Chapter 6: The Golden Cicada Escapes its Shell
"Hey, that monk, get out of here!" When Zhao Xiaotian's thoughts were racing and he was cursing the eighteenth generation of the three people's ancestors, a man shouted. This sentence was full of anger, as if it was said in Zhao Xiaotian's ears,
The eardrums were shaking so hard that they almost burst.
After shouting three times, a lazy voice finally came from not far away, saying: "Why are you shouting? It's so early in the morning. I don't know that Lord Buddha has just fallen asleep? If you shout like this, aren't you scaring my little beauty?"
When you arrive, just respond to the sound and hit it!"
Zhao Xiaotian listened to this voice, like a young man in his twenties, who kept claiming "Buddha", and couldn't help but laugh. As he listened, he felt as if he had heard this voice somewhere before, but because of the buzzing in his head, for a moment,
I can't think of a reason why.
As soon as the monk finished speaking, he heard three clear sounds of "pah pah pah". It was expected that he had hit three people as he said.
"What the hell?" one person yelled.
"Brother, it seems...it seems like I was beaten!" Another person shouted.
"Nonsense!" With a snap, the eldest brother hit the younger brother next to him and said, "Of course I know we were beaten, but you have to say that? I mean, who is so bold to beat us!"
The three of them looked around for a long time, but still couldn't find anyone, but they thought that this monk would be difficult to deal with. If he had another helper, it would be even more difficult. The plan for now is to cut through the mess quickly and end this morning.
this matter.
"Little monk, we brought what you asked for as agreed. You should quickly release that woman and give it to us. Otherwise... Humph, you will suffer. You are... Oops, who hit me?
!" Before the second guy finished speaking, he heard a voice and he was slapped again.
"If you have an unclean mouth, you will be beaten, hehe!" The little monk chuckled, with a hint of evil in his voice.
"You...you..." The three of them said the word 'you' twice, but no one knew what to say next. The leader who took the lead seemed to have noticed the strange stretching of the little monk's hand, and bravely said:
"Anyway, I brought you the person you wanted. Now you can give us that woman."
"When I had enough fun, I slept with her seventeen or eight times. How could I give her back to you so quickly?" The little monk said, yawning and turned around, wanting to go back to the ruined temple.
It turned out that this was a dilapidated temple. The entrance was overgrown with weeds and it was very desolate. On the top of the temple were written a few large characters: General Wang Temple.
"Don't leave! If you don't keep your words, you're not a monk." The second brother shouted anxiously. If he couldn't pick up this woman today, I'm afraid the three brothers would suffer a bloody disaster.
"Pa, pa, pa!" There were three more sounds, and each of the three people received a solid slap. The young monk stood in front of them and said sleepily: "The day I set was yesterday, and I was afraid of you yesterday.
I disturbed my little beauty, so I didn’t do anything all day long,
Who would have thought that you three bastards didn't come, leaving me waiting in vain. So I fought for countless rounds last night to get back the supplies I had during the day. If you three are wise, please give them to me quickly.
Get out of here, I'll switch with you naturally when I wake up."
"But... but..." The third child looked anxious and said to the eldest brother: "Brother, if we can't get it back today, I'm afraid we won't be able to get back in time, and we will be dead, and the old Li family will be extinct.
ah!"
When he spoke, he was already crying, and he was obviously very afraid of someone, even more so than the little monk in front of him.
The elder brother was also frowning and didn't know what to do.
The young monk snorted and turned around and walked into the temple without caring about the life or death of the three people.
Zhao Xiaotian was amused and thought: "You guys are all talented people. Three big men with strength and weapons were bullied by a monk. Are those shotguns just decorations? And that little monk turned out to be a perverted monk.
and
Listening to the sound, the pace must be very fast. This fast movement caused these people to be slapped one after another. Oops, no, if they didn't exchange, wouldn't I be without food or water for another day?
What a damn bad luck!"
While I was cursing in my mind, I heard the boss say in a low voice: "Let's go around the back of the temple in a while. There is a broken window there. Can't it be enough to kill the monk with a shot from the window?"
"Yeah, why didn't I think of that!"
"Brother, you are really a genius, just do it like this!"
Zhao Xiaotian sighed for a while, thinking: "If this big brother is a genius, then there will be no idiots in the world."
The intelligence of the three of them was severely despised by Zhao Xiaotian, because when he listened to the little monk talking, he seemed to be on guard. Besides, these three people yelled and woke up others long ago, so how could they possibly succeed?
