A woman as a metaphor?

The happiest thing was Gao Chong, who looked like a pervert and said with a smile: "It's rare that Miss Mingzhuzhu is so elegant, so I will accompany you."

Tang Shaoyan also said: "What kind of metaphor?"

Mingzhuzhu chuckled and said: "Before playing the game, I would like to ask you three, do you think I am beautiful?"

"Of course!" Gao Chong replied as soon as he finished speaking.

"Very good..." Tang Shaoyan said, but he thought in his heart, you, a woman who dresses coquettishly, are really bold and can say anything. However, although you have a good appearance and figure, compared to my girlfriends

, there is still a gap.

"Handsome Zhao, you don't have any regard for others?" Ming Zhuzhu pushed Zhao Ershi by the window.

"You are very beautiful." Zhao Ershi had no choice but to reply.

However, despite this, Tang Shaoyan keenly discovered that there was an imperceptible look in Zhao Ershi's eyes. That look was obviously fascinated by the beauty of this pearl.

Haha, so to speak, the three men in this carriage are not good guys. Tang Shaoyan felt funny in his heart.

Mingzhuzhu received a satisfactory answer and said with a smile: "Okay, there must be punishment for playing games. What if none of the three of you can answer my question?"

Gao Chong heard this and said hurriedly: "I would like to express my position on behalf of the three of us men. If we lose, we will leave it to Miss Mingzhuzhu."

Tang Shaoyan didn't know whether to laugh or cry. When did I agree to let you express my opinion for me? But this was a long-distance train, and there was nothing to do anyway, not just to play, so he didn't refute.

"Giggles, this is what you said, don't go back on your word then." Ming Zhuzhu seemed to have succeeded in her plot and smiled happily.

"Wait a minute, Miss Mingzhuzhu, what if we answer it?" Gao Chong was not a fuel-efficient lamp. He approached Mingzhuzhu and said with a strange tone.

"That's easy. I'm willing to do anything for you." Mingzhuzhu cooed.

As soon as these words came out, the three men paused for a moment. Zhao Ershi was obviously shocked, not to mention high-spirited, eager to try, as if the Pearl Pearl had become his possession.

Tang Shaoyan listened to the rumble of the train and said, "Let's start. I can't wait."

Mingzhuzhu said: "Well, my first metaphor is this. May I ask, what are the similarities and differences between women and bicycles?"

What is the problem?

The scene suddenly became quiet, and everyone stared, not knowing how to respond.

After thinking for a while, Gao Chong said with a shy face: "Miss Mingzhuzhu, can you give us a little hint? Don't worry, we can capture the information with just a little hint!"

"Really?" Mingzhuzhu laughed, "You three men who love to pick up girls, do you still need a reminder? You play with women, and women's bodies are the best reminder!"

"Uh..." Zhao Ershi couldn't bear it anymore. This woman must be too much.

"Okay, okay, a woman's body, right? Let me think about it again." Gao Chong listened happily.

While they were talking, Tang Shaoyan kept thinking about the similarities and differences between women and bicycles. I really don't know what the differences are. The key is that until now, I have no clue at all. How can I guess?

Looking at Mingzhuzhu, I saw that girl with a proud face, sitting between Zhao Ershi and Gao Chong, with her legs crossed and a small smile.

Damn it, is it possible that in the first question, we three grown men just failed? Tang Shaoyan shook his head. He didn’t know what requests this Mingzhuzhu would make. It would definitely not be easy!

"How are you three handsome guys? Do you think of the answer?" Ten minutes passed, Mingzhuzhu asked happily.

"Hey, in my heart, ladies first has always been an unswerving principle, so I decided that in the first round, we men will let you win!" Gao Chong said with a sudden slap on his chest.

"Handsome guy, is that really like this?" Ming Zhuzhu heard this amused.

"Of course, I'll tell you the truth!" Gao Chong looked upright.

Tang Shaoyan was speechless. He had seen shameless people before, but he had never seen such a shameless person. This little Gao couldn't answer people's questions, but he found such an excuse. He was really a genius.

Zhao Ershi looked back at Gao Chong. It was obvious that he and Tang Si had the same idea.

Mingzhuzhu said: "So, for the first metaphor, I, the little girl, won? Are you willing to admit defeat and prepare to accept my punishment?"

"Wait a minute, Miss Mingzhuzhu, although we are asking you, you still have to tell the answer." Gao Chong said with a smile.

"Haha, three handsome guys, the similarities and differences between women and bicycles are actually very simple." Ming Zhuzhu said with her fingers crossed, "If you think about it, women and bicycles can both be ridden. This is the similarity."

Being ridden?

The three men almost fainted after hearing this. Is it so outrageous?

"What's the difference?" Gao Chong asked hurriedly.

"The difference is that if you want to ride a bicycle, you must pump up the air first, but if you want to ride a woman, you have to ride on it first and then pump up the air." Ming Zhuzhu said, covering her mouth.

