1405. Chapter 1405 Extra Story 1: The Xia family has lots of fun
5. About Dragon Boat Festival.
One day, Xia Shang and Tian Yuan went to pick up Xia Yuze from kindergarten together. Tian Yuan and Xia Yuze said, "Baby, can we go to my grandmother's house to celebrate the Dragon Boat Festival today?"
Xia Yuze tilted his head and thought for a few seconds, and asked Xia Shang, "Dad, the teacher said that the Dragon Boat Festival is to commemorate Qu Yuan, but why did the Dragon Boat Festival in my grandmother's house pass one day earlier than other students? Did Qu Yuan in my grandmother's house die one day earlier than Qu Yuan in another place?"
“…” Tian Yuan.
“……” Xia Shang.
"Or, it is because my grandmother's house is closer to Qu Yuan's hometown, so the people from my grandmother's house know the news that Qu Yuan was dead first, so, is the Dragon Boat Festival at my grandmother's house a day earlier?"
"..." The couple was embarrassed.
6. Because of Xia Jianyi's bad intentions, Xia Yuze called Xia Jianyi's uncle when he was four years old. Every time his uncle and uncle shouted in a rude manner, it made Xia Jianyi very happy.
One day, Xiaoxiaoning and Xia Yuze quarreled over who Niu Niu is, so Xiaoxiaoning said, "Xia Yuze, your uncle is my father! I am your elder! You can't compete for your elders for your girlfriend!"
Since then, Xia Yuze began to learn by himself, calling Xia Jianyi with the name and surname. That day, Xiaoxiaoning was beaten up because Xia Jianyi lost her uncle's seniority.
7. As a soldier, Xia Shang, he received strict training since childhood, and he was not picky about food, clothing, housing and transportation. However, there was something that made him deeply hate - durian.
By the way, Tian Yuan likes to eat durian-flavored desserts very much. Of course, sometimes, she also likes to eat durian itself.
Recently, she has become particularly fond of eating durian, especially when Xia Shang came back from the army, he pinched his nose and entered the door, which made her amused.
Since she discovered that Xia Shang hated the weakness of durian, Tian Yuan’s favorite thing was to swallow a few large mouthfuls of durian, then ran over and kiss Xia Shang forcibly. Seeing Xia Shang’s gradually changing face, this was her great pleasure.
Of course, the same method is not useful for Xia Yuze. Tian Yuan often finds that the durian in the refrigerator disappears when she returns home from the company. Then occasionally you can hear someone complaining in the community property, and I don’t know whose naughty kid always throws durian downstairs.
It seems that when the child grows up to the age of talking, everyone likes to ask whether he likes his father or his mother.
In this regard, Xia Yuze is always unavoidable, but Xia Yuze expressed his impatientness about such a problem.
Once again, Tian Yuan asked Xia Yuze happily, "Baby, do you like mom more? Or dad more?"
Xia Yuze's answer is always, "Dad. Because he is not as long-winded as his mother." Look, the promising child, don't even ask yourself the reason.
When facing Xia Shang’s question, Xia Yuze’s answer was like this, “Of course it’s mom. Mom doesn’t teach me a lesson like my father always with a stern face. I heard from my mother that when she was not married to her father, what my father said to her most often was that it was not correct. Dad, I really doubt how my mother agreed to marry you.”
Although Xia Yuze was only five years old at this time, after answering, he could not help but stand in front of his own wall for an hour.
So, this stubbornness is also inherited. Whose child is as stupid as Xia Yuze who doesn’t know how to talk to others?
Xia Yuze recently had a trouble. His father said that there was another baby in Moma's belly. Xia Yuze looked at Moma's flat belly curiously, not understanding why the baby was in Moma's belly. However, what he was worried about was whether he wanted a younger brother or a younger sister?
So much so that when Xia Yuze wakes up every morning, the first thing he thinks about and the first thing he says is about the baby in Mama's belly.
The first day.
"Mama, let's give birth to a sister as beautiful as Xu Niu Niu. At that time, I will hold my sister's hand, buy beautiful clothes for my sister, and eat sweet-mouthed candies!"
the next day
"Mama, I don't want my sister anymore! Xia Jianyi is so bad! He said, when my sister is born, let her be Xiao Ning's girlfriend!" Xia Yuze said, "Mama, I want my brother!"
Day 3
"Mom, I'd better want a sister. Xiaoning married her sister. Xiaoning is my brother-in-law and I am his eldest brother."
Day 4
"Mom, I want my younger brother, I want my younger brother! I can't ruin our child by Xiaoning! I want a younger brother to grow up and beat Xiaoning together with me! In this way, I won't lose when I fight with him."
"..." Tian Yuanxiong.
Xia Shang "prosperity! He can't beat people but he is embarrassed to bring reinforcements. He wins more with less, and he won't be able to win."
The child Xia Yuze looked disdainful, "There are countless strange tricks in the military books, but I didn't say that he was not allowed to win more with less!"
Chapter completed!