?If he had gone to the window without saying a word when he came to the temple, the young monk would have been killed by the gun. How could he have endured so many slaps?
The three people put Zhao Xiaotian on the ground and walked to the back of the temple. Who knew that halfway through, the wall next to him collapsed and he had to go around a big detour. The third man said: "Brother, let's go around from the left."
Well, it probably didn’t collapse over there.”
Before the boss could say anything, the second boss slapped the third boss on the face and cursed: "Are you stupid, are you stupid? Go around to the left and go through the door, in case the monk sees him.
, he must know our plan, do you think others are as stupid as you?"
The boss nodded and said: "The second boss is right, stop talking nonsense and go around quickly."
The three people climbed up from one end of the earth wall. Unexpectedly, the earth wall had been soaked by floods two days ago. Halfway up, it suddenly collapsed, and the third child was crushed underneath. There were stones in the earth wall.
, a stone as thick as a water tank hit his chest. The third child screamed and kept calling for help.
The boss spat and pulled him up, but one of his ribs was broken, making it even more difficult to walk.
The two brothers in front did not wait for him and walked quickly towards the window. After about five minutes, the two brothers in front walked around to the bottom of the window. The third brother had a broken sternum and walked very slowly, but
But after a while, he saw that the eldest and second eldest brother were not moving, so he asked in a low voice: "Big brother and second brother, what are you waiting for? Take action."
The boss looked back at the third child with a puzzled look on his face and said, "No one..."
"No one? Let me see." The third child walked over and looked inside. Sure enough, there was no one. Not to mention the young monk, even the woman was gone.
"Is it possible that he left?" the second child asked in confusion.
"Let's go over and have a look." The third child seemed to have forgotten his pain for a moment, and turned around to go back.
"You're fucking stupid!" The boss slapped the third child on the face and said, "You can see this ruined temple at a glance. If it's not there, it's not there. Why don't you go back around? Let's climb in through the window."
After the three people climbed up clumsily, they landed in the ruined temple. But looking around, except for a statue with half a head missing, there was no sign of half a person.
"Damn it, where did you go?" the boss shouted, feeling that he was really embarrassed this time. Not only did he not find the woman, but he also lost the little monk. If that person knew, who knows what else would happen?
No matter how much you beat or scold, forget about it, but what should you do if your life is at stake?
"Brother, let's be quiet for now. Maybe the little monk is using a trick to lure the tiger away from the mountain. When we go far away, he will come back. Let's hide and wait for the rabbit." The second brother said, looking very excited.
, as if the young monk and the woman were at your fingertips.
The third child clapped his hands and shouted: "Not bad, what the second brother said makes sense, that's what we do."
The boss slapped the third child on the face and growled: "What do you call it? If you don't speak, no one will treat you as a mute."
The third child's mouth was flattened and he muttered something unknown. The second child shouted loudly: "Brother, I see that the little monk has left. Let's climb out of the window too!"
The boss sighed loudly and said, "That's all we can do, let's go."
Before the third child could react, he was grabbed by the second child. The three of them hid behind the statue, not daring to breathe. But after waiting for a long time, no one came in. The boss was a little anxious.
Asked: "Second brother, is this trick of yours easy to use? Why haven't you seen anyone come over for a long time?"
The second child was also anxious, but he couldn't be anxious. If the monk was nearby, the secret would be exposed as soon as he spoke, so he could only nod and persist in pretending to be calm.
In the end, the boss couldn't calm down. He poked half of his head out from behind the statue and looked around. He could see everything in one glance, but there was no shadow of the monk anywhere. He spat, stood outside, and cursed:
"Damn it, he must have run away. I can't wait any longer."
The second child also came out very depressed, knowing that there must be no news about the young monk.
As soon as the three people ran out, they heard a voice shouting: "Oh no, it turns out these three people haven't left yet. I can't go in, little monk, run away!"
The three people yelled and rushed out to search, but for a moment they didn't know which direction the sound came from. The second one said with a flat mouth: "Brother, I blame you for not being able to calm down. If you wait a little longer, then what will happen if you wait a little longer?"
The young monk came back, and now he has run away again, but what should I do?"
The boss knew in his heart that he was in trouble, but as the boss, of course he couldn't soften his temper. He slapped the second child and said, "I just can't calm down. What's the use of talking about it now?"
Don’t hurry up and chase me!”
After a few people left, a monk climbed in from the window, dragged Zhao Xiaotian in, and said: "Old Twelve, thank you, haha."
Chapter completed!