9 Toad wants to eat swan meat!
Queen, the word originally meant by female king.
However, with the continuous progress of social culture, this word has become synonymous with sex, just like bananas, fungus and other things.
The change in the nature of the word queen has a lot to do with the promotion of the movies of the island primary school movies: Haven’t you seen that those island girls on the screen who are only 1.5 meters tall but have 36e cups all call themselves queens?
It is precisely because of the invasion of the film culture of the island country that Xu Liang and Chen Liuxiang's generation were destroyed, and when they heard the word "Queen", they would first think of candles, whips and handcuffs, etc., which was simply dirty...
Fortunately, the queen that Thomason mentioned was not that kind of queen.
Of course, it is not the queen of a real monarchy, but the queen of a group organization in the West... To put it bluntly, it is the gangster boss.
As for the name of this organization, Thomason didn't say it, and Tang Peng was too lazy to ask: He is a good citizen, and it is best for good citizens to avoid contact with these messy things, isn't it?
However, Tang Peng was a little scared, but also a little proud when he thought of forcibly kissing a gangster boss this afternoon.
What was shocked was: offending the underworld boss is not a good thing.
What a smug person, of course, was because he actually kissed the underworld boss!
"Damn it, a delicate girl, if you don't go to make a small movie, you're pretending to be a gangster, and you're going to be a queen. To put it nicely, it's a waste of resources. To put it badly, it's just pretending to be a comparison."
Tang Peng cursed in his heart and looked at Thomason with his eyes squinted: "Cao, I think your boss is such a great person..."
Thomason straightened his neck: "Sir, please pay attention to your words! She is our queen, not the black boss! In addition, what does the Niu Bi mean when you are talking about?"
Stupid Bi, even Niu Bi doesn't know what it means, and he is also embarrassed to come to China... Tang Peng's eyes were contempt and explained: "Niu Bi, it's a very powerful meaning, a complimentary word, I can't explain it clearly to you for a while, just understand the meaning. Well, for the sake of being a foreigner, I will respect you. If you don't call her a gangster, just call her the queen. That person, you said that you are so mysterious, but why are the people around her so vulnerable?"
Thomason knew that what Tang Peng said was vulnerable was the case when he knocked down Thomson this afternoon. He blushed and retorted: "Sir, you don't know that Thomson and I can't be the Queen's bodyguards. We can only show her the door. It's purely a coincidence that I met you to our Queen today. Sir, it's not me who boasted. If the Queen was her bodyguard this afternoon, even if you could fight, you would be beaten to death!"
"Oh, the bodyguards around her are so..."
Before Tang Peng finished speaking, Thomson nodded: "Yes, the bodyguards around the queen are very awesome!"
"Ha, yes, it's great, Thomason, you've learned it very smart. As soon as you learn this word, you know you've learned it and applied it." Tang Pengha laughed and said, "By the way, what's your queen's name? When you talk to you, you're always the queen's, which is very awkward."
Thomason hesitated for a moment before answering: "Our queen's English name is Ada IELTS, which means a proud flower in Italian indigenous language. It was the throne that he ascended the throne last year... I know that if I say this, you will laugh again, but in fact it is true, just like the Pope of Rome, although it is not a government mind, those leaders respect him very much when they see him. Queen Ada IELTS is our Pope of Italy."
Tang Peng was a little puzzled: "Isn't Italy a mafia? Is this IELTS better than the boss of the mafia?"
"No, not that powerful." Thomason shook: "It's not that powerful, it's mainly because of its different natures..."
"Okay, don't explain, I understand." Tang Peng nodded and asked, "Thomason, the Queen of IELTS asked you to come to me. Since it wasn't because I offended her this afternoon, why are you coming to me for?"
Thomason licked his lips: "Sir, our Queen sent me to you because she had something to work with you."
Tang Peng asked strangely: "Which cooperation with me, what kind of cooperation is there?"
"That's it." Thomason moved his body and said, "The Queen wants... Sir, I don't know your name yet. What is your job now?"
Tang Peng did not hide anything about his name and profession: "My name is Tang Peng. I am a vagabond now and I just returned from abroad last week."
"Oh, it turns out to be Mr. Tang." Thomason nodded and asked in confusion: "Are you an unemployed vagrant? Oh, please don't get me wrong, because this afternoon, you and my companion Thomson had a small dispute, and I gave me a lot of effort just now... Ahem, although Thomson and I are not a bodyguard in the transfer, they are also considered elites. They are just tied up in front of you. It's really hard to imagine that you are an unemployed vagrant."
"This foreigner is quite thick-skinned. He just said that he is an elite person, "Tell me." Tang Peng sneered in his heart and said, "Okay, as for whether I am an unemployed vagrant, I won't discuss this issue for now. Just tell me what Xing Yasi is doing when he asks me."
"Okay." Thomson licked his lips and said solemnly: "On behalf of our respected queen, I send you a sincere invitation to Mr. Tang!"
Tang Peng asked casually: "What did she ask me to do? Should I drink or chat?"
