Part 2(1/2)
;;In the ice and snowy fields of the ice field, there are only a fairyland-like green mountains and clear waters with pleasant climate.
A small bamboo house, with the green bamboo forest behind the house, and the green lake water ripples. In front of the house, the grass is like the sea, and the bright red plums are everywhere.
"Father!"
The sixteen-year-old boy, wearing a thin underwear, rushed out of the door and ran into the plum garden happily!
Xiao Zhengtai followed a pregnant woman, floating slowly in the air and following Xiao Zhengtai into the plum garden.
In a hexagonal pavilion in the plum garden, there is a man in plain robe sitting in a plain robe holding a book, looking focused.
Xiao Zhengtai stumbled into the pavilion, grabbed his sleeve with one hand, raised his delicate little face, and said sadly: "Father, my mother beat me again!"
A father calmly raised his eyebrows: "Oh? What did your mother use to beat it?"
"Of course, it's with your hands!" Xiao Zhengtai said angrily: "Ha'er's butt was swollen!"[
With a sad and aggrieved tone, he thought he could impress his father. Xiao Zhengta carefully calculated the time when tears fell, and listened to a father looking at the pregnant woman coming, saying, "Don't hit him next time."
Xiaozheng scanned the pregnant woman's eyes with grievances, and tears as big as beans rolled down her face.
Very pitiful!
He knew that his father loved him!
"His butt is swollen, and your hands are probably hurt too. Next time I want to teach him a lesson, remember to ask for a rattan."
Xiao Zhengtai was instantly struck by lightning.
Unexpectedly, his father said again: "Hao'er, bullying his mother is a ruthless act. He went to the back of the house and stood hanging on the bamboo leaves for two hours, and was not allowed to speak or move."
A little boy suddenly changed his strategy and turned Lihua's tearful face to his mother: "Mom, you have to make the decision for me! Father, he bullies the young by bullying the young!"
Qianyin looked at these two particularly similar faces, coughed dryly, and said, "Hao'er, how many times have you told you that respecting teachers and Taoism is my virtue. How can you tell me to disobey Master? Besides, your father used to be an immortal master, so he is naturally fair and strict and will not bully you at all. Don't bully the big one with the small!"
Xiao Zhengtai refused to rely on his support and pointed at the two of them angrily: "Mom, you are so ashamed! If you respect your teacher, where did Hao'er come from? Where did my little sister come from in your belly?" After a pause, he seemed to think of something, and said innocence: "Last night, I went out in the middle of the night and saw my father pressing you on the table, which was exactly the same as the posture in the spring palace booklet. At that time, my father really didn't have the style of an immortal, I..."
His little mouth opened and closed, and he could not make any sound. The next moment, a sudden and strange cold wind blew into the depths of the bamboo forest...
Qianyin wiped her sweat, looked up and saw Chonghua looking at him deeply, and then coughed uneasyly.
Chonghua threw away the book, stood up slowly, and walked slowly: "Didn't you tell me that those erotic books have burned out long ago? Where did Hao'er read it?"
"Haha..." Qianyin laughed dryly and pointed at the sunshine above her head: "The moonlight is so beautiful tonight...ah!"
Chonghua nodded, with slightly bent lips: "Yeah, it's beautiful."[
"Shishishishishishi, what are you going to do?"
"You drew the erotic palace booklet that Hao'er read?"
“…”
"It's just not denying it."
“…”
"Is it me in the booklet?"
“…”
"Yeah, it seems to be."
“…”
Qianyin said with a sad face: "Master, now my life is all about giving birth. Can't you allow me to find some amateur work?"
Chonghua's face turned dark, and then she thought, her life was indeed monotonous and tight.
So, I thought of a way.
On the second day, Qianyin discovered that there were some more colorful gauze dresses in the bedroom.
Cool and transparent, without avoiding the body.
Chonghua said coldly, "From now on, your spare time will be to seduce me."
"Master."
"Um?"
Chonghua listened attentively, and she said, "I only realized today that you are so indifferent. I just learned a new word a few days ago to describe you as a slutty man of ashes."
Who is Chonghua?
