"Raise your head and take a towel, and lower your head to wipe your crotch."

Audience:???

Why does this poem sound so familiar but a little different?

"Haha, Lu Xiaoguo is reciting a poem?"

"Hurry, brothers come here, the fairy's coffin board can't be suppressed!"

"666, Li Bai said that his fist was hard!"

"Hahaha, this apple-like Lu Xiaoguo looks so good!"

The first poem that Lu Xiaoguo read made the audience laugh.

This special meow, Li Bai had to crawl out of the coffin after hearing this!

Hua Ruyi, who was beside her, actually looked admiring.

"Wow, what a beautiful poem."

"Brother Xiao Guo, is this a poem you wrote?"

Lu Xiaoguo nodded.

"Yes, Ruyimei."

"I went to the bathroom last night and couldn't pull it out after holding it in for a long time."

"I wrote this toilet poem."

Hearing this toilet poem.

The audience even felt that they couldn't laugh.

At this moment, Hua Ruyi still looked admiring.

"Wow, Brother Xiao Guo, you are so talented!"

Audience:???

"Damn, this is all considered talented?"

"Is this what is called Xi Shi in the eyes of a lover?"

"I'm afraid it's because Qingguo's eyes are full of Xi Shi!"

"TM I discovered it. Guobao Special Attack is definitely a hidden game of showing off your food!"

The more the audience watched, the more they felt sore.

The audience who were eating fruit took a hard bite at the apple on their mouths!

Hua Ruyi looked admiring.

"Brother Xiao Guo, no wonder my friends now."

"Everyone calls you a mainland poet, Lu Xiaoguo."

"This is nothing. I can still write poetry while playing sword."

Lu Xiaoguo performed for Hua Ruyi while playing sword while writing poems.

"The moonlight shines in front of the bed, and a bowl of soup is sprinkled."

"Raise your head and take a towel, and lower your head to wipe your crotch."

"oops!!"

When Lu Xiaoguo played with swords and finally did not pay attention.

He inserted the sword into himself.

"Brother Xiao Guo, are you okay?"

"It's okay, it's just piercing a hole..."

Lu Xiaoguo fainted the next moment.

Now, the most nervous one was the pineapple rushing over to blow snow.

"Brother Xiao Guo, you can't die, otherwise you'll have a corpse and two lives!"

Pear Blossom Poem saw this scene.

"Lu Xiaoguo, you're less pretending, you must have another telescopic sword."

Shangguan Ziyi sighed.

"Oh, I didn't expect that even the honest and honest Lu Xiaoguo would come to cheat girls in this way."

Lu Xiaoguo stood up as soon as he heard this.

"I'm not lying to girls, this is a real sword."

"If you don't believe me, I'll fuck you."

Lu Xiaoguo looked around and looked around.

Seeing that no one was approaching, Sister Zhou, Pineapple Chuxue and others were not close to each other.

He directly inserted another sword into himself.

"Look, this is a real sword."

"Brother Xiao Guo!"

Hua Ruyi hurried over.

The audience in the live broadcast room saw this scene.

Damn, Lu Xiaoguo is a cruel person, just use his sword to penetrate himself!

And after Sister Zhou and Pineapple Blossoming Snow Lu Xiaoguo and others gathered together.

The perspective is all on their side.

There has been changes in the other half-screen CG!

At this time, the half-screen CG came directly to the fruit processing factory palace of Dongfang Qiubai!

I heard Xiao Guoding say that the three musketeers of Jelly dared to stop them.

"The Three Jelly Musketeers are not worth worrying about, just three little ghosts."

"How can they stop our fruit processing factory from the pace with them alone!"

The audience saw what Dongfang Qiubai said.

"Haha, if Sister Zhou had seen Dongfang Qiubai, she said that the three musketeers of Jelly were just three little ghosts."

"I guess I don't think I'm invincible at the beginning, and I'll show up with the audio of the leader Qiao gang~"

At this moment, Xiao Guoding interrupted again.

"But their masters, hero Wuji and Ye Yan."

"It's not a futile reputation."

Dongfang Qiufa is completely unwilling to worry about it.

"No matter how powerful their kung fu is, how can they be able to compete with the mecha warriors in our fruit processing factory?"

"Hahaha!"

Then another sound came.

"Not necessarily, not necessarily."

Dongfang Qiubai was angry when he heard this.

"Xiao Guoding, what are you talking nonsense again!"

Xiao Guoding waved his hand quickly.

"Master, it's not me this time."

"It's me, there are no thieves in the world."

The world's thief, the leader of the four evil thieves, stood up.

Dongfang Qiubai then calmed down his anger.

"There are no thieves in the world, what do you think?"

No thieves in the world walked forward.

"The rest of the people in the Jelly Academy are all a gang of mobs, and they are not in a climate at all."

"But there is someone we must not underestimate."

"Who is it?"

There are no thieves in the world to tell you in a leisurely manner.
To be continued...