"Really?" Calm Yi slowly approached Ye Xue Tong with an evil smile, "Then do you know the posture of Guanyin sitting in the lotus position?"

Yexuetong lowered his eyes and quickly searched for these four words in his mind. What is Guanyin-Sitting Lotus? He didn't understand it at all, he had never heard of it...

"Hehe, you don't know, right?" Calm Yi suppressed her laughter and poked Ye Xue Tong's sexy chest muscles with her fingers, "Just think that you are not very talented and don't understand this posture. You should know the Farewell My Concubine posture, right?

?”

"I know this." Ye Xuetong raised his hand and answered seriously, "In ancient Chinese historical stories, there was an overlord named Xiang Yu, and his woman was named Yu Ji. He was going to the battlefield to kill the enemy and say goodbye to the woman, so

…”

"So it's called Farewell My Concubine??" Calm Yi looked at him with a half-smile, "Brother, I'm asking about sex-love-positions, not about ancient Chinese stories and allusions. If you want to say that, if I ask you

What is the posture of Chang'e flying to the moon? Aren't you going to say that a woman named Chang'e flew to the moon?"

Ye Xuetong felt a little guilty, but pretended to be confident: "I'm not Chinese. Why is it strange that you use this Chinese idiom to make a metaphor and I don't understand it?"

"Okay, let me tell you a few easy-to-understand postures." Calm Yi moved a little closer to Ye Xue Tong, and drew circles on his chest with her long fingers, "You know the posture of the old tree with its roots, right?"

Ye Xue Tong blinked, speechless.

"Where are you riding your horse and whipping your whip?" A sly smile appeared on Ling Yi's lips, and he approached again.

Ye Xuetong lowered his head slightly and backed away again, deeply afraid that An Qingyi would touch his chest again, it was so itchy...

"Leading the snake out of its hole??" Calm Yi continued to approach, the smile on his lips getting thicker.

Ye Xue Tong was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot, but on the surface, she pretended to be calm and stared at her toes, not knowing where to look.

"Where's the lotus flower?" Anjing Yi's chest was already pressed against Ye Xuetong's abdomen. When he retracted his fingers, he deliberately slid them onto his waist. His muscles tightened obviously, and there was blood on his forehead.

Sweating, slowly sliding down along the perfect contour...

"Hehe, don't pretend to understand if you don't understand. You obviously have no experience, so you have to pretend to be experienced." He lifted his chin calmly and ambiguously, deliberately trying to trick him, "Virgins are not something to be seen.

It's a matter of light. This shows that you are clean and self-sufficient. As long as you admit it, I will not only not despise you, but also worship you."

"Don't try to pretend to me, you may not really understand. Maybe you just got some theoretical knowledge from somewhere and used it to test me."

Ye Xue Tong refused to admit defeat. He was the Holy Lord of the Dark Night. He was inferior to one person and superior to tens of thousands of people. He knew eleven languages, knew all the means of transportation and weapons, but he was defeated by a woman... He was not willing to accept it...

"Who says I don't understand? Look at it." Calm Yi rolled his eyes at him, pinched the middle finger of his right hand with two fingers of his left hand, moved it up and down, and said with a smirk, "These two fingers

It’s a woman’s leg, and the middle finger on the right hand is a man’s penis. Do you see? This posture is Guanyin sitting in the lotus position.”

"How fake!!!" Ye Xuetong curled her lips in disdain, "Is a man's vagina the same size as a woman's legs?"

"This is a metaphor. Do you understand the metaphor?" Calm Yi said anxiously.

"The metaphor should be more appropriate." Ye Xue Tong glared at her coldly, "You are the one pretending to understand that I don't understand. Are you deliberately trying to fool me?"
Chapter completed!