30. Chapter 30 The Carrier Pigeon: If You Never Die, You Must Return(1/2)
Liang Jinxiu posted her analysis on the public screen.
"Ah, that's it, anchor, please tell these two cuties, don't worry, they can afford not only support, but also wedding, honeymoon, children's future schooling expenses, children's children's expenses... In short, we've covered it all.
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"Sometimes birds live more clearly than people. They know that their backers can fall even if they rely on others, and they can always run away from others. They are always the most reliable."
"Then what should I do? If the two of them can't get together because of this, I will cry to death."
"It's like getting married soon and discovering that the wedding room is fake. It would be strange for the woman to agree."
Keep loving and sweating so hard: "Anchor, please think of a way, I, I swear, I will do what I say, even if something happens to me, there will be my family and friends."
Liang Jinxiu shook his head, understanding everyone's mood and believing that he could do it by maintaining love.
Animals have simple thoughts, but they have strong principles. For example, some birds captured by humans will not open their mouths even if they rarely eat delicacies. Instead, they will close their eyes and wait for death.
Losing freedom is worse than death.
The situation is similar. No female bird likes a male who relies on human feeding.
In the video, the female kingfisher Cuisiwen feeds a small fry to her mouth after eating. This means that it is about to take the next step. She waves her wings and turns into a beautiful emerald green shadow. In the blink of an eye, she flies to the rockery shaded by bamboo.
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After testing your patience, it’s time to inspect the wedding room.
The rockery is made of rockery stones, with a long and narrow gap in the shade. After being repaired by the male kingfisher, it turned into a nest that is as big as an egg on the inside and smaller on the outside.
The male kingfisher showed off excitedly: "Cui Cui, are you satisfied? I haven't finished building it all yet. When I have a baby, I will hold mud in my mouth to make the hole even smaller."
Its mouth is sharp and powerful, and its claws are strong.
Cuicui ignored it, got in and inspected it personally, and jumped out after a while.
Not flying away means satisfaction.
Cuicui jumped to the green bamboo branches above the pool: "It's so small."
I saw it at first sight when it flew in. I was very unhappy and even felt that the other party was a bit unreliable. How many fish could there be in such a small river?
However, when I was about to fly away, I saw a dense line of fish fry on the water surface.
I was so surprised that I almost couldn't keep my composure.
If his mother had repeatedly warned him to be reserved, he would have flown over to see it earlier. He had never seen so many small fishes before.
Now I can see it more clearly. Next to its beautiful reflection in the turquoise water, countless small fish are swimming around.
Cuicui could no longer remain calm: "Why are there so many small fish?"
It's nature makes it want to dive in, eat a delicious meal no matter what, and then agree to hatch eggs together.
It is quiet here, and the large bamboo forest blocks the scorching sun. The baby can practice flying there when it grows up. There are so many small fry near the entrance of the cave, which means that even if the father bird is irresponsible, he can still feed the baby by himself.
These words made the male kingfisher hang his head in frustration.
It has been pursuing Cuicui for a long time, and finally prepared everything for courtship, but it didn't want to come to nothing.
But, it must be said!
Liang Jinxiu translated on the public screen throughout the whole process.
Hundreds of thousands of people's hearts were in their throats, as if they saw Cuicui flying away in despair.
A shout came from the mobile phone.
Keep loving: "Anchor, ask it for me, can it catch fish?"
The male kingfisher, who was about to tell the truth, was startled, and subconsciously raised his chest proudly: "Of course."
Not only can it catch fish, it's also a master at catching fish.
Keeping up the passion, he said eagerly: "Then can you teach me how to catch fish? I really like fishing...catching fish, but my skills are very poor."
Everyone in the live broadcast room: "......"
I seem to understand what he meant.
"Ah, how can I understand human speech?" Cuicui had already seen the human on one side, but the distance was safe enough and not very scared. At this moment, it didn't know which one to be surprised first, "This human asked you to teach it to catch
fish."
Keep your love and cover your chest, and your tone is like a vow: "Please ask me to catch fish, I will worship you as my teacher."
As he said that, he bowed deeply: "Master Kingfisher, as a disciple, I honor you with this fish in the pond. Please accept it."
