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Chapter 521 Serious jokes? What's the point of that, don't listen

Xue Yiren was also shocked by Yao Yulu's actions, and hurriedly stopped Yao Yulu before she took off her bra.

"Yu Lu, you...what are you doing?!" Xue Yiren said in surprise.

Yao Yulu was also confused, "Didn't you say you want to quench his thirst?"

Xue Yiren: "???"

The next moment, Yao Yulu finally reacted, "So what you said about quenching thirst is really just quenching thirst?"

"What else?" Xue Yiren looked at Yao Yulu like an idiot.

Not to mention Xue Yiren, Yao Yulu at this time also felt like she was completely an idiot.

Oh my God, what kind of wind did I get just now? I actually understood Chen Dong's words like that.

Yao Yulu was a little scared when she thought about it. If Xue Yiren hadn't stopped her in time just now, wouldn't she have been cleaned up by Chen Dong?

Thinking of this, Yao Yulu's pretty face turned red with shame, and she wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into it!

No shame to meet people!

I really have no shame to meet people!

Seeing Yao Yulu's appearance, Xue Yiren was also amused and crying.

No wonder I just said that Yao Yulu had met Chen Dong's request. Yao Yulu was so reluctant. It turned out that she thought she wanted to make such a big sacrifice!

Chen Dong also took the opportunity to take advantage of the situation, "Sister Yao, don't stop, it's not you who is wrong, it's Mr. Xue. That's what I meant..."

"Get out!" Yao Yulu picked up the water cup in her hand in anger and poured it on Chen Dong, but Chen Dong easily avoided it.

At this time, Chen Dong was also laughing so hard that he leaned back and forth, which was a gloating.

When Chen Dong thought of Yao Yulu's appearance just now, he felt very relieved and felt that his previous servant was not in vain.

"Okay Chen Dong, didn't you say you wanted to tell us jokes? Hurry up!" Xue Yiren urged.

Chen Dong finally resisted the snickering and then said, "This joke is like this."

"A man sent a message to his mistress, 'Are you there baby? I want to sleep with you, why don't you go to your house to find you now?"

As soon as these words were said, Yao Yulu and Xue Yiren's faces changed suddenly.

"You scumbag, you know that you must be unhappy when you say jokes. It turns out that you are talking about such dirty jokes!"

Chen Dong smirked, "Sister Yao, don't get me wrong. I'm not a dirty joke, a joke, a serious joke!"

Xue Yiren was unhappy, "Serious jokes? What's the point? I won't listen!"

Chen Dong: "???"

Who are these two people...

"Okay, you can say it quickly. It's better not to talk nonsense. If my ears are dirty, I can't spare you!" Yao Yulu threatened.

Chen Dong smiled bitterly and continued, "Okay, I'll continue to talk."

"The mistress received the message and replied: 'You're crazy, my husband is at home today. Why don't you come on Sunday, my husband is going to go fishing on Sunday."

"Then the man replied: 'That's better, I'm going to fish on Sunday, too'! Hahahaha..."

As soon as the joke was finished, Chen Dong couldn't help it anymore and burst into laughter.

Yao Yulu and Xue Yiren were both confused and looked at Chen Dong with a confused look on his face.

Yao Yulu: "No, what does this joke mean?"

"That's right, I don't even have a passionate scene, I'll refund the money!" Xue Yiren looked even more dissatisfied.

Chen Dong sighed helplessly and could only explain patiently: "Don't you understand this? It means that in the eyes of men, fishing is much more interesting than going to bed with women!"

Yao Yulu: "?"

Xue Yiren: "?"

The two women were still confused, obviously they still didn't understand what Chen Dong wanted to express.

Chen Dong was also a little stupid. He had already mentioned this. Why didn’t these two silly girls understand yet?

Is this a communication barrier between men and women?

After a long time, Xue Yiren seemed to have thought of something, "So, what do you mean is that you plan to open a leisure and entertainment project for people to fish in this hot spring villa?"

"Fishing?" Yao Yulu looked disdainful, "What's the point? Besides, people can't catch wherever they want to fish, so they have to go all the way to fish? Is it okay to have no competitiveness?"

Chen Dong snorted lightly and laughed: "Of course we don't have any competitiveness in ordinary fishing. But don't forget, what kind of ace we have in our hands!"

"Ace?" Yao Yulu immediately thought of something, "You mean...Golden Fragrant Fish?!"

Chen Dong snapped his fingers, "That's right, it's the golden fragrant fish!"

"I had already seen it when I came here. Behind our villa is a lake, and it is quite large."

"Imagine what kind of scene would it be if we raised some golden fragrant fish in the lake for those guests to fish and entertain?"

Yao Yulu was immediately excited, "Since our golden fragrant fish was launched, it has been in short supply, and the calls for buying live fish have never stopped."

"If we can really raise some golden fragrant fish in this lake for people to fish, I am afraid that the diners who come from the purple air can break the threshold of this villa!"

Xue Yiren also nodded, "The most important thing is that this also solves the sales problem of golden fragrant fish."

"After all, fish are now in the lake, and whether they can catch them depends entirely on luck. If they catch them, we will not lose money."

"Even if you can't catch it, it will at least increase the market for guests in the villa, thereby driving the business of other aspects of the villa, such as medicinal baths, accommodation, and dining!"

"Oh my God, this plan is awesome, it's just a killing of multiple goals in one go!!"

Even Xue Yiren, a strong woman who has been in the mall for many years, couldn't help but be amazed at Chen Dong's marketing methods.

In fact, what Xue Yiren is thinking about now is only part of Chen Dong's idea.

The main theme of the entire Hot Spring Villa is the theme of health and leisure. Since you have to do it, you must do it to the extreme.

For example, you can copy all the menus of Zi Qi Donglai.

First, it can allow customers to enjoy health food, and second, it can also feed back to Ziqi Donglai's main store branch.

After all, it is impossible for guests to stay in the hot spring villa forever. As long as they are satisfied with the food, when they want to eat in the county town, they will think of two restaurants from Ziqi Donglai.

For example, turbid powder.

In fact, this turbid powder is not only used in hot springs, but can still be used at home.

In this way, can we regard this hot spring villa as an experience point and thus regard turbid powder as a product for sale?

For example, Huangliang Mei Meng Pinnacle? Yangyuan Wine?

In short, Chen Dong wanted to regard this hot spring villa as an experience point that gathers products from all parties, so as to sell all the products he had developed before in a radioactive manner.
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