Chapter 38 We want to watch porn
Seeing Xiaolou Canyue happily greeting the mercenary groups to start paying remuneration, I sent a message to the stolen sky and exchanged the sun, asking him to get our remuneration, and then went down the city wall, crossing the devastated battlefield, and left without looking back.
The summoning alliance was still bustling. Their time to defend the city was one hour earlier than the Immortal Myth. The last group also stayed in the city and did not go out. They dragged it until the end of the time to win. From the bumpy city wall, you can see how fierce the final siege was.
Now the main leaders are busy doing aftermath work, repairing city walls, and giving pensions, so no one noticed me. I didn't say hello to them, and I quietly slipped to the conference room of the city hall, turned off the communicator, and watched the video of the summoning alliance siege alone.
However, when I looked at the playback screen, I was thinking about other things in my mind. I thought I was a person with a sense of justice. I never soften my heart for bad people, but the problem was that I did not classify Xiaolou Canyue as a bad person. For the immortal myth, that is, some unpleasant things that happened before made me impulsively make this plan. Later, I thought about it, who has no selfishness? Although Xiaolou Canyue’s approach is not very authentic, it has not reached the point of being a big traitor and evil... The plan cannot be cancelled, and it is useless to regret it. Oh, at worst, I can get a 50% discount when taking on his task in the future, which is considered to be a favor for others...
While I was thinking about it, a group of people came in shouting.
First of all, Cao Huamei's loud voice: "Damn, I'm so tired today. Fortunately, our city wall is strong enough, otherwise wouldn't it be trampled to death by monsters!"
"Huh? Bug, you are back so soon, where are the others?" The handsome guy asked me casually with a proud look on his face.
"Where are they doing the aftermath, I'll come back first. How? How much does the troops lose?"
"Sister Spider, how could I lose more with me as a little military advisor?" The princess looked at me with a smile.
"Ha, I forgot that there is a talented girl here!" Seeing the princess' cute appearance, I threw my emotions out of the sky, and stretched out my claws with malicious intentions to touch the princess' pink face.
"Spider, it turns out that you are gay. No wonder you always turn a blind eye to me, a handsome guy." The person who spoke was Lan Kaiyi, who was helping to summon the alliance to defend the city. Without much words, he kicked him away.
"Bumble, you are watching our city guarding video." Cao Huamei sat next to me and came over to watch, "Haha, I'm pretty pretty, I look so majestic!"
"So shameless!" I stretched out a pair of middle fingers at her and continued to watch the video. I didn't watch it well just now. This is much better than a blockbuster.
Huh? Isn't this Lan Kaiyi? I was surprised to find that the leader of the warrior who rushed out of the third siege was actually Lan Kaiyi. Although this guy usually looks bullied, he is still very powerful when fighting. He plays a long sword in a very good manner, but... this sword seems to be very familiar?
"Lan Kaiyi, the little comb has returned your sword to you?" I asked Lan Kaiyi without raising my head.
"I've been given back to me long ago!" Lan Kaiyi said proudly, "Actually, the little comb is a knife-like mouth and a tofu heart. She treats me very well."
Damn, I think she is going to steal it for the next time! I looked at Lan Kaiyi in the picture and thought badly. Lan Kaiyi led a pointed-headed unit of about 40 people, responsible for the monsters. Perhaps because of the influence of traditional Chinese martial arts, there are the most people practicing swordsmen in the game, but there are not many heavy warriors who are good at defense. Therefore, except for a few warriors wielding strange weapons, the rest of this team of monsters are swordsmen. The swordsmen's defense is not high, and the advantage is flexibility, but facing the flooded monsters, no matter how high or flexible it is, it is useless and there is no way to hide.
Seeing that a swordsman who was rushing too far is about to be completely surrounded, in this game, most people will find ways to avoid being surrounded by monsters. Because once this happens, there is only one result - death. At this time, there is only one gap around the swordsman for him to escape, but he is in the combo and cannot stop at all. A monster is about to join in the fun and give the swordsman a ten-sided ambush.
At this critical moment, a figure quickly crossed the monster and blocked the gap, gave up attack and defense, and used one hand to pull the swordsman out of the monster's encirclement... He is handsome! I couldn't help but shout in my heart, but when I looked at this hero carefully... I was so dizzy that it was Lan Kaiyi.
"Beast, I think Lan Kaiyi is still very good, so I can ask Xiao Meng to consider it." I sent a private chat message to Cao Huamei.
Cao Huamei glanced at me, without using private chat, and said directly: "It's worth telling you, they have been hooked up long ago."
What?!
