Chapter 704 Moscow Has No Tears(1/2)
The two were quiet for a while.
At this time, a group of wild geese flew by in the sky. Two wild geese seemed to be in love and landed at the end of the group, rubbing their ears and temples together.
Yang Xia Bing's face turned red and she secretly glanced at Tang Si next to her.
Finally, she mustered up the courage and gently bumped Tang Si's elbow.
"What's wrong?" Tang Shaoyan said softly. Officer Yang today is simply a goddess-like figure with huge appeal.
"Tang Si, I wonder if you are interested in hearing some of my stories?" Yang Xiabing said.
"You go ahead and tell me, I'm all ears." Tang Shaoyan said with a smile.
Yang Xiabing pursed her lips and began to speak: "On a snowy night, two college students, a man and a woman, were lying under the covers in their respective dormitories, both holding their mobile phones and thinking about something."
Tang Shaoyan laughed dumbly and said: "Officer Yang, do you want to tell a ghost story?"
Yang Xiabing gave him a hateful look and said, "Hey, who asked you to interrupt? Just listen carefully, they won't tell any ghost stories!"
Seeing her playful look, Tang Shaoyan smiled and said, "Okay, I'm sorry."
What a bastard!
Yang Xiabing then continued: "So, the boy found the girl's mobile phone number and sent a text message."
At this point, she deliberately stopped.
But Tang Shaoyan did not answer, but sat minding his own business.
"Hey, why didn't you ask what the text message said?" Yang Xiabing said.
"Didn't you tell me not to interrupt?" Tang Shaoyan scurried away with his head in his arms, thinking that this woman is too outrageous, and she alone has the final say for good or bad.
"If you don't interact with me about such a crucial point, will I be interested in talking about it?" Yang Xiabing rolled his eyes.
"Okay, I was wrong again, Officer Yang, what was written in the text message?" Tang Shaoyan could only admit defeat.
Yang Xiabing nodded with satisfaction and said, "The boy only said four words, and I couldn't sleep. After the girl received the text message, she looked at it and immediately replied, "What are you thinking?"
Tang Shaoyan learned the lesson this time and asked: "What happened next, what happened to the boy?"
Yang Xiabing said: "The man texted me again, because you are not mine."
Tang Shaoyan was stunned when he heard this.
Just listen to Yang Xiabing continue to say: "The girl was sleeping on the bed and smiled softly, and responded meaningfully, okay, then you can sleep peacefully now."
After saying that, she raised her head and looked at Tang Si.
"Hey, do you know the meaning of this story?" Yang Xiabing said with a blush on his face.
"This..." Tang Shaoyan didn't know what to say.
"You should tell me!" Yang Xiabing urged.
"Maybe college students are too bored, so they are looking for trouble." Tang Shaoyan said casually.
Yang Xiabing was furious after hearing this. Are you really stupid or are you pretending to be stupid?
She was so angry that she let out a heavy breath and then said: "Okay, you don't understand the story of college students. Then I will tell you a story after graduation. I hope you can understand."
Tang Shaoyan smiled and said, "I must understand."
It must be strange!
Yang Xiabing pouted and said: "There are two graduates, one male and one female. The female encountered a huge crisis when she was looking for a job. She may face the dilemma of not having a job."
Tang Shaoyan said: "It's better to let her work in our hospital."
"Bah!" Yang Xiabing scolded, wondering if you have any sense of public morality, and you would just destroy the artistic conception of my story!
"Hehe..." Tang Shaoyan laughed dryly.
"In a difficult situation, a woman calls a man and says if I can't find a job, can I work with you for a living?" Yang Xiabing said quickly, "What do you think the man would say?"
"I should agree." Tang Shaoyan was careful.
"Idiot!" Yang Xiabing said, "The man said directly, not only is he eating rice, but he is also drinking porridge!"
"No way?" Tang Shaoyan glared.
"The woman was ecstatic and immediately said, um, okay, and then..." Yang Xiabing said calmly.
Tang Shaoyan said: "What happens next?"
Yang Xiabing said: "Then the two of them became boyfriend and girlfriend soon after. Tang Si, you should understand this story, right?"
Know what?
Tang Shaoyan said hey: "Officer Yang, are you telling me about the script of the movie?"
