Chapter 84: You Dare to Touch My Cone
It's not that Zhao Xiaotian is timid, it's because this person looks so scary. A face that is bigger than a millstone, a pair of fan ears, and a nostrils facing the sky, one is facing the left and the other is facing the right, and the two eyes are of different sizes.
The big mouth can crack the cheeks and the earlobes are almost as big as the shoulders. It is such a person who can hardly distinguish gender and type, saying that he is a human, looks like a yaksha, or says that he is not a human,
In this broad daylight atmosphere, can monsters still be domineering on the streets?
"You... the eldest brother and sister's surname?" Zhao Xiaotian was incoherent and accidentally told the truth. He didn't know whether this guy was a man or a woman, so he directly said it as the eldest brother and sister.
"Big brother and sister?" the man was also stunned and said, "Chinese language is indeed profound..."
"Aren't you a Chinese?" Zhao Xiaotian suddenly realized after asking, thinking that's definitely not. China is a big country for thousands of years, and humans have evolved completely. How could such a species come out? He said: "You are not in the Dragon King."
The third prince is in charge of the job, and is he going to land to catch Nezha?”
The woman kneeling on the ground next to her was depressed, and she was so scared that she was not possessed by someone, but when she heard Zhao Xiaotian's words, she burst into laughter. Being a job under the Third Prince of the Dragon King, wouldn't that meant that the other party was a shrimp soldier and a crab general.
Is it a demon or a yaksha?
The 'monster' saw the woman laughing, and thought Zhao Xiaotian was talking in a humorous tone. He opened his mouth and smiled, saying, "Chinese language is indeed extraordinary, I have to learn it well."
Zhao Xiaotian thought to yourself, just study hard. If you don’t learn ten thousand words to describe ugly things, you will not be able to evaluate your appearance at all.
However, Zhao Xiaotian has seen the world and has many ugly people, such as Han Che back then. But they all have a common characteristic, that is, people with weird appearances are superior to ordinary people in some aspects, this monster
Maybe he is not an ordinary person either.
"You seem to know me?" Zhao Xiaotian was frightened by his appearance and almost forgot what he had said to him.
Judging from what he meant, he seemed to be very familiar with Zhao Xiaotian.
"Yes, I came to China thousands of miles away for you." The man smiled again, and half of his head became a mouth after his mouth was cracked, and he could even see his throat trembling.
"For me?" Zhao Xiaotian pointed at himself in wonder, thinking to himself, was he doing too much evil and this monster fell in love with him? That was really the strictest punishment from God.
"Are you a man or a woman?" Zhao Xiaotian asked subconsciously.
"Male!" the man said without any reason.
What Zhao Xiaotian has always been looking forward to is that the other party pinched the orchid finger and said in a disgusting state: "Hate, I'm a girl." Even so, Zhao Xiaotian felt a little better. But the other party said he was a man, and Zhao Xiaotian seemed to have ejaculated.
The angry Piqiu muttered: "It's over, it's even more terrible for a man to fall in love with me..."
"What did you say?" the man asked.
"No...no...I think the weather is good today, so why don't we take a walk and see you again!" Zhao Xiaotian walked around the man and ran away.
Since he was born in Foye Village, Zhao Xiaotian was a running god. When he was a child, he was not capable and was often caught stealing chickens and dogs, so he developed his escape speed like a god. Later, when he came to a big city, Zhao Xiaotian's physique grew day by day, and his speed was even more amazing.
It's fast. He thought that the monster would definitely not be able to catch up with him after running away at this speed. Who knew that just a few minutes later, a person beside him said lightly: "Didn't it say that China is a country of etiquette? Before you leave
Why not say hello to me?"
Zhao Xiaotian turned his head and saw that the monster next to him was running side by side at a slow speed, with a calm expression, and his earlobes fluttered in the wind, as if they were effortless.
When they passed a fruit stall, the stall owner's sign was almost swept away by the wind. The stall owner looked forward and muttered, "What happened just now? Are there two motorcycles?"
"Are you a human being? Are you going to die so fast?" Zhao Xiaotian stopped panting, but the man stood beside him without blushing, looking at Zhao Xiaotian with a smile on his face.
"You Chinese are so strange. You clearly ran away first, why do you still say I'm not a human?"
"Who the hell are you? Is it interesting to follow me?" Zhao Xiaotian bent over, his lungs almost exploded. The more he didn't want to see, the more he appeared in front of him. Is it necessary for God to torture people like this?
"I want to eat a cone..." The monster licked his tongue, and his tongue was so long that it could touch his chin, which scared the passers-by around him.
Before Zhao Xiaotian could react, the monster grabbed Zhao Xiaotian's waist, held it up with one hand, and carried Zhao Xiaotian up like a garbage bag, walked to a Western fast food restaurant, and said, "I want a cone,
He paid the bill.”
"Who?" The waiter was really scared by this face.
There was a bar between the monster and the waiter, but the monster's arms were too long and could reach the knees when they were hanging. After grabbing Zhao Xiaotian, Zhao Xiaotian was behind the bar, but the waiter did not see it.