At this time, the little comb happened to come in. Lan Kaiyi immediately met him when she saw it. I stood up with a sad and angry look on my face, which scared everyone. Everyone looked at me in surprise, wondering what kind of nerves I was going to get.
I pointed at Lan Kaiyi and the little comb with a trembling finger, "You two... actually did such a thing on my back. Do you deserve me, the people, and the party?"
Thump! It fell, and everyone looked helpless when they got up, thinking that it was fortunate that they were all our own people. If outsiders heard it, they would think there was an invincible iron triangle relationship between us.
"Word, you...you..." The little comb pointed at me with his finger for a long time, but he didn't think of anything to say, so he had to put down his fingers depressedly and sat quietly aside.
"Ahem!" The handsome guy sat in the first seat seriously, "Okay, the joke ends here, we will start a meeting to discuss tomorrow's renovation and the improvement of the robbery plan... Spider, you can also participate tomorrow!"
I suddenly thought of Xiaolou Canyue's happy face. Oh, forget it, I was not upset, "No, I feel a little uncomfortable. I plan to go offline and rest. I'm afraid I can't catch up with the participation."
"What? You won't participate in the bug!" Cao Huamei shouted again.
"Yes, anyway, the group P of this kind of player is not more than me, but less than me." I said calmly.
"Then I'll go offline too! Anyway, I'm still staying here." Cao Huamei agreed.
"Then I'll do it too." The three of us could fight against Landlords or something, and the little comb didn't want to stay in the game alone.
"Yeah!" I nodded and got off the line.
After taking off the connector, I felt a little tired, so I opened a cartoon and started watching. After a few minutes, the grass flower and plum blossoms and the comb that came down after the meeting also came down.
"What a miracle! You three actually got on the game so early." The other three beauties who had just finished lunch came in and said in surprise.
"I'm a little tired. I won't play today, and you guys haven't gone out to the wild."
"It's just a little bit big. We've been visiting all of you long ago. Where can we go?"
"That's right, I haven't lifted the ban, so I'm so boring on holidays!"
"Don't you watch TV series? I'm watching soap operas that are all stored on your computer?" I said something.
"It's boring. If it's a movie, I still want to watch it." Xiaoyu curled his lips and looked tired of soap opera.
"That's right, we want to watch A-movie, we haven't seen it yet." A group of people agreed.
"Then go buy it!" I said leisurely.
"Where can I sell it?" A group of people looked at me and looked at me with a slutty look.
"How did I know? I looked at me for whatever reason." I took a step back.
"Have you seen it? Since you have seen it, you must know where to buy it?" Everyone approached.
"Damn! Have I ever said that I have watched A-movies? At most, I have only watched third-level films, and I still watched them openly at the People's Cinema." I took a step back.
"That... is there a difference between a third-level film and an A-level film?" The little cutie looked at us with a confused look on her face.
We looked at each other and Xiao Comb said: "The third-level film has plots, and it is fake, and the A-film has no plots, and it is real." Xiao Comb explained concisely.
"Oh..." The little cutie nodded a little confused. We looked at it and felt a sense of guilt that poisoned the flowers of the motherland.
"Don't change the topic. I suggest that the bug buy A-film for us to show it, and raise your hand if you agree."
I raised all my hands up. I was so dizzy that I wouldn't have played the game if I had known it. But... Is this little thing rare to make me? I smiled in my heart, but I pretended to be aggrieved: "Okay, okay, I'll find a way for you to get it."
As I said that, I walked to the phone and dialed Lan Kaiyi's cell phone. After watching the terrible song three times, the guy who was busy with games answered the phone: "Sweetheart, what's the matter with me?"
I almost vomited, "Get out! Who is your sweetheart!"
Then he heard a clanging sound over there, and then Lan Kaiyi's aggrieved voice sounded: "I thought it was a little comb... bug, what's the matter with me?"
"How many A-movies do you have in your computer?" I asked straight to the point.
After another sound, "I am a diligent and studious student, and a good young man with five lectures and four beauties, how could I see that kind of unhealthy thing? Bug, even though you are my good sisters, you can't insult my personality..."
"Stop talking nonsense! Your little comb needs to watch A-film. I will limit you to copy at least 10G of A-film within half an hour and send it here, otherwise you will be responsible for the consequences!"
"I...well, do you want European and American or Japanese?"
"I want it all, Hong Kong movies too."
"Oh, those two are still many?"
"Everyone wants it, homosexuals can do it."
"Oh, then do you want an animation or a live version?"
"Everyone wants it, don't have mosaics!"
"Well, wait for me and I'll send it to you right away."
I hung up the phone proudly, and saw the angry eyes of the little comb and the admiring eyes of several beauties... No, I flashed!
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Chapter completed!