, Jones, who was the water dispenser manager at the time, unexpectedly gained a lot of playing time, thus showing his extraordinary three-point shooting ability and gained the appreciation of the team's boss Reggie Miller with his super high emotional intelligence.

Therefore, he also has a domineering nickname in the circle, the only winner of the Auburn Palace chaos battle.

In the past two seasons, Jones has ranked first in the league with nearly 50% three-point shooting percentage. If Wu Di remembers correctly, Jones will win the championship in next year's All-Star three-pointer challenge!

"What's wrong, man?"

When Jones saw Wade, his tone was a little flattering. Although he became the starter at the end of last season, Wade had a lot of opinions on his defense, but the problem was not big. The Heat Riley was the one who was talking about it.

"Jones, this is our rookie this year, Di Wu from China!"

Wade pointed to Wu Di, who was sitting on the passenger seat, and both sides greeted him.

"He is also a small forward. Do you dare to go against him?"

Jones glanced at Wu Di's handsome face and said jokingly:

"Seriously? Let's talk to this Chinese nerd college student?"

Wade was happy and said loudly:

"Di, he looks down on you as an Asian defender!"

Wu Diyang said with the wooden cigar box in his hand:

"This is a box of Gao Xiba's 196 worth $3,000. Do you dare to bet on a bet with me, a rookie?"

Jones sneered when he heard this. He sneered not for mocking Wu Di for overestimating his ability. He acted like this just to match the tone of the two. After all, with his superb emotional intelligence, he had long seen that Wade was taking the newcomer to play.

Even that box of cigars is probably empty, it's so easy to guess. After all, during the offseason, it's time to play, and he is happy to cooperate with the two of them:

"Then I'll thank you for your cigar first!"

"What about your bet?"

Wade narrowed his eyes, he hated Jones' style a little.

This guy Jones is so smart. He just agreed but didn't say his bet, but he didn't have to forget it, it might have been intentional.

It is not easy to deceive such people, but he and Wu Di are both people with a strong desire to win and lose, so Persimmon is naturally the one who picks the hardest.

"If he wins, I will give this Rotweiler to him for the guards!"

Jones laughed and said that the Rotweiler, who is of excellent quality next to him, has been with him for many years, being majestic and loyal to the master, and is very popular with his teammates.

"Then I'll fight with you!"

Wade compared his middle finger and then said:

"Don't joke, what if you lose? Just get the first one to help you enjoy yourself!"

Jones was about to say something, but he coughed again before asking:

“What rules?”

Wade and Wu Di looked at each other and said:

"Three games, one game you set the rules, one game Di rules, one American bullfight, two wins in three games."

Jones was happy when he heard this. The rules were simple and easy to understand, and they were not without any fun. There seemed to be no pitfalls, but there was a key issue:

"You took the initiative to challenge me. Let me set the rules first?"

Wade spat and replied:

"Then you have to take at least three times the value of the bet! Stop talking nonsense, you just said that Di is a nerd!"

Jones' eyes rolled and said, "Okay! Just bet, I'll give out a box of Lafite!"

Wade frowned slightly when he heard this, because red wine is divided into years. A box of Lafite in better years can be worth more than US$10,000, but if it is a Lafite in worse years, a box of Lafite may not be worth US$3,000.

But with him here, I will just go into the cellar and move the best box later!

"Okay, open the door and let me in!"

Although Jones is not as rich as Wade, he is a Miami native, so the villa garden also covers a huge area and is also equipped with a basketball court, which is only half.

In the first game, Jones naturally bets on three-pointers, ten goals, whoever scores more will win.

With a strong physical strength and a familiar touch, Jones made a nine-game shot at the beginning, with a hit rate of 90%, which only taught Wu Di to scratch his head without stopping.

When Wu Di was replaced, under the "huge" psychological pressure, his actions were a little deformed. The first ball hit the board and went in and shot it, and the second ball was even more air balloon-free...

In the end, he was only two out of ten, and he was more than a little different from Jones. The latter was immediately overjoyed, and the expression on his face was somewhat contemptuous.

Although Jones is a representative of the NBA's high emotional intelligence players, it is a private occasion after all, and there is no need to cover up. Jones feels that he has given Wu Di the greatest decency without humiliating him.