You big fool!
Yang Xiabing was furious, her chest couldn't help trembling, and she wished she could punch this heartless man to death.
"Officer Yang, I've tried my best to understand your thoughts, but it's not easy for me either." Tang Shaoyan said miserably, as the wild geese flying above his head flew by, and a few feathers fell down and crossed in front of his eyes.
"Huh, you have no conscience. Well, you can listen to the third story." Yang Xiabing didn't believe it anymore.
"Yeah, tell me." Tang Shaoyan said hurriedly.
"They are both a boy and a girl. It has been almost two years since they graduated..." Yang Xiabing said.
"Wait a minute, why are the protagonists of your story paired with men and women? Is it reasonable?" Tang Shaoyan interrupted.
"Only people as stupid as donkeys would think it was unreasonable!" Yang Xiabing said bitterly, "One day, the woman caught a cold, so the man took the woman to the amusement park to play, and they got on the Ferris wheel."
Hearing her talk about the Ferris wheel, Tang Shaoyan immediately thought of the scene where he and Miao Mengrong were in Happy Valley in the capital. At that time, the two of them made a little move on the Ferris wheel.
The taste is so good!
The scene at that time appeared in his mind, and Tang Shaoyan had no intention of listening to Yang Xiabing's words.
Yang Xiabing didn't know what he was thinking, so he continued: "Just when the Ferris wheel reached the highest point, the man suddenly leaned into the woman's ear and said ambiguously, "Can you pass your cold to me?"
"What happened next?" Tang Shaoyan just asked subconsciously.
"The woman was wondering, but the man made a bold move and directly hugged the woman's head and kissed her deeply." Yang Xiabing nodded and said.
"Oh, very good." Tang Shaoyan said casually.
"Is it just good?" Yang Xiabing frowned, feeling dissatisfied. I've made it so obvious, but you still don't understand?
Tang Shaoyan was still immersed in memories, with a slight smile on his face.
Seeing his dignity, Yang Xiabing stood up in anger and wanted to kick him to death.
Tang Shaoyan wondered: "What's wrong?"
Yang Xiabing stamped his feet angrily: "Tang Si, do you know what I'm talking about?"
"I know, you are telling me a story." Tang Shaoyan said.
"Okay, tell me, what do these three stories of mine mean?" Yang Xiabing said fiercely with his hands on his hips.
"There's no need to be so violent..." Tang Shaoyan shouted.
"Tang Si, you bastard, I will give you one last chance to tell you one last story!" Yang Xiabing said angrily.
Tang Shaoyan could only nod hurriedly, wondering what happened to Officer Yang. He was still fine after playing with her all day. Why did he suddenly become so eccentric now? Could it be that her aunt is here?
Yang Xiabing said: "Two people, a man and a woman, met in the dark night. They are colleagues who have known each other for a while, and neither of them has a partner."
Tang Shaoyan put away his thoughts and listened quietly.
Yang Xiabing added: "The man said, do you want to do a part-time job?"
"Part-time job?" Tang Shaoyan was stunned.
"Yes, the woman asked the same question at that time." Yang Xiabing said, "The man then said, it's like this, I want to find someone who loves me to be my wife, and find someone I love to be my lover. Are you willing?
Are you willing to do this part-time job?"
"Damn, you're pretty good!" Tang Shaoyan praised.
"Of course I'm much better than you." Yang Xiabing said, "The woman didn't dare to speak after hearing this, but the man said again, you can just use body language if you don't speak, nodding means agreement, shaking head means no objection, and not nodding
Not shaking your head is the default."
"Haha..." Tang Shaoyan laughed.
"Naturally, the woman didn't dare to say anything. The man said, I understand. You acquiesced. That's great!" Yang Xiabing continued, "The woman had no choice but to say shyly, how did I get to know you like this?
What a guy!"
After saying that, Yang Xiabing looked at Tang Si again.
Tang Shaoyan smiled and said: "Officer Yang, I completely understand now!"
Yang Xiabing said: "Really? Then you can tell me."
Tang Shaoyan chuckled and said: "It's very simple, that is, love is usually silent. As the saying goes, sneaking into the night with the wind, moisturizing things silently, right?"
Huh?
To be continued...