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Chapter 54: Chaos Xuanyi Mountain

Qin Jue really has no choice. If Zhang Jichen fell into a coma like Bai Ye did before after taking the pill, or was injured or something, Qin Jue might be able to forcibly heal him through spiritual power.

But Zhang Jichen has grown something strange now, just like he is holding two basketballs on his chest. He can't cut it off directly, right?

But then again, it seems quite white.

Hearing this sentence, Zhang Jichen looked desperate. He used his spiritual power to try to suppress the two flesh balls in his chest, but it was useless, and he was even a little... comfortable?

"Master...Master...What should I do with my disciple? Woo woo woo woo!"

Zhang Jichen looked extremely miserable, especially the two flesh balls on his chest that kept swinging with the movements, which made people laugh and cry.

"Oh, Ji Chen, my master didn't expect this to happen. It seems that something went wrong in the middle of the alchemy."

Sighing, Bai Ye patiently comforted: "How about this, I will refine another pot of elixir and prescribe the right medicine. Can it cure your... pectoral muscles?"

Upon hearing this, Zhang Jichen's face changed drastically: "No, no, I'd better find a way myself."

As he said that, Zhang Jichen immediately ran out of the hall like a flying, fearing that Bai Ye would catch up with him.

Wouldn't it be even worse if the elixirs refined by Bai Ye were like this again, or if he was allowed to grow up elsewhere?

Even with these two meat balls, you must not take the pills refined by your master!

"Ji Chen, remember to cover it with something, otherwise it will be easy to misunderstand if you see it."

Seeing this, Bai Ye did not forget to remind him.

Zhang Jichen: “…”

Qin Jue: “…”

You have the nerve to say it!

“…”

"What's wrong? How could this happen?"

Baiye couldn't figure it out.

"I think... Senior brother, you are not suitable for refining these pills."

Before Bai Ye could refute, Qin Jue said again: "You are more suitable for refining poison pills. If your senior brother is willing to work hard, he will become a famous drug expert in Lingyang world one day."

“…”

"nonsense!"

Baiye vetoed: "I just haven't mastered the trick. I'll give me a few more months, no, in a few days, I'll be able to master it thoroughly!"

Qin Jue: “…”

Why does this sentence sound so familiar?

Oh, I remember, Baiye said the same thing five years ago.

Qin Jue was quite helpless about this senior brother, so he had to shrugge and said, "Okay, let it go."

After leaving the hall, Qin Jue was about to go back to his courtyard first. However, he had just walked far away and found that the entire Xuanyi Mountain had become a mess at some time. The dense figures were shuttled back and forth in various places, as if they were looking for something, and shouting that they wanted to cook the frogs, including many senior executives of the elder level.

"Is it because of that frog?"

Qin Jue suddenly remembered the frog that could walk with his legs, like a repeater. What did it do? It caused so many people to chase him?

Just as he was thinking, the frog walking upright suddenly jumped out of the side and shouted:

"Yesterday I peeked at Elder Zhu's bath and found that he was actually wearing a woman's bellyband, hahaha."

"Hehe, Lao Yan would never have thought that I had stolen his spiritual pill. I, Chen Xiu, was so smart."

“…”

In an instant, Qin Jue understood what was going on. This guy actually called out the secrets of so many people. No wonder this was so.

But...what the hell is Elder Zhu wearing a woman's bellyband? And Elder Shi actually likes men?

The most important thing is that someone actually peeked at Elder Zhu taking a bath?

Hey hey hey, are there any normal people in this place? He has never noticed this before.

"Finished! It's here!"

Suddenly, a disciple pointed at this side and shouted.

"What? Where is it?"

"Catch it quickly! Never let it run away!"

"Look at me, Xuanyi Sword Technique!"

"Divine Machine Domineering Fist!"

"Demon-breaking finger!"

“…”

Almost as the disciple finished speaking, countless martial arts and moves swept over and attacked the frogs.

"What? Where is it? Catch it quickly! Never let it run away!"

While repeating the words of these people, the frog easily avoided all attacks and quickly disappeared from the end of his vision.

Is this really a frog?

Qin Jue was stunned. What did the senior brother eat for it? He could make so many warriors go around. Those who don’t know might think it was a high-level monster.

"Damn it! Chase it!"

"Ula!"

"Absolutely, you can't let it run away!"

“…”

Accompanied by the deafening shouts, many elders and disciples ran past Qin Jue and continued to chase the frog.

Qin Jue: “…”

If they knew that this frog was a result of Baiye, I wonder what they would feel?

Shaking his head, Qin Jue was too lazy to care, and turned around and returned to the cliff. As for whether these people caught the frog in the end, Qin Jue was unknown.

That night, Xuanyi Mountain was extremely lively, and countless disciples were looking for frogs outside, as if they were in a state of war readiness, even the elders were no exception, patrolling everywhere.

As the initiator, the frog had no idea where he had gone to sleep in that corner.

The next day, early in the morning, it was dawn, and Qin Jue woke up from the bluestone in a daze, emitting a strong smell of alcohol all over his body.

Because I was drunk yesterday, I accidentally fell asleep on the bluestone.

Waving off the dew on his body, Qin Jue stretched and decided to make something to eat first.

"Puff."

At this moment, a piece of bird poop fell from the sky. Fortunately, Qin Jue reacted quickly and hid in time.

"The bird flew back?"

Soon, Qin Jue denied this idea because when he raised his head, he saw a group of birds hovering above his head!

"!"

"Puff."

"Puff."

"Puff."

In an instant, countless bird poop fell, like a rain curtain!

Seeing that these bird poops were about to hit Qin Jue, an invisible spiritual barrier suddenly supported, blocking all the bird poops outside.

However, these birds only stayed above Qin Jue's head for more than ten seconds before leaving. Then they immediately scattered all over Xuanyi Mountain. Wherever they passed along the way, bird shit fell down. It was a real manure machine. You don't have to think about it. It must be a waste of the white industry.

Not long after, Xuanyi Mountain became chaotic again...

The young man sitting in the yard drinking tea just picked up the tea cup when a piece of bird poop fell into the tea cup with a "pop", which was extremely smelly.

On the other side, an elder was looking for the whereabouts of the frog in anger. A bird shit bomb suddenly fell from the sky, instantly turning him into a "shit man".

Another disciple finished his practice and yawned to the sky, and then a few pieces of bird shit fell into his mouth accurately...

"Ahhhh, who did it? I'm going to kill him!"

"Oh my God, the flowers I planted..."

"My clothes!"
Chapter completed!
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