"Yes, yes..." Zhao Ershi started, speaking at a somewhat sporadic pace.

"Hey, Miss Mingzhuzhu, how are you going to punish us?" Gao Chong moved his butt, probably because he had already had a big reaction.

Only Tang Shaoyan, who was sitting on the opposite bunk, had a new understanding of this trip.

Mingzhuzhu smiled and said: "Well, since none of you have made things difficult for me, I will also make a conscience. As long as you three handsome guys call me dear each."

"Dear!" As soon as he finished speaking, Gao Chong called out.

"Giggle, you're too impatient..." Ming Zhuzhu winked at him, which made Gao Chong even more fascinated.

"Dear... dear..." Zhao Ershi was helpless and whispered.

"Handsome Zhao, what did you say? I didn't hear you..." Ming Zhuzhu deliberately leaned towards him and fiddled with his neck with her long, silky hair.

Zhao Ershi was distracted and took a long breath and said: "Dear Miss Mingzhuzhu, you win."

After hearing this, Mingzhuzhu turned her attention to Tang Si opposite and said, "Mr. Tang Si, it's your turn!"

Tang Shaoyan said lightly: "Miss Mingzhuzhu, you already have two dear men, do you still need me to join? I don't think it is necessary. One woman and two men are the best configuration. If there is one more, you will not be able to bear it."

drop."

"It doesn't matter, no matter how many men there are, I can accommodate them!" Mingzhuzhu said, "The sea is open to all rivers, and tolerance is great."

"You have big breasts..." Tang Shaoyan swallowed, glanced at Mingzhuzhu's breasts, and could only admit defeat, "My dear, I, Tang Si, surrender!"

"Haha, three dear handsome guys, without further ado, let's start the second metaphor." Ming Zhuzhu showed her white teeth.

"We won't give in to the second question. Miss Mingzhuzhu, please come up with the question." Gao Chong said close to Mingzhuzhu.

Zhao Ershi also turned his head and stared at the beauty beside him.

Tang Shaoyan leaned against the wall lightly, pulled a piece of black hair from his head, put it to his mouth and blew it gently. He thought about it, no matter what, he should answer the second metaphor.

Mingzhuzhu was confident, she cleared her throat and said: "My dears, please listen carefully to the second metaphor about women."

"What are the similarities and differences between women and hot water kettles? My dear, please answer quickly." After she finished speaking, she looked at the three men leisurely and seemed confident.

"Damn it..." Gao Chong cursed secretly and began to think deeply.

Also, although it is a similar question, it is not so easy to answer it. This metaphor is the same as the first one. There must be some similarities, but how can it be so easy to come up with the answer?

Zhao Ershi let out a heavy breath and seemed to admit defeat again.

Mingzhuzhu saw their performance in her eyes and said with a smile: "Three dears, how are you? Can you answer it? If you lose, my punishment will not be as simple as just now."

Tang Shaoyan said slowly: "Miss Mingzhuzhu, please give me some more tips."

"Haha, you want another reminder?" Mingzhuzhu said.

"Hints can make the game more interesting, why not?" Tang Shaoyan said with a smile.

"Yes, yes, a game without prompts is no fun at all." Gao Chong hurriedly helped, he also wanted to answer the second metaphor.

Mingzhuzhu smiled and said: "Okay, I, a little girl, will fulfill your three wishes and give you some tips."

The three of them hurriedly listened attentively, and even Zhao Ershi listened attentively, for fear of missing the key prompt.

Mingzhuzhu said: "If you think about the function of a hot water kettle, and then combine it with your posture when playing with women, you will understand the meaning of this metaphor."

The three of them were sweating profusely after hearing this. Who are you, this woman? You speak so openly, you are really a fierce woman!

"I give up!" After thinking for a long time, Tang Shaoyan raised his hands first and said. It wasn't that he didn't want to answer, it was true that he didn't have the slightest clue.

"I can't answer either." Zhao Ershi also said.

"Dear handsome guy Gao Chong, it's up to you now." Ming Zhuzhu asked Gao Chong.

Gao Chong looked pale. Although Mingzhuzhu's voice made him almost happy, he could only say: "I am also a useless man, Miss Mingzhuzhu. I can't do anything about this second metaphor."

Mingzhuzhu laughed loudly when she heard this: "My dears, you mean, I won again?"

The three of them could only nod.

"Forget it, let me tell you the answer first." Mingzhuzhu said excitedly, "Women and hot water bottles are the same in that they can both pour water into them, hehe."

"What's the difference?" the three men asked in unison.

"Haha, it couldn't be easier." Ming Zhuzhu deliberately looked at the lower bodies of the three men, opened her mouth, and said, "The difference lies in the order of pouring water. The hot water bottle must first unplug the plug before pouring water.
Chapter completed!