Chapter 557 Teacher, I am a man
"What's going on?" Li Si was extremely depressed.
Liu Hanmeng glared at him, then brought a stool and placed it next to her desk. She herself crossed her legs and drank tea, saying, "What do you think is that? It's why you can get the answer so quickly. Is your math really good?"
Although Liu Hanmeng asked in disapproval, she was extremely excited.
Could it be that this time I found the treasure?
But this damn annoying guy is a big thorn. He fucked me the first day!
However, she suddenly was stunned and found that Li Si was sitting honestly on the stool. Then she saw that she had become a flowerbed-like office. Her heart softened and she took a paper cup and asked, "Are you thirsty?"
Li Si smiled and said, "I'm so thirsty, but it's too troublesome for me to pour water. I don't mind using the teacher's water cup." As he said that, he picked up the still steaming Liu Hanmeng water cup from the table and drank half a cup in one sip.
Liu Hanmeng immediately had a blushing face and thick neck. You don’t mind, I still mind, how can you, a big man, use my woman’s water cup to let others see it!
However, when he saw Li Si spitting out tea without wasting at all, instead swallowing the hot tea, he burst into laughter, and then poured cold water very worriedly, and asked, "What are you anxious about? No one is snatching you from you. This is just tea, not nectar. Drinking it can last forever. You can drink some cold and boil it in vain, otherwise you won't burn your throat."
Li Si smiled. In fact, he was pretending to hurt his throat. Unless he was drinking boiling slurry, he would drink 100c of boiling water.
At this moment, he responded: "Teacher's tea is nectar to me, but it cannot live forever, but will speed up death."
When Liu Hanmeng heard the first half, her face turned red and said, "You are so slick about dealing with the little girl for math? Don't do this for me. The teacher is a veteran, what have you seen before?" But who knew that when he heard the second half of the sentence, he was full of curiosity.
My tea is not venom, and even if I use my cup, I don’t think you are dirty. Do you think you are dirty?
I am very clean and clean, and I haven't even handed it to someone else for the first time!
So Liu Hanmeng asked angrily and curiously: "What do you mean later? What does it mean to speed up death? I think my tea is poisonous? Then don't drink it!" Then he picked up his cup.
But Li Si snatched the cup and drank the rest. Then he smiled and said, "I mean drinking the water from the beautiful teacher will speed up my heartbeat, listen." Li Si quickly used the dragon soul true energy to speed up his heartbeat, and while Liu Hanmeng was not paying attention, he grabbed her hand and placed it in his heart.
Liu Hanmeng was caught without understanding what he meant. She was about to break free, but suddenly she felt that Li Si's heartbeat was just as fast as a machine gun. Is this a heart disease?
"Li Si, are you okay? Is this heartbeat palpitations?" Liu Hanmeng forgot that his little hand was still held by Li Si in his hand and placed it on his chest, and he was full of concern for his students.
Li Si laughed and said, "Of course it's okay. This is a normal physiological phenomenon. When men see the woman they like, their heartbeat will be faster. And depending on the beauty of the woman, the heartbeat speed will increase. I guess it has accelerated to the extreme. I am almost dizzy. Moreover, my heartbeats so much faster, so my heart beats less in the future. Isn't that accelerating death? It's all because the teacher is so beautiful."
Listening to Li Si's crappy but very effective flattery and sweet words, Liu Hanmeng blushed and shaved hard, and shaved: "You are so slick, are you doing this with little girls? Are you still a man? At best, you are just a boy, it's still early to get away from a man."
However, she seemed to be very grateful for what Li Si said.
Li Si was unhappy, "I was originally a man, otherwise I would prove it to the beautiful teacher."
Liu Hanmeng said strangely: "How to prove it?" But she forgot where her hand was placed!
Li Si remained silent, his eyes suddenly became very ambiguous. Liu Hanmeng's heart skipped a beat and he stretched out his feet to kick Li Si. He kicked Li Si's legs sore.
"Li Si, what were you talking about!" Liu Hanmeng glared, as if angry.
Li Si quickly changed his tone and said curiously: "Teacher, I want to use my strength to prove that I am a man. I can carry 100 kilograms of things, and it's very easy. Where do you want to go, why are you angry?"
Liu Hanmeng's face turned red. Li Si is indeed not a fuel-efficient lamp. He must be pretending this time! I'm so embarrassed!
But when Liu Hanmeng was about to get angry, the office door was pushed open.
And the one who walked in was the vice principal, Xie Wenqiang.
"Teacher Han Meng, what are you doing?" Xie Wenqiang shouted before he closed the door, which caused several female teachers to come over, and it turned out to be lively.
Only then did Liu Hanmeng realize that his hand was placed in Li Si's heart. He wanted to find a hole to get into it. This time, he was over and was misunderstood. Moreover, Liu Fang and a few tongue-in-law were watching the show at the door. The whole school must know.
But Li Si was quick-thinking, stood up and smiled and said, "Teacher, thank you for your medicine. My heart has improved a lot. I almost felt so painful just now. I forgot to tell you that I have congenital heart disease." As he said that, he actually took out a small medicine bottle and handed it back to Liu Hanmeng.
Liu Hanmeng was stunned and subconsciously took it. When she saw Li Si blinking at her, she realized that she even heard Li Si's voice sounded in her mind!
"Beautiful teacher, I prove that I am a man, not a boy, hehe."
I don’t know if it was an illusion or a real thing, but she clearly didn’t see Li Si talking.
Liu Hanmeng nodded subconsciously. She basically didn't know what to do now, but Xie Wenqiang immediately walked in, took the medicine bottle, looked up and found that it was really a medicine for heart disease! He immediately said strangely: "Oh, so that's it, I thought you."
Li Si said, "I thought we were, I had a girlfriend. Please, Vice Principal, please find out if it's okay. Even if you don't believe me, you should trust Teacher Liu. She is not such a casual person."
Xie Wenqiang looked embarrassed, "Yes, yes, but Teacher Liu, are there any problems with your heart? Why are there any medicine for heart disease?"
Liu Hanmeng had no choice but to use the trick and said, "I have always had slight palpitations."
The chickens at the door finally began to whisper.
"No wonder, God is fair. Beautiful, which will make you have a heart attack."
"Hmph, maybe she still has that disease."
Li Si heard their low voices, but Xie Wenqiang and Liu Hanmeng couldn't hear them. So Li Si walked over and shouted loudly: "Hey, you teachers, don't point fingers behind others' backs, discuss this and that, are you not enough expired tea? Are you well in your stomach?"
Liu Hanmeng hurried to Li Si and directly ignored Xie Wenqiang's existence because she asked for this man who always wanted to pursue her, but she felt that this person had a problem with his style, and it was disgusting and false.
Chapter completed!