After the ball was thrown, Wu Di lowered his head, like a frost hit eggplant. He glanced at the cigar box with his eyes as if he suddenly realized that the problem was serious, and looked at Jones with some pleading words:

"Why... forget it today, I lost one third of your game, I will give you ten cigars..."

Jones burst out laughing. He opened the cigar box handed over by Wade and counted. There were twenty-five in a box, and ten cigars had exceeded one-third of the number.

He wanted to agree, but the top-notch eggplant flavor emitted by Gao Xiba's 196th was really fascinating. When he spoke, he turned into a sarcasm:

"Chinese boy, have you never learned the word contract?"

When Wade saw Jones start biting the hook, he suppressed his smile and bulged his cheeks and smoothed out:

"James, Wu Di sets the rules in the next game, and you may not necessarily win. If you come here today, I will bring him to meet the brothers in the team. It's better to forget it!"

But Jones is not willing to do it. The most important thing about a box of top-notch Gauciba cigars is to be neat and neat. How can you take photos and post tweets when they are split?!

Although the rules of the next game are beneficial to Wu Di, the rules of basketball are just that. Apart from the disgusting game like basketball, Jones really doesn't believe that a rookie can play it.

Besides, there is no American bullfighting as a foundation. At worst, you can loosen your muscles and bones to teach him a lesson. What does it mean to welcome to the NBA?

Seeing this, Wade pretended to glar at Wu Di, and then turned his tone:

"Then...or you can take more things to inspire our rookies' fighting spirit, or I don't think there is much to continue this game."

At this time, Jones only had Gao Xiba's 196th in his eyes, but he couldn't blame him for being greedy. If you want to blame, it was a time when Wu Di's remarks were chosen by Riley for his appearance were so popular on the Internet.

In addition, today Jones witnessed with his own eyes that Wu Di was two out of ten points without any defense, which was really bad...

Jones waved his hand directly and said domineeringly:

"What are you thinking? I'll give him ten boxes, and he can't beat me!"

Wade and Wu Di almost laughed out loud when they heard this. They pinched their thighs twice before holding them back. After holding them in for a long time, they controlled their emotions and said:

"This is what you said. I will lose ten boxes of Lafites later!"

When Jones saw Wade and Wu Di's faces flushed because of laughter, he thought they were embarrassed because of shame, so he agreed again.

The game continued, and in the second game, Wu Di proposed to compare with the dunk contest.

He will do three moves in turn. If Jones can copy them successfully, even if Jones wins, otherwise Wu Di will win.

Jones smiled crookedly and thought to himself that if the Asian defender from the NCAA really could be deducted, it would have caused a sensation in the country's lead No. 1 pick. How could he be chosen by the Heat's Tetrasai Scholar?

Express your agreement directly!

Sure enough, Wu Di held the ball and helped him run. Although his movements in the air were quite relaxed, he turned around and dunked 180 degrees.

Jones smiled, dribbled and ran, and successfully imitated easily, while Wade was expressionless and didn't know what he was waiting for.

In the second goal, Wu Di held the ball and helped the run again, but directly staged a 360-degree turn in the air to get the tomahawk under his crotch!

Wade covers his face, Nicholas Cage emoticon pack.jpg

Look at Jones again. This guy has petrified on the spot and his pupils are suffering from a magnitude ten earthquake...

What a thing, this one!

Turn 360 degrees and get the tomahawk button under your crotch???

He read that right?

If it weren't for the basket in his backyard, he would have to use a ruler to measure the height of the basket!

Just now, Wu Di clearly had to work hard to slam dunk at 180 degrees, but suddenly he turned around 360 degrees and got the battle axe under his crotch?

Brother, how intense is NCAA playing basketball now?!

Jones wants to call the police!

Call 911!

Capture Wu Di, who suddenly transformed into a dazzling spirit, and then took away!

This cannot be blamed for Wu Di's sudden increase in difficulty. If you want to blame, you can only blame the second ball that just triggered the flying state. The ability to stagnate the air was directly improved by 30%, and the ability to dunk was increased by 15% to the super giant range of 92...

Jones imitated him, this time he didn't dare to dribble the ball, held the ball and ran up, and tried twice.

But it was difficult to turn around at 360 degrees, not to mention the cow axe under the crotch, the loss was completely...

Jones' eyelids were pounding wildly, and he vaguely felt something was wrong, but he felt a little relieved when he thought there was a third American bullfight.
Chapter completed!
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