The two cowards cooperated tacitly, one jumped to the left shoulder, the other jumped to the right shoulder, swung their claws and directed a storm of fire at both sides of his face.

Their nails are all clipped, and the fleshy pads on their faces don't hurt when they hit them, and they even feel a little comfortable, but they are extremely insulting, especially the slapping sound.

The evening breeze blew Pingzhou away, and he fled into the kitchen while guarding the freshly cooked instant noodles.

The two were not happy, squatting at the door like door gods and cursing.

Some netizens in the live broadcast room thought they understood.

"When the eldest wife at home sees you bringing back a little wife, she will definitely beat you up. The little wife thinks she is the only one, right?"

Then someone objected.

"It's understandable that Daju is angry, but Fatty Lan is wrong. He was picked up, so he can't be designated as the shit picker."

The evening breeze blows the boat and looks at the barrage and nods repeatedly: "Yes, Big Orange hit me, I admit it, I brought other cats home without his permission, why should Fatty Lan do that? I haven't even petted him a few times.

If I didn't see how cute it is, I would really want to fight back."

If it were just like this, the boat would not have to ask for help when the evening wind blows.

The two cowards blocked the door and cursed him for half an hour. They beat him when they saw him going out.

After finally waiting for their anger to subside, the night breeze blew Pingzhou into the bedroom and he slid against the wall. Then, Daju, who usually came to dote on him every night, did not come. Even though he pinched his throat and called softly, there was no response.

.

Accustomed to the snoring on his pillow, he actually lost sleep. He quietly opened the bedroom door to see what the two were doing.

Daju stood on the left side of the window sill, looking sadly at the night outside the window. Fatty Lan lay on the right side of the window sill, looking equally lonely, like two abandoned women.

Then the scene just shown in the video happened.

Neither of them were allowed to masturbate anymore. When they saw him come back, they teamed up to fight him and hid. Then they blocked the door and cursed, which sounded very unpleasant.

Wanfeng Chuizhou couldn't understand the cat language, but he could feel the emotions of the two. He was sure that they did not become good friends, but temporarily joined forces for some reason.

After he finished speaking, netizens in the live broadcast room were stunned.

It's really strange.

The pressure is on Liang Jinxiu.

Liang Jinxiu actually heard what Fatty Lan said just now.

The translation is probably: Scumbag, get out of here.

That's why she felt something was wrong.

How could a picked-up cat say such a thing?

The video changed to the living room. Fatty Lan saw that he dared to come out again after just a short while. Without saying a word, he jumped on his shoulder and slapped him with a cat punch.

"It sounds really painful."

"I love it when my cat hits me. It really feels good."

"Hey, you are always the most precious. Dogs are so loyal. We should give them more love."

"..."

The evening breeze blew the boat and shouted for help: "Anchor, please stop it."

Liang Jinxiu actually really wanted to see the two cats fighting in a double match, so she said calmly: "Little kitten, stop, how can you just hit the shit-shoveling official?"

"Who's talking? Hey, there's someone who can speak cat language." Fatty Blue's eyes widened and he looked even less intelligent. He was stunned for several seconds, then turned around and shouted, "Damn orange cat, come out quickly, someone can speak."

Mao Yu, I want you to give up completely."

The orange cat came out of the toilet cursing: "You damn fat man, I will definitely be the one to pick you up."

The blue cat meowed and scolded: "If he wants to choose you, why did he bring me here?"

Orange Cat: "He sleeps with me every night."

Blue Cat: "He took me out for a walk."

In the video, the two cats were getting closer and closer, cursing each other, and finally started fighting with their heads on each other as if they were teasing cats.

"The shit shoveling officer is mine."

"The shit shoveling officer is mine."

"The shit shoveler will only choose me."

"The shit shoveler will only choose me."

"...."

Everyone in the live broadcast room was okay and couldn't understand. They thought it was fun to curse, but Liang Jinxiu could understand it and her head was buzzing.

