Chapter 8: My IQ is not high
Chapter 8: I have low IQ. Qin Moyuan has never chased a girl in this life, and no one has ever chased Ye Qinghan.
One of these two people is so cold that they are so cold that they don’t like each other.
One is born with a humble background and has a high military value. No one dares to joke about his life. Is he trying to get beaten up?
When Qin Moyuan saw his elder brother-in-law for the first time, he didn't expect that the weak scholars were all lies, they were lies. How could they bring two black-eyed green eyes back to Beijing? The bloody lesson tells us that although scholars have no power to tie chicken, have you told you that scholars who have practiced martial arts are the most terrifying?
If you want to blame me, I blame myself for not knowing the details and was fisted twice as soon as I entered the door.
Ye Qinghan was also dumbfounded. He didn't expect that his brother would do it when he said he could do it. He held Qin Moyuan and asked, "Are you okay? Does it hurt?"
"It hurts so much. I said, can I say hello before I take action? Can I stop slapping it in the face? If my mother sees it, it will be a mess again." Qin Moyuan felt in pain, but the first thing I was worried about was that the empress dowager saw her two black-eyed green eyes and was afraid that she would hate the Ye family members to death, and would not agree to marry Qinghan.
He is so miserable.
"A real man can't stand the pain at all. Can he still be considered a man?" Ye Qinghai loved the girl and looked at Qin Moyuan and sarcastically.
"Or why do you let me punch and see if you hurt? I tell you that I'm not afraid of you, but because I respect you, Qinghan's brother. Since I was born, I have never been afraid of anyone, and I have never been beaten by anyone. Good guy, since I met your family, I was swept by a big broom, and then beaten by your girl. Now you are even here to beat me. I said that your family has a tendency to be violent? Don't pinch it hard with the bean buns and squeeze it hard. I tell you that the bean buns are hot as soon as they are out of the pot, be careful to be hot!"
Qin Moyuan felt that he was really a sucker. He sat on the ground, covering his eyes, and there was still the noble and elegant image he usually had. Of course, since he met Ye Qinghan, an unreliable person, he had basically never maintained his image.
Ye Qinghai wanted to say something, but Ye Qingshan was blocked.
These two brothers look a bit similar to Ye Qinghan, with a few traces of coldness in their beautiful eyebrows and eyes, which is not as weak as ordinary students.
Ye Qinghan stood aside and laughed, and didn't know what to say, so he simply sat aside without saying a word. In fact, she was the most innocent person here. Tell me, she has always been unlucky since she met Qin Moyuan. Can she be angry? Besides, Qin Moyuan helped her a lot later, which made her more and more see the gap between the two.
Her mother said it well. It makes sense for a good match. Life background, living habits, rules and etiquette. They are completely different spaces. Love is beautiful, but reality is cruel. People eat, pinch chopsticks and chew slowly. Let's do it, because they are busy working, and they eat voraciously. Don't you scare them to death when eating at the same table?
When we walk, we are holding our heads up and our chests are full of wind and mightyness.
When people walk, they are graceful and willows supporting their waists, which is so beautiful.
Can this be the same?
cannot!
So, recognize the reality as soon as possible, and be relieved early, and don’t make it to death. Like Liang Shanbo Zhu Yingtai, you said it was OK, but in the end they fell to death, and in the end they were all dead, and in the same pit. You said that it was not a couple and buried another pit. How sad, how foolish it was.
To clean up your spirits, you marry your beautiful lady, and I marry my farmer, so harmonious and happy.
I want to speak with my voice open and not be afraid of others laughing at me. We are martial arts practitioners, with a high lung capacity and a high voice. If you howl, you can scare away the wild boar, rabbit and wild roe deer on a mountain. If I am in a mood and howl at your house, don't let the beasts be scared, you are afraid that you will scare everyone in your family. That's so sad.
Ye Qinghan calmed down and poured out all these words in one go. Then he felt comfortable and looked at Qin Moyuan and said, "You haven't thought about these things? You are a big man, full of romance and beauty in your heart, so you won't think about the grievances of women. Let me tell you, my family and your family are the difference in the spiritual meanings of the country bumpkin and the divine turtle, that is, the material meanings of fine porcelain and tiles. In short, we are the moon in the sky, the moon in the water, one cannot reach, and the other cannot catch them. You will die."
Qin Moyuan swore to the sky that he had never seen a woman like Ye Qinghan in his life.
"Do you belittle yourself like this? You think I'm blind, I didn't see how you get along with neighbors in the morning market? Ye Qinghan, I tell you, these are not reasons, none of them! You just look down on me, is it my fault for my high status? My family has many rules. This is a common problem in this world. Is it related to me? My family has a high status, and you can't think of me like this, I tell you, don't say you howl, you just overturned my Prince Lian's mansion. You are my wife, I'm happy. Who dares to say one more word? I kicked her to death!
