Chapter 3 Mr. Feng Shui Shocked
, The fastest update is the seven-year-old ancestor Zhou Chen and Xia Yanran!
"Well, show it to me. This is a big deal. You juniors don't understand it very much. Don't make mistakes in a moment."
This is a very plain sentence.
But, it was said by Zhou Chen, who was only seven years old and delicate like a porcelain doll.
Whether it is Xia Yanran or netizens, they feel awkward no matter how they look at it.
"Okay!"
Unexpectedly, Zhou Tianyang was very happy. After agreeing, he was excited to run back to the house and take out the old calendar.
Unexpectedly, Zhou Chen spoke and called him.
"No need, just tell me which day I'll make it."
Zhou Tianyang stopped his movements and immediately turned around, bowed respectfully, and said with a smile:
"Okay! Uncle Xuan! I think about it...it seems to be the day after tomorrow."
Zhou Chen heard this and said without hesitation:
"That won't work, change it to tomorrow."
Zhou Tianyang didn't hesitate and replied immediately:
"Okay! Listen to you Uncle Xuan!"
This scene was seen by netizens on the variety show, and the barrage was immediately exploded!
[If I hadn't known about the pastoral life column, there would have never been a script, so I really thought that this was invited by the program team to act!]
[Haha, this is too outrageous! How could this village chief listen to this child like this?]
[Don’t be obedient, do you believe it or not? The village chief has to kowtow to this child during the New Year! (Funny)]
[Yes, I've experienced it! In areas with strong clan concepts, it is very important to be orderly in the old and young!]
[But... this day has changed like this? Is it really not a matter of attention?]
[The elders with the highest seniority in the village have spoken. Do you dare to refute it? Although, this elder is just a seven-year-old primary school student (funny)]
【It makes sense, but I still think it's too magical, hahaha!】
Although the audience was discussing each other in a verbal way,
But at this moment, Panda City,
In the most famous Qiankun Feng Shui Company in Panda City, a Taoist boss dressed as a Taoist priest was stunned in front of the screen after hearing Zhou Chen's words!
He was stunned for a long time before he suddenly came to his senses, reached out and opened the office cabinet, and searched it out at all costs.
Because I was so excited that I even accidentally knocked down the tea cup on the table!
Finally, the Taoist priest drew an iron Bagua plate from a messy cabinet of Taoist scriptures!
He placed the Bagua Pan on the table, pressed his left hand on the Qian and Li positions of the Bagua Pan, and began to constantly calculate something with his right hand.
After a long time, the Taoist priest shook his whole body, his pupils suddenly shrank, and he murmured like absent-minded:
"On the sixth day of the day, the teacher comes out with the law, and it is a bad thing to blame. The image says that the teacher comes out with the law, and it is a bad thing to lose the law."
"Nine Two, Xiang said, "It's auspicious in the teacher, and it's a favor to heaven!"
"In other words, if the funeral day of joy and funeral is changed from the day after tomorrow to tomorrow, then the hexagram of "Baozang evil" is replaced with the hexagram of Chengtian Chong!"
"And it perfectly fits the age of 101! It's so wonderful! Even I didn't expect that I could change this way!"
"This seven-year-old child... actually knows how to choose auspicious days!"
"Also, my achievements in Feng Shui are extremely superb! Even I can't match it!"
The moment he realized this, the Taoist priest lay limply on the chair, his face full of disbelief.
After all, as one of the most famous Taoist priests in the Fengshui Taoist academic circle of the Great Yan Kingdom,
Master Qiankun can't accept a seven-year-old child's blow that can be more powerful than him.
Then,
Master Qiankun seemed to realize something, and his eyes suddenly lit up:
"Yes! It's also possible that this kid was guessing it randomly, otherwise it would be a coincidence. Well, that's it, I definitely thought too much."
Even though he said that, he was even more focused on watching the variety show "Pastoral Life".
Originally, he was just idle and wanted to relax with this leisurely variety show.
But now, the Taoist priest decided to keep chasing!
He wanted to see if this seven-year-old Zhou Chen really understands Feng Shui Taoism!
...
At this moment, Zhoujia Village, the village chief’s courtyard.
Seeing Zhou Tianyang happily holding the old calendar, he was about to inform his third uncle Zeng’s family.
Zhou Tianyang's father, Zhou Dacong, looked at Zhou Chen, rubbed his hands and said with a smile:
"Uncle Zeng, since you are back today, our village will hold a welcome banquet for you that night? It also happened to be announced to everyone that you are the patriarch of our Zhou clan!"
Zhou Chen frowned slightly and said:
"Isn't this good? Don't bother everyone."
Zhou Dacong grinned, and his face suddenly became full of wrinkles, and said:
"That's impossible. Everyone is too happy and they miss you very much!"
Zhou Chen smiled and said:
"Since that's the case, then that's OK."
Zhou Dacong said excitedly:
"Okay, I'll inform every household now! Uncle Zeng, do you know? Everyone is talking about you every day during the past few months you have been studying!"
However, as soon as he finished speaking,
There was only a roaring shout that sounded from outside the door.
"Uncle Zhou! I really can't stand it if I want to cut off my second brother!"
Immediately, a man with big and thick head rushed in from outside the yard with blood.
Because his head was covered in blood and looked a bit terrifying, Xia Yanran was shocked and hurriedly gave way to him.
Immediately afterwards, another angry voice rang out, and a shorter man also followed.
"If you separate, just separate your family. I can't just want your brother!"
This short man also had a bruised nose and a swollen face. Obviously, these two brothers had just fought.
Seeing this, Zhou Dacong was anxious and was about to persuade the two brothers.
Suddenly, a tender but cold voice sounded.
"Ergouzi, Sanwozi, why did you two get into this? How did you fight like this?"
As soon as this is said,
The two brothers who were angry suddenly saw Zhou Chen standing in the courtyard.
The next moment, the two brothers knelt down in two thuds.
"Uncle Xuan, you have to make the decision for me! My second brother is really bullying people!"
"Uncle Xuan, look at my third brother who has beaten me this time. You have to judge me!"
Zhou Chen carried his hands on his back and said lightly:
"You guys first explain clearly what the hell is the fight?"
Zhou Dacong also said quickly:
"Yes! Uncle Zeng is here. Whoever has suffered any grievances? Let Uncle Zeng uphold justice for you!"
Xia Yanran looked at this scene from the side and couldn't help but blink innocently.
Did you hear that right?
Let a seven-year-old child uphold justice for two men in their thirties?
Isn't it a bit...too magical?
The audience was even more sensational!
【Hahaha, I can’t do it anymore, this is too messy!】
[What's going on in this village? It seems that my child Zhou Chen has just entered the first and second grades, right? He actually wants to be fair to two adults?]
[This is really outrageous grandfather opened the door to the outrageous mother - it's outrageous that he's fucking home!]
But then, what Zhou Chen said shocked the audience!
Chapter completed!