"He..." the monster said, throwing Zhao Xiaotian on the bar.
"Hi..." Zhao Xiaotian said hello to the waiter in embarrassment.
The waiter took a step back in shock. When the man came in, he looked at his face and didn't notice that he was still carrying a person in his hand.
"Three...three yuan..." After the waiter put the cone on, he dealt with the monster's hands. Zhao Xiaotian didn't want to give the money, but the monster stretched out his hand and turned out Zhao Xiaotian's pocket and pulled out ten yuan from it.
Put it on the table.
Zhao Xiaotian was almost crying. He could have a week's meal in Foye Village for three yuan, but he was so troubled by something that was neither human nor ghost!
It’s not that he was willing to give it to it, but when the monster was catching Zhao Xiaotian, Zhao Xiaotian was caught off guard and accidentally grabbed the key acupoint by him. The accuracy of this person’s acupoint was definitely not a coincidence. With this grab, Zhao Xiaotian had a chance to react.
No, my whole body was extremely sore and numb. Even though Zhao Xiaotian had calculated countless people, he didn't expect that he would fall into the hands of a monster.
After a few minutes, Zhao Xiaotian's body was better. He slowly lay down from the bar and walked to the opposite side of the monster and sat.
Although the monster has a big tongue, it is even more gentle than the little girl when it comes to eating a cone. It tastes bit by bit, so slow that it makes people feel nervous. In winter, if it is summer, it is probably the monster will eat it.
The cone will melt if you don't have two mouthfuls of it.
"Who are you?" Zhao Xiaotian saw that he had no malice and was not an ordinary person, so he sat across from him and asked.
The monster licked the cone carefully and said, "I don't like to talk when I eat, I'll tell you later."
Zhao Xiaotian was so angry that his teeth were itchy. No matter how long your name was, it was not as long as the words just now. Can you die if you said it? But since others didn't say it, Zhao Xiaotian couldn't force himself. After all, he just looked at the techniques of grabbing acupoints.
, This person's strength is probably not inferior to Zhao Xiaotian!
Seeing that the cone was half eaten, Zhao Xiaotian couldn't hold it anymore. Just as he was about to open his mouth to ask him, he heard a person next to him screaming.
"I* fuck! What's the matter? I'm scared to death..."
Zhao Xiaotian looked up, looking at his clothes and age and temperament. This man should be a college student, who is only in his early twenties. When he walked in with a woman and three men behind him, he was still holding a cigarette in his mouth. He was frightened by the monster and the cigarette fell off.
On the down jacket.
The material of the down jacket is very flammable. When the cigarette butt falls off, it just falls on the chest and a big hole is burned.
"Damn it, it's so unlucky!" The young man wiped his clothes and found that the hole was covered with water and couldn't contain it. He was angry no matter how he looked at it.
The girl next to her was also a little gangster. Her eyes were covered with purple and black hair. She chewed chewing gum and looked at the monster and said to the boy, "Is this his fault?"
The expression was very disdainful, and the three men behind him also yelled: "That's right, if it weren't for this ugly monster, how could such an unlucky thing happen!"
The young man at the front became more and more angry as he heard it, and shouted at the monster: "Hey, ugly monster, please pay me a piece of clothing."
The monster was concentrating on eating the cone, looking up at him, and smiled, "Are you talking to me?"
"Huh..." The boy shivered, was shocked by his appearance again, and quickly took a step back.
He looks cruel, and he is definitely cruel!
This is the only idea for boys. He guessed that his strength should not be his opponent.
The three boys behind him said, "Don't be afraid of it if it's okay. If we four men add a woman, are we still afraid of him?"
The boy swallowed, slapped himself on the table and yelled at him, "Hey, ugly monster, you didn't hear me talking to you!"
The monster looked up at him, then looked at Zhao Xiaotian, and asked, "What does the ugly monster mean?"
"Which country are you from?" Zhao Xiaotian asked. He asked this because he wanted to use the ideas of other countries to help understand.
"British……"
"Ugly...it's probably similar to a zombie." Zhao Xiaotian thought to himself how disgusting the zombies are, you should know. You don't think you are so popular yet? Zhao Xiaotian really wants to see the other party take action, so as to evaluate whether he is an opponent and take it this way
Things that come down are easier to handle.
"Ah zombie?" The monster licked the butter on his hand and said, "It's pretty handsome, too."
Zhao Xiaotian was stunned and thought to himself, could the zombies be of the tall, rich and handsome level in the world of monsters?
"It's the kind of head that was broken by a gun!" Zhao Xiaotian yelled.
"No, if you hit the head, the zombies will die."
"Half of my head was knocked out, and then I used shit to make up for that kind!" Zhao Xiaotian tried his best to paint the picture so that the monster could know it.
"Oh..." The monster was indifferent.
The boy heard Zhao Xiaotian and the monster sing and yelling angrily: "Are you guys playing tricks on me?"
With a wave of his hand, he knocked off the monster's cone...
The monster looked up and his eyes turned cold. He looked like a zombie now... it really looks a bit like a zombie!
Chapter completed!