Chapter 121 What would you say if you met Huang Pizi asking for a seal?
Chapter 121 What would you say if you meet a yellow man asking for a title?
Author: Favorite hot waist flower
Chapter 121 What would you say if you meet a yellow man asking for a title?
After the things here are over, Su Jun naturally has no need to stay here. The next target is naturally Zhang Qishan and Er Yuehong. He has to get some Yin iron, Yin copper and the like.
Only by upgrading the four-coffin string in his hand can he use his merit to continue to upgrade the level of the four-coffin string.
But sometimes, life is so strange. After Su Jun left the city overnight, he had not gone ten miles. On the road, a standing weasel appeared.
Weasel even asked Su Jun: "Do you think I look like a human being, or do I look like a human being, or do I look like an immortal?"
Su Jun: "."
At this time, he was really speechless. He really didn't expect that Huang Pizi was asking for the title, and it was him. At the same time, he looked at the weasel in front of him with some sympathy.
I couldn't help but ask, "Didn't you read the almanac when you went out today?"
weasel:"."
It was completely confused and thought to itself: "What is this? The elders in the clan never said that they would encounter this kind of situation?"
Why turn around and run!
What looks like a human being or a fairy?
What I don’t know or something like that!
Also, when are weasels going out to read the almanac? They are monsters, not humans.
Complaints are complaints.
But, what should we do now? The elders in the clan have never taught me!
The weasel tilted his head and fell into recollection. The elders said, how should we deal with special situations?
By the way, scare him. Just be as fierce as you want.
As a result, the weasel's eyes widened, and even a faint green light appeared. If this were an ordinary person, I'm afraid he would have been frightened by now. Moreover, it would also be effective.
But who is Su Jun?
This kind of little demon who had just come out to ask for a title was nothing in front of him. Even Su Jun looked at it and thought it was a little cute.
At this time, the weasel spoke again: "Do you think I look like a human, or do I look like an immortal?"
Looking at the little guy in front of him, Su Jun couldn't help but think of a post on the Internet.
What would you say if you meet a yellow man asking for a title?
You know what netizens are saying.
On the first floor, he said, I think you look like a fool. Then, there was a novel like this. The protagonist was chased by a stick at the beginning.
The second floor said, I think you look like an egg.
The third floor said, I think you look like a line baby.
The fourth floor said, I think you look like a second-rate person.
However, the one on the first floor is the most popular. Netizen: I think you look like a blond lolita with animal ears! Just like the first floor, someone also wrote a novel because of it, and I heard it is still very popular.
But at this moment, Su Jun was getting a little playful. He wanted to know, if he really told the weasel in front of him that I look like a blond animal-eared lolita, would he really turn into a blond animal-eared lolita?
.
real!
So Su Jun couldn't help but smile evilly at the weasel.
"shock!"
When the weasel saw Su Jun's smile, he seemed to feel something bad. He instinctively took a few steps back and looked at Su Jun warily.
At the same time, he secretly thought: "What's going on with this human being? Shouldn't this situation be something to be feared? Could it be that the elders in the clan haven't been around for decades and the world has changed? Aren't humans afraid of monsters anymore?"
At this time, as if to confirm its feeling, Su Jun said to it: "I don't think you look like a human being, nor do you look like a fairy. Instead, you look like a blond lolita with animal ears!"
"collapse"
The demonic energy on the weasel exploded and formed into a ball. After a while, the demonic aura dissipated. What was left behind was a blond loli with animal ears.
The weasel tilted his head and touched his animal ears, which caused the ears to move twice.
I'm afraid I've met a madman!
Otherwise, where did such a strange idea come from?
Speechless! Yes, at this moment, she was completely speechless. Asking for a title from humans, and getting such a thing, is it considered a success? Or is it a failure?
It was obvious that she was completely confused.
"Fuck!"
Su Jun was completely dumbfounded when he saw the blond animal-eared lolita in front of him, and murmured: "Is it really good?"
After I came back to my senses, I regretted it!
Where is Huang Pizi asking for a seal? This is an opportunity sent by God to make a wish.
What kind of blond animal-eared lolita? Doesn’t Flame Ji smell good? Doesn’t Angel Yan look good?
"Well?"
At this moment, Su Jun felt several powerful demonic forces approaching rapidly. Obviously, there was something unusual about this cute weasel!
Because Su Jun could feel that these powerful demon powers were very similar to its demon powers. They should be of the same race!
If there are so many monsters in one clan, they are really not ordinary wild weasels. They are the Huangxian family, one of the five immortals!
Soon four figures appeared in front of him.
Each of them is a human body, and they wear human clothes. However, the styles are ancient, and they have obviously not been born for a long time.
"Ah this."
Originally, they were all very happy, but when they saw their junior, they were all shocked!
One of them even exclaimed: "Is it a crossbreed? How did you become blond?",
"Crack!"
Another older man directly rewarded him with a brain melon seed. At the same time, he said angrily: "Who do you think is planting the seeds? I think your whole family is planting the seeds!"
"Crack!"
But then, the older one also suffered a brain injury.
He turned his head with an aggrieved look and looked at the person who beat him: "Huang Xing'er, why did you hit me?"
who is he?
The young master of the Huangxian family, Huang Tian! If it weren't for Huang Xing'er being his wife, he would definitely understand why the flowers are so red. But now, he can only endure it.
Myolie Huang glared at him, then pointed angrily at the blond animal-eared girl on one side, and said angrily: "Tell me, are you peeking at those strange things about humans again? Are you still shameless?"
Huang Tian looked confused: "What?"
Huang Xing'er was angry and a little shy. At the same time, she continued to glare at Huang Tian and accused: "What else could it be? It's the same thing you dragged me to watch in the middle of the night."
"If my daughter hadn't accidentally seen those things, how could she have known that humans could still grow like this? Tell me!!!"
At the end of the sentence, I almost yelled.
Huang Tian was stunned, in a state of disbelief. He never thought that his wife would tell this.
"Ah this!"
The younger Huang Xian on the other side couldn't help but stood there blankly: "Is this what I can hear? I'm not married yet! I'm still a boy."
"Fuck!"
Su Jun stood there blankly. He had always believed that only humans would like to watch movies and study the origin of life. Now it seems that he is really too naive!
I didn’t expect that the Huangxians were so playful.
However, this brother is a little unfair!
The blond animal-eared girl looked confused. She could understand every word of what her parents said. But when they connected, she found that she couldn't understand a single word.
At this time, Huang Tian also came to his senses. He immediately explained: "Huang Xing'er, please don't talk nonsense, I only watched those things with you. And after watching, they were sealed with magic. Ying'er didn't know what to do.
It’s impossible to see!”
Chapter completed!