"no, no." Thomson shook his head: "You may have the opportunity to drink and chat with the queen in the future, but not now. Now, on behalf of my respected queen, I want to invite you to be her bodyguard!"
Just like a duck egg stuffed into someone's mouth, Tang Peng was full of surprise: "What, she wants me to be her bodyguard?"
"Yes, that's what the queen means." Thomson said: "We Queen said that as long as Mr. Tang you are willing to agree, you will not only not pursue your offense, but also offer you a generous salary. If your performance can satisfy her, she can also help you immigrate to Italy, a beautiful and fertile country. Sir, I bet, if you know that our Queen is..."
After Thomason said that he would be a bodyguard for the queen, Tang Peng was impatient to listen to him talking: "Stop, stop! It turns out that she wanted me to be a bodyguard for her. Sorry, I never like to be a bodyguard for others, and I have no interest in immigrating abroad!"
Thomason quickly advised: "Mr. Tang, please think about it again. This is a good opportunity to make you stand out!"
"Step ahead?" Tang Peng sneered disdainfully: "Fuck with a black boss, and also called "Step ahead?" Damn, Guardian brother, please stop joking with me, okay?"
"I'm not kidding!" Thomason bit his tongue and said, "Let me reiterate again, our queen is not the black boss you imagine. She can exist openly in our place, and no one dares to look down on us..."
"Okay, I call her Black Boss. I don't think of her, I just say it casually." Tang Peng said Thomason again and said impatiently: "Thank you, I tell you that even if she is the real queen of your country, I am not interested in being a bodyguard for her. Besides, you just said that just by my ability, you are not the opponent of her bodyguard at all. Then I will be a bodyguard for her, what's the point, right?"
"No!" Thomason said with his neck straight: "Strictly speaking, our queen asked you to help her, not just to let you be a bodyguard for her."
"What is that? It's not like being a nanny, right?"
"Of course not a nanny. The queen doesn't need a nanny. She asked you because you are a local and seem to be good at it. You can give her some help."
"Just because I am a local?" Tang Peng asked in confusion: "What do you want to do in Shencheng?"
Without waiting for Thomason to answer, Tang Peng continued: "Forget it, I don't need to know this anymore, because no matter how singular you said, I will not agree. Please go back and tell her, just say I thank her for her kindness. Okay, I have to go find my friend."
Tang Peng said he stuffed his pistol into Thomason's arms, then pushed him into the cart, and then jumped down, slammed the car door, and walked quickly towards the lobby of Hannah's hotel: What a fucking joke, I want me to serve that girl, isn't this forcing me to be a traitor?
"Mr. Tang, please wait!" Thomason chased Tang Peng without any change, stretched out his hands to block his way: "Mr. Tang, you have an old saying in China, saying that everything is easy to discuss. I really want to know, if you want you to serve the queen, what conditions do you have to offer?"
"When I go back, I will tell you what queen, and I will never agree to whatever conditions she offers!" Speaking of this, Tang Peng suddenly remembered Xing Yasi's soft lips, and his eyes turned and said, "Unless..."
Thomason asked nervously, "Unless what?"
Tang Peng smiled wickedly: "Unless, unless she promised to be my wife! Otherwise, everything is free."
"What, say, say..." After hearing Tang Peng's conditions, Thomason stood there immediately.
After Thomason woke up, Tang Peng had already walked into the Hannah Hotel.
Pointing to the entrance of the hotel lobby, Thomason looked angry: "It's really a toad that wants to eat swan meat. You just want to marry our respected queen as your wife. It's so outrageous!"
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By the way, the new Russian Ocean Horses in Hannah Hotel, each with big breasts x big x butts raised, are really touching.
If it weren't for Tang Peng's difficult to serve me, he might have really ordered two Russian girls tonight, and a thousand gold medals are worth a moment.
However, whenever Tang Peng thought of my big black face, he felt a little distressed. No matter how Xu Liang and the others persuaded him, he did not dare to go home all night. After drinking a glass of white wine in the private room, he proposed to escape alone.
In desperation, Xu Liang and his men who had sperm on the brain asked Tang Peng to drive home by themselves, saying that they would take a taxi back tomorrow morning.
Because Xu Liang and he were policemen themselves, Tang Peng was not worried about any accidents they would make trouble here. After telling him to take good care of Chen Liuxiang, he drove away from the Hannah Hotel alone.
When Tang Peng returned to the community where he lived, it was almost one o'clock in the morning.
Tang Peng lives now in a large community, with all kinds of residents, and there are no security guards at the entrance of the community. Otherwise, Tang Peng would have to call the door if he drove in.
Parking the car downstairs, Tang Peng got out of the car and looked up at the location on the third floor. He did not find any lights. It seemed that his father and mother had already rested.
After arriving at the door of the house, Tang Peng carefully opened the door and tiptoed in. Because he was afraid of disturbing his parents, he did not dare to turn on the lights. When he turned around and was about to close the door, he suddenly felt a murderous aura coming from behind!
Chapter completed!