Put a pond of fish first, and then put them in while the two are away. Anyway, the kingfisher probably doesn't know how to count.
"Human beings recognize birds as their masters - it's gratifying."
"Keep loving it, I'm not telling you, you are too insincere. For such a big thing as becoming a disciple, you have to kneel down and kowtow."
"Kingfisher: Fat human, are you serious?"
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Of course the male kingfisher understood what it meant. He stared blankly and kept loving it, but Cuicui, who didn't know it, was very excited: "Ah, if humans want to recognize you as their master and learn to catch fish, then I will be his master wife?"
My future husband is so awesome. Not only did he find such a great place, he also conquered mankind.
Cuicui's eyes were filled with admiration: "Why are you still dazed? Please agree."
After listening to the translation, I kept my love and struck while the iron was hot. I clasped my hands and said, "Greetings, Master. Hello, Master. You are so beautiful, Master. Do you like to eat sea shrimp or river shrimp?"
Cuicui didn't think much about it. She was born and raised by the water. She had seen too many humans who came to catch fish. How should I put it? She was too stupid. She threw a thin rope into the water and spent a long time
Couldn't catch one.
It is proper for a master to accept a disciple with filial respect.
The more Cuicui looks at this human being, the more satisfied she becomes. The little mouth is too sweet. As a future master wife, she cannot be stingy.
"Let me teach you a few tricks first, come with me." Cuicui decided to give you a greeting gift, signaling to keep loving her and stand by the pool, "Wings... put your hands behind your back, the higher you raise them, the faster
It will be faster, straighten your neck, and be careful, your head must be plunged into the water first, so as not to disturb the fish."
Humans can't fly, but it doesn't matter. It has to create a unique fish-catching technique for its good apprentice.
Keep up the love: “…..”
Stay Loving looked at the screen with a look of despair: "Anchor, what should I do? How about you tell me that I'm not feeling well today and I can study another day?"
"No! Don't live up to Master's wife's expectations."
“After overcoming thousands of rivers and mountains, we are still on the last step, don’t give up!”
"Can the anchor please tell the Kingfisher couple that this apprentice is rebellious and will be sentenced to death sooner or later? Let me do it. I will dig a pond in the yard right away."
"I'm so looking forward to it. Jump, jump, jump."
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Liang Jinxiu didn't know what to do. Master Kingfisher obviously took it seriously. If she knew it was a farce, it was hard to say whether she would have stayed or left.
Under the spotlight and expectation, I continued to dance with love. When he reached middle age, although he had not gained obvious weight, his skeleton was lying there, like a deep-water cannon/bomb, making a huge splash of water.
The pool could not bear it, the waves rolled in, and the duckweed and waterweed were pushed to the shore.
Kingfisher Master looked at the dozens of lively little fish on the concrete floor and fell into deep thought.
Is it because he teaches well, or is the apprentice gifted?
Good things come to good people. The related video was a hot search that night. Countless netizens found out about "Keep Loving". He gained hundreds of thousands of fans overnight. Later, his daily life with Master Kingfisher and his wife became what countless netizens looked forward to every day.
Spiritual food.
The limelight even overshadowed Liang Jinxiu's.
The housing prices in his community are several points higher than those nearby due to the presence of Master Kingfisher. The people in the community are extremely grateful. The family enjoys star-level treatment when they go out, and even the kindergarten teachers take special care of their children.
The last winner: People must have a normal heart.
A standard online name for middle-aged people.
The ordinary person in the video is probably in her fifties and looks ordinary. Before anyone could take a closer look, she shouted angrily: "Broadcaster, please help save the birds."
The phone quickly turned to the window.
It seemed to be a high-rise building with more than ten floors. In the gray sky, a black spot circled around something, making sharp screams from time to time.
There is no shortage of professionals in the live broadcast room.
"It sounds like a kestrel."
"It's a kestrel. There aren't many large birds in the city. It looks like it's hunting for prey."
"Be normal, please zoom in closer."
Normally, instead of zooming in on the camera, I moved it away and pointed it at someone's outdoor air conditioner.
Her mobile phone had average pixels, and it took her a long time to barely see a blurry figure.
There is a pigeon hiding in the gap between the outdoor unit of the air conditioner and the wall.
To be continued...