Special episode: 100 questions about sex between husband and wife, 2 options(1/3)
33. Can you forgive the other person for cheating?
Niannian: What do you think?
Author’s mother: No.
Niannian: Then what are you asking?
Author's mother: Forget it - what about Mr. Gu?
Niannian:...What do you think?
The author’s mother: (With infinite emotion) Missing you is hopeless in this life——
Mr. Gu: Don’t talk about me like a ** tyrant.
Niannian: Aren’t you?
Mr. Gu: Am I?
The author's mother and Niannian turned around at the same time: You are.
34. The other person is one hour late for a date! What should I do?
Nian Nian: (Of course) He won’t be late.
Mr. Gu: Well, keep waiting. But in fact, Nian Nian won’t be late.
The author’s mother: (bitterly) Two good children.
35.What part of the other person’s body do you like the most?
Mr. Gu: Well, here, here and here.
Author's mother: Ah! So that's it! So this is it!
Niannian: (black line) You didn’t tell me where it was or not.
Author's mother: Huh? Is that so? (Seeing someone's face getting uglier and uglier) Oops, please adjust the atmosphere. Don't take it seriously. Don't take it seriously!
Mr. Gu: I like Nian Nian’s collarbone, hands, legs, face, hair, arms, body...everything.
Author's mother: (powerless) Forget it. Just tell me what you don't like about Nian Nian.
Mr. Gu: Huh? It seems not.
Niannian: (with a calm face) I won’t tell you!
The author's mother: Vomited three liters of blood...
36.How sexy is the other person?
Mr. Gu: It’s sexy to have the normally arrogant queen panting under her.
Niannian: Are you hugging me because I am a queen?
Mr. Gu: Oh, are you thinking wildly again?
Author's mother: Hey, why do I feel like I see you rolling your eyes?
Mr. Gu: Well. I can only say that there is nothing wrong with your eyes.
Author's mother: But Nian Nian is depressed. Don't you have any feelings at all?!
Mr. Gu: How is that possible? (Pull Niannian over and kiss her hard.)
Niannian:...uh...
The author’s mother: (covering face) Don’t look at anything inappropriate!
37.When do two people’s hearts beat wildly?
Mr. Gu: It seems like our hearts are pounding right now?
Niannian: It’s not you who caused the harm!
Author's mother: (taking notes carefully) So... your heart beats wildly during a tongue kiss?
Nian Nian turned around and sneered: Next question!
38. Will you lie to the other party? Are you good at lying?
Mr. Gu: I will not lie to Niannian.
Niannian:...I don’t know how either.
Author's mother: (Disappointed) Originally, I thought you were good at lying, Mr. Gu.
Mr. Gu: Ah? I just don’t lie to Nian Nian.
Author's mother: That's it.=_=||
39. When will you feel happy?
Niannian: It seems that I have never felt unhappy.
Mr. Gu: As long as you stay with Niannian, you will feel happy
The author’s mother: They are indeed two happy people→_→
40.Have you ever had a quarrel?
Mr. Gu: Don’t you think...we were quarreling just now?
The author’s mother: I think so.
Mr. Gu: So... don't you think this question is useless?
The author’s mother: I think so.
Mr. Gu: So...you don't mind if we ignore this issue, right?
The author’s mother: I don’t mind.
Niannian: (frowning) Who asked this hundred questions?
Author’s mother: It’s not me anyway, ┐(┘_└)┌
41.What kind of quarrel was it?
Mr. Gu: What kind of quarrel?——(Meditation)
Niannian: Isn’t it just that noisy——(thinking hard)
The author’s mother: (In tears, I hosted a 100-person Q&A session. Is it easy?) What is it like?
Nian Nian: Either I was angry and he was comforting me, or he was angry and I didn’t speak.
The author’s mother: Don’t speak?
Nian Nian: In fact, he is not very angry, but once he becomes angry, it cannot be calmed down easily.
Author's mother: (seriously) Uh-huh, so?
Niannian: So every time...
Mr. Gu: (covering Nian Nian’s mouth and smiling harmlessly) This seems to be the scope of the next question, right?
42.How to reconcile?
Author's mother: (resentful) Can we talk now?
Mr. Gu: Still laughing) That’s okay.(
Author's mother: Humph! Niannian, tell me.
Niannian: You? You dare to order this girl? Why should I tell you?
Author’s mother: Huh? Didn’t you just say it in the middle of the story?
Niannian: Then I won’t talk about it now.
Author's mother: Hey - why is this happening!!!
Nian Nian: Yes. That’s it. (It’s meaningless)
Author's mother: (very imposing - whispered) Mr. Gu, you definitely did it on purpose!!
Mr. Gu: Huh? Did you say anything?
Author's mother: Ah, look - the sun is so bright today - (turns head, looks at the sky)
43. Do you want to be lovers even in the next life?
Mr. Gu: She will be mine for all eternity.
Nian Nian: What lifetimes... (face! The focus is on the face! The focus is on that deeply red face!)
Author’s mother: Oh, that’s right.
44.When do you feel you are loved?
Mr. Gu: It’s so cute when Nian Nian clearly cares about me but is so stubborn and refuses to say anything.
Author's mother: Oh - so cute - (enjoyment) Let me give you an example -
To be continued...