Chapter 212 The dream, left on the grass
Even though they were here, Chen Dong naturally couldn't care less about these details and could only tell the truth about his situation.
"I have a high school degree, have never gone to medical school, and have never worked in a hospital before. Now I am in Qingshan Village, and my main job is as a farmer!"
As soon as these words came out, the servant in charge of statistics was confused, thinking that he had heard wrongly.
Pfft hahaha...
The doctors on the side all laughed out loud.
In fact, every time a new doctor comes in to register, they will listen and observe, just to find out each person's identity, because in the end only one person can cure Gong Dingyuan's disease. Only by knowing yourself and the enemy can you win every battle.
At this moment, when they heard Chen Dong announcing his home status, they all burst into laughter.
After all, Gong Dingyuan has a distinguished status, and it is absolutely impossible for ordinary people to be qualified to treat Gong Dingyuan.
Take these people for example, they are either graduate students of famous medical schools or department directors of tertiary hospitals. Any one of them is a medical elite and has won numerous awards.
Now, suddenly, a high school graduate like Chen Dong, who has no medical experience and whose main job is a farmer, suddenly appears and keeps saying that he wants to treat Gong Dingyuan?
In the eyes of everyone, this is simply a big joke!
A young man wearing black-rimmed glasses stood up and sarcastically said: "There are really everyone these days! A small farmer who graduated from high school dares to come and compete with us with a shameless face."
"Who gave you the courage, Liang Jingru? Hahaha..."
"Ha ha ha ha……"
The words of the young man with glasses immediately attracted the approval of others, who burst into laughter.
Chen Dong looked at the bespectacled young man with a calm expression, "I rely on my strength to cure diseases. I don't need anyone to give me courage!"
"Strength?" These two words made the young man with glasses feel even more ridiculous.
"Do you know where I come from? Have you ever heard of PS? Let me tell you, I just returned from studying abroad at Columbia University School of Medicine!"
"And among these doctors, any one chosen at random is a medical elite who graduated from prestigious universities at home and abroad!"
"You look like a bear, but you dare to show your strength in front of us? Are you worthy?!"
The words of the young man with glasses immediately attracted the agreement of the doctors, with proud expressions on their faces.
In their view, being invited to treat Gong Dingyuan was a great affirmation of their strength, and they naturally had a huge sense of superiority.
A middle-aged doctor in a white coat said with a serious face: "Young man, don't think that we don't know what you want to do. Let me tell you, treating diseases and saving people is not child's play, and this is not a place for you to cling to the powerful. I advise you to do what you should do.
Go ahead and don’t embarrass yourself here!"
Chen Dong snorted lightly and sneered: "I appreciate your kindness, but if I guess correctly, aren't you all here just to let the Gong family take a look?"
"Since we are all clinging to powerful people, I don't think anyone has the right to laugh at anyone else!"
As soon as these words came out, those doctors were immediately unhappy.
"Nonsense! We are here to treat illnesses and save people. Do you think we are all the same as you?" the middle-aged doctor said righteously.
The young man with glasses also echoed, "Even though you are a small farmer, you are qualified to compete with us! It's so funny!"
Chen Dong sneered, "I think it's you who are ridiculous! You should be sitting in the hospital to treat diseases and save people. You have come all the way here and have to queue up with so many people. With this time, I'm afraid you are in the hospital.
Can all ten patients be cured?"
"You..." The middle-aged doctor was so shocked that he was speechless.
"And you!" Chen Dong looked at the bespectacled young man and continued, "You haven't even figured out all your illnesses yet, and you come licking your face to see Mr. Gong for treatment. How can you graduate from PS?"
"I think you should get rid of that s, you are just a p!"
"You..." The young man with glasses turned red with anger.
He was a top student who graduated from a famous foreign medical school, but now he was scolded by a small farmer. How could he bear it?
"Okay, didn't you say I'm sick? Why don't you tell me what's wrong with me? If you can't tell me, I'm not done with you!"
Chen Dong nodded, "Okay, this is what you asked me to say!"
"Let me ask you, do you often feel soreness in your waist and knees, weakness in your limbs, and night sweats?"
"And there is a lot of nocturia, and occasionally when you get up, you will also experience symptoms such as tinnitus and dizziness?"
As soon as these words came out, the bespectacled young man's expression changed.
The symptoms Chen Dong described were all correct without exception!
But in order to embarrass Chen Dong, the young man with glasses would naturally not admit it.
"I'm sorry, I don't have any of the symptoms you mentioned! Hahaha..."
The middle-aged doctors on the side all laughed at him, thinking that Chen Dong was just talking nonsense.
Chen Dong smiled lightly, "It doesn't matter if you don't admit it, but do you dare to press the position 1.5 inches away from the spinous process of the second lumbar vertebra in your lower back?"
The young man with glasses disagreed, "Just press it, who is afraid of whom?"
As he said that, the bespectacled young man raised his hand and pressed it towards the position mentioned by Chen Dong.
The press was not tight enough, and a sharp pain instantly shot through, causing the bespectacled young man to grimace.
"You...what did you ask me to press?" the young man with glasses said angrily.
Chen Dong looked calm, "Don't worry, it's just the Shenshu point in Chinese medicine."
"The symptoms you had before are all signs of severe kidney deficiency. You only need to keep massaging the Shenshu point every day, and the symptoms of kidney deficiency will get better!"
"Really?!" The bespectacled young man's eyes lit up and he blurted out instinctively.
Everyone around them suddenly laughed out loud, believing that the symptoms Chen Dong mentioned just now were all true!
The bespectacled young man looked embarrassed and quickly changed his words: "I mean, even if there is nothing wrong with your body, it is quite comfortable to rub it, right?"
As the bespectacled young man spoke, he did not forget to increase his intensity and press the Shenshu point continuously to resolve his embarrassment.
Chen Dong smiled and said: "You are right, there is nothing wrong with your body, and massaging the Shenshu point is indeed beneficial. But if you are a patient with severe kidney deficiency, especially someone like you who frequently comforts himself for a long time and has a male-female lifestyle
For those who are excessive, it is best not to massage too hard in the early stage, otherwise..."
"What else would happen?" the bespectacled young man asked curiously.
As soon as he finished speaking, a puffing sound was heard, and at the same time, a fishy smell suddenly spread throughout the entire hall.
"Holy shit, what does this smell like?"
"This smell looks so familiar, could it be..."
"Holy shit, brother, what's going on with you?"
Everyone followed their gazes and looked at the pants of the young man with glasses.
I saw that the key area in front of his pants was soaked with an unknown liquid.
The bespectacled young man had already realized something at this moment and looked at Chen Dong with a horrified expression.
Chen Dong sighed and said helplessly: "That's why I told you not to be too forceful."
"The Shenshu point goes directly to the kidneys and governs the sperm gate. If you already have kidney deficiency, if it is suddenly stimulated, abnormalities will occur."
"From a literary point of view, this is a dream that was left on the grass."
Chapter completed!