Chapter 1 Pre-sale funeral tickets, you can be buried together on the first list

Author: Protect our wolf grandmother

Chapter 1 Pre-sale funeral tickets, you can be buried together on the first list

"I'm so tired of living. I'm starting to pre-sale tickets for my funeral. Those who pay more can sit on my coffin board. I can be buried with me on the first one. Friends who like it, please exit the live broadcast room and block the anchor."

Lu Qianyun lay on the rocking chair, looking up at the sky with no desire at 45 degrees, holding a coconut shell in her right hand, and slightly moved her mouth and put the straw in her mouth and took a deep breath of coconut juice.

There is no way to be crazy at work, it’s just the difference between being crazy sooner or later.

Half an hour after sucking fishing on the rocking chair, the staff in front of Lu Qianyun had already raised about a dozen wooden boards in a place that could not be seen in the live broadcast room, all of which read:

【Train my mission!!!】

If it weren't for the live broadcast now, she would probably have rushed up and attacked her with a critical blow.

Helplessly, after she got crazy, she could only put down her coconut shell and picked up her phone, dragging her 99-year-old left-behind man with eighty-eight buckets of water against the sun.

I looked around in the yard. The dilapidated yard was so deserted that mice were reluctant to visit. The yellow hay in the corners of the wall was almost taller than people. The windows on the wooden house squeaked in the wind, and it felt like they were about to fall down in the next second.

Lu Qianyun put her phone aside and found a place to set it up, picked up a shovel and went to the corner of the wall to weed.

While humming a small song: "Dig and dig in the small broken courtyard, and even if you earn a few Mane flowers, you dare not spend them..."

Who would have thought that she would wear books after drinking a little wine, and a star with a bad mind.

The original book is a cool story about the grassroots heroine in the entertainment industry that she has read.

The original body is the vicious female supporting role in the book, the stumbling block on the way for the heroine Bai Fu to counterattack, and the existence of the heroine saying something, she has to argue with her.

He was not strong but was very evil, and was scolded by netizens on Weibo.

Well...what to say it.

I just got rid of the mess in my previous life, but I didn't expect to wake up and take over another one.

Lu Qianyun couldn't help but hold her forehead and was speechless. It would definitely be impossible to continue walking through the plot. Now she retired from the circle and enjoyed life...

She touched her pocket and only had a ten yuan left, and the bank card balance seemed to be full of eggs, so she immediately gave up on this idea.

It’s not that the original body is too poor, but that the company she signed is too unintentional.

If you want money, you have to follow the company's arrangements.

A popular artist like Lu Qianyun appeared in a small company. How could she let her go if she couldn't get it clean?

80% of the money obtained from participating in various activities is placed on the company's account. Only when the original person participates in the next event arranged by the company will he give her all the money from the previous event.

Sometimes the company doesn't send money. When the original person goes to the company to ask for money, the company's boss will call her to the office and start painting big cakes for her, and all kinds of imaginative words will come out.

"You are the pillar of our company. Now you use your money to build a company, and you are the veteran of the company."

"I've been too busy during this period. I'll give you some shares in the company after a few months. In this way, if the company goes public in the future, you will be a shareholder!"

But the original body still only eats this one.

It seems that we have to go back to our old career in our previous life. Lu Qianyun was an artist in the entertainment industry in her previous life, and she had a strong business ability, but later she retired for some reasons.

"Lu Qianyun, we gathered at the entrance of the village!"

A loud shouting came from afar. Lu Qianyun got up and moved her body, threw down her hoe and walked towards the entrance of the village.

When she came out, she was participating in a live variety show called "My Slow Life", and the audience could watch how a group of celebrities lived a slow life.

Every day, the director will post a fixed task to let the guests complete. For example, the assistant director who just held a sign crazy just now is supervising her to complete the task of posting the yard cleaning in the morning.

According to the process list given by the director team, she would definitely be posting the afternoon task when she went to the village entrance.

It’s just that the list clearly states that it will be released at 2 pm, so why should I pass by it before a little while now?

Walking on the road, Lu Qianyun sorted out the plot in the original book in her mind.

On this variety show, Lu Qianyun made all kinds of brainless devils. These behaviors can be said to be the last straw that crushed her to death. Because she was doing it too hard, she was completely banned by the entertainment industry, and Weibo collapsed that day.

For nothing else, just to celebrate this day, netizens called it the "first year of Lu worship".

I thought the bad environment in my previous life was enough for her to drink, but who would have thought that she would encounter a worse environment?

but……

She still felt that it was better now. After all, she felt very happy to be able to stay away from that group of people. When she mentioned them, Lu Qianyun thought of all the things she had experienced before. She shuddered and her scalp became numb.

At this time, the variety show live room was almost in full swing:

[Lu Qianyun is really crazy. She has asked others to wait for her at the entrance of the village for an hour. She was still leisurely basking in the sun and drinking coconut milk here. She is so shameless!]

[After I came in, I felt that the beauty was very humorous just now and had a good impression. I am the first in the list, and I want to be buried with you!]

[It's the first time I've seen this woman upstairs. I'll tell you that she is not a good person, she has a lot of bad deeds and can't count both of her hands. I advise you to speak carefully.]

[This woman is not a good thing at first glance. She has such a bad reputation in the entertainment industry, so she must have a problem with her character.]

[Lu Qianyun really hates it. Our family’s first drama has collaborated with the Best Actor. Unexpectedly, Lu Qianyun posted on Weibo to tell lies. The Best Actor is in love with her. Please pay attention to your position when filming. This directly makes our family’s family so embarrassed.]

[Why is the live broadcast now? Didn’t it be said that the task was launched at 2 pm? The live broadcast is really sudden, I’m not ready yet.]

[On the upper floor, you understand suddenness!]

Lu Qianyun's agent, Sister Zhang, who was guarding in front of the live broadcast room, is almost furious now.

Before the company arranged for Lu Qianyun to go to the variety show, she had repeatedly told her to keep her focus and work harder, so that she could earn some popularity on variety shows, so that she would not be scolded 24 hours a day, and she would always be scolded 300 days in 365 days.

Every week, netizens would drag her out and scold her.

But how did she do it when she was on a variety show? She completely treated what she said as an indifferent ear!

During the live broadcast, she was openly displayed and even said that she would sell her funeral tickets. She suspected that Lu Qianyun was possessed and suddenly started to get sick.

This is simply not wanting to get involved in the circle!

Sister Zhang was so angry that her lungs were hurt. She turned off the live broadcast and did not watch Lu Qianyun. She turned around to take charge of the work of other artists.

The new book is here, the sculptural funny article, come and get in the car!
Chapter completed!