The fairy mountain collapsed in front of him and his face remained unchanged!
He sipped the tea and said, "This is what you read in your booklet." He also said, "Some postures in the booklet are not right. If you wear these clothes, I will teach you personally."
"Puff!" Qianyin, who was shocked by drinking water, squirted!
After wiping the water from the corner of her mouth, she pretended to be fair with a red face, "That's my family, I'm waiting for my master to favor you!"
**
The life of fairy couples is just a life for ordinary people.
I get up in the morning and watch the sunrise, and at dusk, I watch the sunset, and at night, two light wines in the courtyard, I watch the vast moonlight.
It was another dusk, and the family of three came to the glacier together, watching the sunset of the glacier.
The afterglow of the sunset warmly wrapped the family of three, and three shadows snuggled tightly on the ground.
If this is happiness, then the ups and downs of the past are just a test in the future of happiness.
In this long test, we are now more determined to each other.
Qianyin hugged Chonghua even tighter, and she wanted to cry.
Xiao Zhengtai suddenly sighed: "Mom, how good is this sunset egg yolk. This way Hao'er can eat it."
This is the scene, and this is the true meaning of the scenery.
Chonghua's face turned black, and Qianyin followed Hei. Xiao Zhengtai looked confused, but due to his father's face full of majestic murderous aura, he slowly stood up and ran back happily!
Alas, my father is so scary, my mother is a weird thing. This world is so dangerous!
**
【About Peach Blossom】:
One day, Qianyin sat in the yard, watching the snow in the vastness. When her thoughts were chaotic, she suddenly thought of me and found Chonghua. She asked arrogantly: "Tell me! That time you sucked red makeup and put thyme on me. Did you find me to solve it later??"
Chonghua thought about it carefully and finally gave her a look of "Ren Junyy".
Qianyin suddenly turned into tenderness and resentment, and bit her sleeve and cried, "I knew, I knew that Master, you will eventually lose your virginity..."
A master jumped in his forehead: "I forced the medicinal properties of thyme out... When did I have peach blossoms?"
Qianyin stamped her feet: "Thinking that is the blooming peach blossoms! There are as many hidden as stars!"
Chonghua pointed out the key point in one sentence: "So you are jealous?"
"No!" Qianyin choked her neck and changed the subject: "Master, what's going on with the princess?"
"How do you know the princess?"
"Oh, Brother Xuanqi knows very well about the eight secrets or secrets of the eight desolates of heaven and earth from ancient times to the present. He mentioned a little about the princess."
Chonghua thought that ‘some’ were by no means simple, so he asked: “What have you mentioned?”
"It was said that Liu Guang fell in love with his disciple Gege back then, but the princess was concerned about you. After being deviled for you, he was killed by you with his own hands, so Liu Guang kept hating you..." In his unclear face, Qianyin smiled: "Actually, it's just a love triangle.... I, I'm not curious, I'm really not curious at all!"
Chonghua changed his sitting position and looked at her with a squinted look: "I heard that Mo Zixiu has been looking for you for hundreds of years."
Qianyin laughed awkwardly.
Chonghua smiled brightly: "When it comes to peach blossoms, I remember clearly that someone swears not to meet me in this life for Mo Zixiu..."
Before he finished speaking, Qianyin howled and pounced on him, and accurately gagged his mouth, blocking Chonghua's remaining words back to his stomach.
Then……
Xiao Zheng Taihao'er rushed into the room with a bunch of picked buds, and saw two clothes half-wasted bodies.
In the blink of an eye, he was suddenly blown towards the plum forest by a strong gust of wind.
A garden of plum blossoms is in bud.
Xiao Zhengta pinched himself and exclaimed: "The physical strength of my father and mother is really good..."
As he said that, he took out the booklet from somewhere and read it with relish.
On the cover, the three big characters of the Qingxin Mantra are flowing...
***
【Discussion on Love and Sex】
One morning, Qianyin asked: "Master, what is love?"
At that time, Chonghua was sitting in the yard where pear blossoms were flying and reading a book. Hearing this, his eyes looked sideways, and he stretched out his fingers to hook them.
Qianyin walked over without doubt in his belief.
To be continued...