Special episode: 100 questions about sex between husband and wife, 5 choices(1/2)
87. What was Niannian’s reaction at that time?
Mr. Gu: Yes?
Author's Mom: This has been said before.
Nian Nian:...
Mr. Gu: (He touched his chin and looked dark-bellied) said it.
Author's biological mother: Mr. Gu is stunned?
Nian Nian: Who...
Author's mother: (Interrupted) Yes, yes. You are surprised, confused and uncomfortable due to the other party's sudden anger, and then you develop an inexplicable emotion, which leads to a moment of confusion.
Mr. Gu: Well, that's the reaction.
Nian Nian:...
Author's mother: (so helpless) So, let's get the next question!
88. Do you have specific ideals for the object of h?
Niannian: (Look at the other person) No.
Mr. Gu: Alas, but what does Niannian mean when you look?
Nian Nian: (turning your head) No.
Mr. Gu: (laughs) Then my ideal is to think of it.
Author's mother: (Gangwei) What does Niannian mean when she saw that look? Or is her ideal also Mr. Gu?
Niannian: Silently took out the scalpel...
Author's mother: (cover your mouth) Next question!
89. Does the other party satisfy your ideal?
Mr. Gu: Of course.
Niannian: (swallowing your head and blushing) Yes, that's OK.
Author's mother: (bad smile) Hey, is it okay just? It seems that Niannian is very dishonest, or can it be explained that Niannian is arrogant?
Gu Shao: (Touching Niannian's head and looking at the author's biological mother) Don't distract from the relationship between me and Niannian!
Author's mother: (Star Eyes)┐(┘_└)┌ If the relationship between you is so easy to disagree, I will not be so fascinated by you.
Mr. Gu: Alas, you can even see this!
Author's mother:...=_=|||Hao Gu, can you be more shameless? Niannian, come and take this monster!
90. Do you use small props when doing it?
Nian Nian: (Innocent) props?
Author's mother: (Sigh) Alas, a pure child.
Mr. Gu: No...
Author's mother: (I sigh even more) This is just impure.
Gu Shao: (talking to himself) Currently...
Author's mother: No? Mr. Gu, are you thinking about...?
Mr. Gu: (laughs)…it should be the one you think of.
Niannian: (Frown) What puzzle are you fighting?!
Author's mother:...Niannian, it's better not to know...
Niannian: What kind of prop is it?! (Impatient)
Author's Mom: That's...
Mr. Gu: (Interrupted) is a prop that shows my love for Niannian.
Author's mother: (Silently) This trick has been used. Niannian will not agree.
Niannian: (If he dares to use it...) Ah? That's it? I don't care.
Author's mother: Ju, I actually agreed?! (Stopped)
Niannian: (Chasing an Eyebrow) Are you dissatisfied?
Author's mother: (looks at someone sideways)...No!!!
Mr. Gu: (smile) This is how good he is.
91. When was the first time?
Mr. Gu: (He helplessly curls his lips) Do I have to answer such a question? I won’t tell you!
Author's mother: (Hold your head against the wall) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Niannian: (Raise the corners of your lips) Do you think if you really forget about this expression?
Author's mother: (angry) Do you have to expose me!!!
92. Is that your current lover?
Mr. Gu: (Sneer) What do you think?
Author's mother: (Reply to smile) I don't know, but it's up to you to be 28 years old to have experience, so I think it should be...
Mr. Gu: (Smile wide) Well, I seem to hear something!
Author's mother: (Scared) I'm sorry, why am I so swollen?
Mr. Gu: (The biggest smile) What is the truth? You must have remembered it wrongly. Niannian, please help me ask a doctor to pull this mentally ill patient away!
Author's mother:...I'm wrong!
Niannian: (I can't stand it and pick up my phone) Hello, is it a psychiatric hospital? There are two people here who are almost out of reach - yes - send a car quickly - OK - the faster the better.
93. What do you like to be kissed the most?
Mr. Gu: I like it anywhere, as long as it is Niannian.
Nian Nian:... (turn your head and calm down) Be good!
Author's mother: (shaking her head) Mr. Gu, I understand - I asked you this question was my mistake, t_t
Mr. Gu: What's your look?! What I'm telling the truth! Isn't it right? Niannian.
Niannian: (Speechless) Don’t ask me about this kind of thing!
Author's mother: (insert) OK - stop arguing - (Gentle Big Sister) Are you missing?
Niannian: (still speechless) Don’t ask me about this kind of thing!
Author's mother: (Silly)? Then who should I ask?
Niannian: (glare) Don’t ask me!
Author's mother: (reduce my head) I'm fine if I didn't say anything...
94. What do you like to kiss the other person the most?
Mr. Gu: (looking at someone, with a charming smile) Every place.
Niannian: (glare) Go to death!
Author's mother: (glare) Saying it means not saying it!
Mr. Gu: Oh, it’s okay if Niannian is there. Why are you glaring at me?
Author's mother: (sigh) How much do you have to destroy your image before you can give up?
Niannian: (slanted glance) He? Does he have an image to speak of?
Author's mother: Hey, yes!!
Mr. Gu: How can I do it for Niannian?
Niannian: Humph! Shut up!
At 95.h, when is the other person the most pleasant?
Mr. Gu: Yes—I won’t say it anymore—
Author's mother: Ah? Why is it suddenly...?
Mr. Gu: Ah—Niannian is angry—(Look at someone)
Nian Nian:… (turning your head)
Author's Mom: When did it happen... (Scratch your head)
Mr. Gu: (Silently leaning over and hugging someone) I said too much...
Nian Nian: (swallowing your head)… Humph…
To be continued...