Just as he was about to stop them, he saw two men turning their heads in unison and staring fiercely at the evening breeze blowing on the boat.

"With me or without it today, you can only choose one."

"Shit-shocker, I'll give you a chance to choose me."

After Liang Jinxiu finished translating, she took pleasure in the misfortune and joined the melon-eating team.

The situation now seems basically clear, the two cats are jealous.

The evening breeze blows the boat with a troubled expression and asks for help online: "Anchor, you don't want to translate. I'll tell you what I'm going through at the moment - where is Daju, who has been raised from a little kitten to now and has a bad temper?"

It’s great, but it’s mainly about companionship, basically it follows me wherever I am.”

He changed the subject: "He is like air - but air has no smell."

"I like the silly temperament of the blue cat, its chubby belly, and it feels so good. I want to love it and pamper it from the bottom of my heart."

The barrage area was filled with curses.

"Ah, no wonder two cats beat you. You deserve to be beaten to death, you scumbag."

"To have the love of two cats at the same time, you are so virtuous and capable."

The evening breeze blew the boat and made me happy.

Liang Jinxiu’s friendly reminder: “If you don’t choose again, they will start a double fight.”

The evening breeze blew the boat and he already had the answer. He shouted confidently: "Only children make choices. I want both. I love both."

Liang Jinxiu didn't translate, but said seriously: "This is not a joke. It may feel funny to you, but what if you treat them as human beings?"

The barrage area was quiet for several seconds.

If you put yourself in someone else's shoes, if this happened to you, you would really be furious.

The evening breeze blew the boat without thinking too much: "I choose Big Orange."

We have been together for several years and have been with each other for a long time. They have become an indispensable part of life and have become family members.

As for the blue cat, he just likes it, and he can jerk it off a few times. If he had to choose, ten or a hundred would not be inferior to the status of the big orange in his heart.

The evening breeze blows the boat and looks at the blue cat who is eagerly waiting for the answer: "I will definitely help you find the shit shovel officer."

He thought there was nothing wrong with this statement.

Both sides were taken care of.

Most people in the live broadcast room also had this idea, but only a few felt that it was weird.

When Liang Jinxiu finished translating, Daju was not happy, and Fatty Lan was not sad either. The two of them were chattering at the same time.

Daju: "He's obviously the fat man's shit-sweeper."

Blue Cat: "He is my shit shoveler."

The evening breeze blows the boat and she is dumbfounded. She points to her nose and shouts: "What the hell, I am your shit shovel? I picked you up and I am your shit shovel? Okay, that seems to be right."

The angry blue cat's voice was louder than his: "What did you pick up? You've been shoveling shit for me for a long, long time."

The evening breeze blew the boat and he didn’t know what to say, so he asked Liang Jinxiu: “Cats’ concept of time is very different from that of humans?”

Liang Jinxiu shook her head. She was also a little confused, but this could explain clearly why the blue cat was so affectionate to Wan Feng Chui Ding Zhou. It turned out that he regarded him as a shit shoveler.

Someone in the live broadcast room quickly reacted.

"Hahaha, I know, Fatty Lan's eyes are not very good, isn't he?"

"I'm laughing so hard. I've been living with him for several days and I still haven't found out that I'm wrong."

"This cat is useless. Just throw it away and let it catch mice. Maybe it will catch tigers."

"Give your child a pair of glasses. It is not an option to continue like this. If you admit your mistake today, you may admit your mistake again tomorrow."

"...."

Liang Jinxiu felt that this should be the case. As soon as he asked a question, Daju jumped out and refuted.

"I didn't admit it wrong. They have another home."

That night, when the cat scavenger came home with a strange cat, he was shocked and angry, but he quickly calmed down and decided to forgive the cat for once.

It started negotiations with Fatty Dead Blue, trying to get him to understand and leave, but it unexpectedly learned a shocking news.
To be continued...