"Come to my house and pick up my wife. Today, I will kill you."

Jiang Chen suddenly got angry and shouted loudly, his eyes wide open.

He grabbed Liu Qiang's collar with one hand, and poked the red candle in his other hand towards Liu Qiang's face.

Liu Qiang was stunned immediately and raised his head to avoid the conditioned reflex.

"puff!"

It would be better if you don’t hide. By this, the red candle accidentally poked into the nostrils.

The nostrils are so small, and the candles are so thick!

"Ah...ah, ah, oh..."

Liu Qiang jumped in pain, and screams kept coming out of his mouth.

Who can bear this when the one who poked into his nose was still burning with the flames!

Tears flowed down.

He covered his nose with his hands and bent over and kept retreating.

Jiang Chen followed like a shadow.

It's like a sweeping leg when you go up.

"Bang!"

Liu Qiang swept away from the ground with his feet and his body stumbled heavily on the ground.

Meng Shanshan, who was originally gloating, had her mouth full of petrification.

The shocked brain was short-circuited.

"Jiang Chen, you crazy man, get out of here." Xu Xin, who was the first to react, pushed Jiang Chen away and hurriedly bent over to help Liu Qiang.

He said with a worried look on his face: "Liu Qiang, how are you?"

Jiang Chen frowned and curled his lips, "Do you feel sorry?"

Xu Xin Ge turned his head and said, "Jiang Chen, you are not a human being."

"I'm not a human?" Jiang Chen stared, "You brought all the wild men to your house, flirted openly in front of me, and called me a madman, and I..."

Jiang Chen pointed to the table and said, "I made eight dishes and one soup for you. I just wanted to give you a surprise, but you gave me a big surprise first."

"You can dye me, at least you have to be sneaky!"

"No matter what, I am also a man, with dignity and bottom line. You are so unlucky about me. What are you treating me as? Is there a wife who disrespects people so much?"

"Enough." Xu Xinge shouted, interrupting the guy's nagging complaints.

"Jiang Chen, you are just a bastard, you can't do anything more than you." Xu Xin Ge Ge's breathing was heavy, "Shanshan found Liu Qiang and installed an Internet cable for our family."

"Who can you do the Internet cable?" Jiang Chen's face was full of a confused expression and slowly turned around and looked at Meng Shanshan, "What's the situation?"

"Home...there is no internet at home, and the traffic is too expensive." Meng Shanshan felt depressed and wanted to tease this guy. Unexpectedly, things would develop like this.

"ah!"

At this moment, Liu Qiang pulled off the red candle from his nostril.

The pain was so painful that he screamed involuntarily, and at the same time, blood from his nose flowed out.

"Brother, I'm just a network cable. If I knew that my life would be in danger, I wouldn't even bring it to death." Liu Qiang felt aggrieved and tears came down.

These days, it's too hard to do some work.

"Haha!" Jiang Chen scratched his head and smiled embarrassedly, "I'm so sorry for this incident."

He also stepped forward and grabbed Liu Qiang's hand with enthusiasm on his face, "It's okay, you can press the network cable now."

Liu Qiang's body trembled, "Brother, you won't hit me again, are you?"

I was fucked and my heart was filled with shadows.

"How is that possible? Well..." Jiang Chen made a surprise voice from his nose, "Don't lie to me, you and my wife are shopping in the mall, I have seen all the photos."

He grabbed Liu Qiang's wrist and twisted it hard.

"Ao..." Liu Qiang felt that his arm was almost twisted by him, "Brother, I have never seen your wife before, have you made a mistake?"

"Stop and stop!" Meng Shanshan hurriedly stopped, "I used the photo to p on my unit computer."

"Ah!" Jiang Chen was surprised, "P, it's!"

As he said that, he quickly let go of Liu Qiang, "Brother, I'm sorry, let's leave after dinner here!"

"Goodbye." Liu Qiang ran away in the blink of an eye and rushed out.

He ran so fast, and smoke was coming from behind.

That guy is a lunatic. If you really eat here, your relatives at home will have to eat a meal tomorrow.

"Hi!" After Liu Qiang went out, Jiang Chen smiled happily at Xu Xinge.

"I can't blame me for this. It's all Shanshan. I care too much about you, otherwise the reaction wouldn't be so intense. That... hurry up and have a meal!"

"I won't eat anymore, I'm full of you." Xu Xinge walked upstairs with a cold face.

Jiang Chen scratched his head awkwardly and looked at Meng Shanshan.

After thinking a little, he turned his fingers maliciously, "Shanshan, should we have a good chat?"

"I... I'm full of fullness by you, so I won't eat it anymore." Meng Shanshan hurriedly ran upstairs.

Jiang Chen was stunned.

Who said she had let her have a meal?

Waving his hand, "No, you're back."

"No." Meng Shanshan also deliberately speeded up.

Jiang Chen looked at the table of food and his mouth twitched violently.

Damn, I cooked eight dishes for myself.

"If you don't eat it, I will eat it myself."

He said something like a stubborn donkey, and then hugged him.

After filling my stomach, I sat on the bed and started practicing the third turn of the Dragon God Art.

Since I have obtained this level of kung fu, I have not practiced much.

Although this secret is very skillful, you have to practice it!

As the Kung Fu method is running, I gradually enter a state of selflessness.

"Dingling..."

The next day, before I got up, I was woken up by the cold noise of my cell phone.

I dazed through the phone to answer the channel: "Who are you calling so early?"

"Boss, it's almost twelve o'clock noon, so that's too early?" Hong Shisan's muffled voice came from the phone.

"Twelve o'clock!" Jiang Chen sat up in excitement. When he saw the time, it was almost twelve o'clock.

The third turn of the Dragon God Art is very energy-consuming!

No, I have to find a big tree to suck it up and replenish my energy.

"Hey, hey..." Hong Shisan saw that Jiang Chen didn't say anything, and hey hey hey hey.

Jiang Chen got up and got out of bed, moving his muscles and bones, "I'll listen, tell me!"

"There is a woman asking me for a while, hehe." Hong Shisan said, and smiled blackly.

"Puff!" Jiang Chen also laughed, "Congratulations."

At the same time, I thought to myself, what kind of woman can I ask him for?

Hong Shisan on the other end of the phone lit his head, "Happy together, happy together."

"Puff!" Jiang Chen laughed again, "It doesn't matter if you pick up girls and I, it's not considered a happy couple!"

"Think about it, counting the same joy means sharing the same joy." Hong Shisan said in a very affirmative tone.

Jiang Chen blinked strangely, "What's the reason?"

"Because I used your real-life photos as avatar and chatted with her." Hong Shisan said truthfully.

"What?" Jiang Chen was overwhelmed, "Will it work if you go to meet someone?"

"Hi!" Hong Shisan grinned and smiled, "So, you have to help me."

Jiang Chen scratched his head, "How can I help you?"

"This is easy, I've already thought about it." Hong Shisan was as confident as he was. "At that time, I'll stay by the side without saying anything, you can talk to her."

Jiang Chen's head became bigger when he heard this.

What kind of brain circuit does this guy have?

I also ask for help when picking up girls, is that his?

What to do when you sleep?
Chapter completed!