My mother doesn't live with me, so my brother is too lazy to care about it. What are you afraid of? If you are the biggest when you close the door, you will do whatever you want. In Kyoto, who am I afraid of except my brother and my mother? I am not afraid of anyone, so you don't have to be afraid of others. As for looking at other people's eyes? If you say something sir, others have to look at your face and flatter you. Just point to a deer and say it's a horse. Others have to say yes. What are you worried about? What are you afraid of? I tell you that these are not reasons, and they can't stop my determination to marry you. Absolutely, right, no, yes!"
Ye Qingshan and Ye Qinghai looked at each other, and the two brothers were silent. They heard the words correctly just now. They heard the words of Prince Lian’s Mansion. What they were in front of them was the legendary little prince?
Oh, why is this ancestor? That's really annoying. Look at this spirit, it's really an unreasonable person.
Ye Qinghan always knew that Qin Moyuan was a wealthy person, but no matter how she wanted to break the sky, she never guessed that this person was King Lian.
King Lian’s mother is the queen mother…
King Lian’s brother is the emperor…
Can there be something even more terrifying?
It's gone.
Ye Qingshan was quite calm, stretched out his hand to pull the girl behind him, then looked at Qin Moyuan and said, "I'm so disrespectful. I didn't expect that he was the famous Prince Lian. The people are rude. Please forgive me."
Qin Moyuan's head was even bigger. He would rather these two nerds fist him than to do so. This nerd would be deadly to reason.
Thinking of this, Qin Moyuan waved his hand and looked at Ye Qingshan and said, "No, don't be so naive. Have you ever seen such a cowardly prince? I'm all a family sooner or later, don't be so polite, don't talk big, don't lose the book bag with me, don't use any human ethics to suppress me. I just like your girl and want to marry her home and be my princess. It's that simple."
Ye Qingshan and Ye Qinghai were stunned, Princess?
Ye Qinghan looked at Qin Moyuan suspiciously, "Aren't you talking nonsense?"
"No, the serious truth." Qin Moyuan's depressed truth was questioned these days, and he really couldn't live.
"Your Majesty, this matter is a big deal, you can't talk nonsense. The grass-roots family are just civilians. How can you reach the precious gold and jade? Please think twice. My sister grew up in the mountains and is used to being wild, she goes up the mountain to catch tigers and goes to the sea to catch fish, and has no way to do anything. Your family is all royal family. If my sister really offended anyone and said the wrong thing, a rough person like her, you might as well kill her directly if you let her fight with others and make a fool of herself. It's not that I'm exaggerating, the prince grew up in a pile of gold and jade. If you want her to fight with others, you might as well kill her directly. It's not that I'm exaggerating, the prince grew up in a pile of gold and jade.
Yes, I have never seen anything, and I have never heard of something. The tricks between women can kill people. My girl is not very conscientious. If the family stepped into that wealthy place, I would be afraid that the bones that would be carried out in a few years. I am a rude person, but it is the truth. There is no diamond drill that doesn't take on the job of porcelain. My girl can only dance with guns and sticks, and it's really different from those who say a word for a long time, dig a pit and bury a person. She can't afford to be the concubine, and this is her life."
Ye Qinghan sat on the big bluestone behind with his knees in his arms. Many people looking around at the gate of the yard must have been attracted by the quarrels in the yard. Now, in less than a day, he will be considered famous for his own countryside.
Ye Qinghan did not refute his brother's words. Her brother was for her goodness and knew that she was used to being wild, and that such a place was really not suitable for her.
Qin Moyuan looked at Ye Qingshan with his chin. What he said just now is that scholars are more sensible. That is not too much, but quite a lot. Look, how beautiful people say this, what kind of girl is rough, what will make you fool if you are straightforward, what will make you jump if you dig a pit, one by one, and you will be buried alive by someone. What they say is so desolate and pessimistic.
Bah, he is not blind. If Ye Qinghan is stupid, then don’t mess around on the street. If she is stupid, can she suffer all the hardships in her hands? She is not stupid, she is really not stupid, she is too good at pretending, even her elder brother thinks she is really stupid.
Qin Moyuan stood up and looked at Ye Qingshan flatly, his expression became solemn, "After saying so much, your girl can't beat other women, your girl is innocent and kind, everyone can bully you, your girl is so stupid that she just falls down. In fact, you just want to tell me that your girl will not marry someone who will have a wife and concubine family in the future, right? I said brother-in-law, don't beat around the bush. My IQ is not too high, I'm afraid that sometimes I don't understand it, and it will be useless for your kindness."
Ye Qinghan couldn't help laughing anymore. This person really deserves to be fucked!
Chapter completed!