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Chapter 389: Master of Confucianism(1/2)

Professor Li’s class has started!

Professor Li’s class has started, hurry up!

Exciting?

What do you think? Hurry up, there won’t be any seats if it’s too late!

Most of the students came in a hurry to attend classes in Taixue Palace and North Campus just to grab a good seat.

In class, Li Ziye held a homemade thermos teacup, blew on it, took a sip of tea, then sipped the tea leaves in his mouth, and spit it back into the teacup with a whoosh.

vomit!

Suddenly, many of the imperial students below were so disgusted that they almost vomited.

Li Ziye glanced at the students in front of him with disdain. This is a standard tea-drinking gesture for a teacher. You guys know nothing!

Okay, let’s start the class!

Seeing that everyone had almost arrived, Li Ziye put down his teacup and said, "Today, I will continue my physical hygiene class."

Below, dozens of Tai students heard this, and their eyes suddenly began to shine.

Outside the classroom, there were many students who had not grabbed a seat and their eyes were green, waiting for this moment.

Li Ziye took out a portrait and pasted it on the wooden frame, grinning and said, "In view of the pressure from above, today we will use a stick figure instead. You can imagine the specific details yourself."

Depend on!

The students below saw the outline of a woman simply outlined in a few strokes on the portrait, and they couldn't help but say foul words, "liar!"

Disappointed, everyone immediately stood up and left.

Hey, let’s all go!

When Li Ziye saw this, he didn't stop him. He picked up his thermos cup, took another sip of tea, and said, I originally wanted to teach you some tips on how to have a son.

Um?

The students who were about to stand up and leave suddenly trembled when they heard this. They looked at the young man in front of them with suspicious expressions on their faces?

Is there any secret to giving birth to a son?

Li, Professor Li, is it true?

A slightly older imperial student opened his mouth, then gritted his teeth and asked.

Since he married his mother-in-law, he has given birth to two daughters, but he has never been able to give birth to a son. This matter has always been a knot in his heart.

of course it's true.

Li Ziye grinned and said, "Have I lied to you?"

When everyone heard this, they looked at each other, with a flash of contempt flashing in their eyes. They were deceived!

They let their pigeons go in the last class!

Cough! Cough!

Li Ziye also thought that he seemed to have fooled these guys, coughed twice, covered up his embarrassment, looked ahead, and said, let's continue the class. Do you know who decides whether to have a boy or a girl?

Of course it’s up to the mother-in-law to decide!

Below, a Tai student replied, and immediately all the students in the classroom burst into laughter.

vulgar.

Li Ziye said disdainfully, then felt annoyed and added, ignorant!

Professor Li, then who do you think makes the decision? Is it impossible to have a son, or is it the man’s fault? The imperial student who spoke earlier said unconvinced.

you are right.

Li Ziye glanced at the group of imperial students below and said, "It's your fault that you can't give birth to a son. It has nothing to do with your mother-in-law."

How can it be!

Mr. Li, you can't talk nonsense.

In the classroom, everyone suddenly became excited and refused to admit it.

In an era where men are superior to women, it is not easy for men to admit their mistakes. What's more, there are three unfilial piety and not having children is the worst. Not having a son is a big mistake. How can the students of the Imperial College, who have always been arrogant and arrogant, accept this?

Before class, Li Ziye took a sip of tea from his thermos cup, then spit the tea back twice. As a teacher, the process of drinking tea cannot be skipped.

Below, the Tai students who were still spraying wildly were suddenly disgusted and speechless.

Stop talking?

Seeing this, Li Ziye put down the thermos cup and said, "I'll do it then."

Snapped!

Li Ziye took out another portrait and posted it on the wooden frame, saying, first of all, let's talk about what is the decisive factor that determines whether a boy or a girl will be born. Yes, it is chromosomes.

chromosome?

When everyone below heard this, their expressions suddenly became startled. What the hell?

You bunch of losers, you didn't pay attention to my class at first sight.

Li Ziye snorted first, and then continued, the chromosomes are similar to the infuriating energy you practiced when practicing martial arts. They cannot be seen or touched, but they are real. Men’s chromosomes are xy, and women’s chromosomes are xx. You and yours

When a mother-in-law gives birth to a child, the chromosomes in her body will split into two, and then combine freely to form a new pair. You say, if you don't provide a Y chromosome, how can your mother-in-law give birth to a son?

this!

In the classroom, the students from Taipei University looked at each other in disbelief when they heard this unheard statement.

This is too shocking!

Professor Li, I have never heard of these things you are talking about!

A student from the Taipei University raised questions and asked, "Could it be that you made it up?"

Good question.

Li Ziye grinned and said, learning means learning to question. These remarks were told to me by the Confucian leader, and I also think they are nonsense. How about we go ask the Confucian leader together?

hiss!

When everyone below heard this, they immediately took a breath of cold air again, quickly shook their heads and said, No, no!

Li Ziye looked at the group of cowards in front of him and sneered in his heart, "You guys, I can't cure you."

I don't believe it, you really dare to ask that old man, the Confucian leader.

Professor Li, how can I give birth to a son?

Among the dozens of Tai students, some were more concerned about this issue and asked quickly.

Eat more alkaline foods.

Li Ziye began to talk nonsense in a serious manner. The Y chromosome likes an alkaline environment. Eating more alkaline foods will help the survival of the Y chromosome, and you will have a greater chance of giving birth to a son.

What are alkaline foods?

A group of Tai students were confused when they heard this, and asked half-understanding.

This involves trade secrets.

The Li family grinned and said that the Li family will soon launch a secret medicinal formula that can increase the probability of giving birth to a son. Of course, it only increases some possibilities. It does not work for everyone. Moreover, giving birth to a son or a daughter is not a problem.

Likewise, gender discrimination is unacceptable. If you are not anxious to have a son, there is no need to buy one.

Where can I buy it?

The students below were all wealthy people, so they asked immediately.

currently there is not.

Li Ziye smiled and said, and because medicinal materials and ingredients are very precious, even if it is officially launched, there will be a quantity limit, and it is impossible for everyone to buy it.

When everyone below heard this, they looked at each other in confusion. If you have money, you can't buy this?

Li Ziye looked at everyone's expressions, his mouth slightly curved.

Sample, do you understand hunger marketing? The more I don’t let you buy it, the more active you will be when the time comes.

By the way, the Confucian leader's signboard is really useful. When the time comes, should we let this great god go to Li's shop to cut the ribbon?

Half an hour later, many Tai students finished their classes and left. Old God Li Ziye was sitting on the ground in front of the portrait drinking tea. After standing for an hour, his tired waist ached.

Brother Li, what you are talking about is really what the Confucian leader told you? Bai Wangyu came over and asked curiously.

Just ask the Confucian leader and you will know. Li Ziye replied.

Bai Wangyu also sat down beside him and didn't answer. This kid knew that he didn't dare.

Lao Bai, am I a genius in business? Li Ziye smiled proudly.

Will they really buy it?

Bai Wangyu said in confusion, Brother Li has already said that the medicinal diet may not be effective.
To be continued...
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