Chapter 25 The Function of Farts
At the first watch of the next night, the moon had just climbed up the treetops and the birds had already settled into their nests. Our great assassin Lu Jin, wrapped in a sheet, tiptoed out of his room and came to the door of Zhang Lian's room.
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"Who?" Zhang Lian's alert voice came from the room.
"It's me! Lu Jin!" Lu Jin said quietly to Zhang Lian inside the door.
"Then come in, the door is unlocked!" Zhang Lian replied without hesitation.
After Lu Jin heard this, his head felt dizzy. He felt that this conversation seemed so familiar. But he didn't think too much, so he opened the door and went in!
"Ah! You...why...you...are dressed like this!" Zhang Lian was shocked when she saw Lu Jin coming in wearing a sheet, looking like an Indian Asan.
"Oh, how about it? In order to meet you, I specially designed it in the Western Tianzhu style, which is both fashionable and conservative, saving time and materials. Do you want one?" Lu Jin looked at Zhang Lian's surprised expression while talking to her.
He turned around in front of him and said proudly.
"Where are your clothes?"
"Where do I still have clothes? Some are broken, some are lost, but my clothes are okay, haha!" Lu Jin said, and jumped twice to prove that his clothes fit well.
Zhang Lian looked at Lu Jin jumping around like a living zombie, and her head felt dizzy. Why did she end up with such a living treasure!
"Okay, okay, here, do you think this night clothes will fit you?" Zhang Lian said and threw a brand new night clothes to Lu Jin. Lu Jin took it and looked at the black clothes and thought they were pretty good.
, it was much better than the sheets on me, so without saying a word, I pulled off the sheets on myself and started to change my clothes!
"You slut, can you pay attention? Didn't you see me here...you still..." Seeing Lu Jin start to change clothes in front of him, Zhang Lian's face
He turned red with embarrassment and immediately turned around and said!
"Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot that you are a woman. Haha, it's okay, Sister Zhang. Anyway, you have seen everything you should and shouldn't see. We are not outsiders, so I don't mind!" Lu Jin said.
I felt confident, and it was replaced in a short time!
"Well, it fits quite well. You have really good taste. You can't get enough of my white striped body!" Lu Jin jumped up and down, feeling that this night clothes really fit perfectly.
"Have you changed yet?" Zhang Lian looked at the playful Lu Jin and said angrily.
"Well, have you changed it? What's wrong?" Lu Jin replied.
"Then you can go out!"
"Why?"
"I still have to change my clothes!" Zhang Lian said so loudly that even the tea bowl on the table shook.
"It's okay, I don't mind. You can change, I'll be waiting for you here!" Lu Jin said nonchalantly, then stood there with his arms folded, waiting for Zhang Lian to change!
"Get out!" Zhang Lian couldn't bear it anymore and kicked Lu Jin out of the door, then closed the door.
Lu Jin screamed in pain, rubbed his butt, and cursed: "Why are you so unfair, you are allowed to look at me, and I can look at you? I don't treat you as a woman, really."
..... Ouch... Why did you throw the tea bowl, Ouch... my head!"
Just when Lu Jin was holding his head and screaming that it hurt, Zhang Lian had already changed her clothes and came to the door. She glanced at Lu Jin with contempt and said, "Here, put this on your face!"
Give Lu Jin a veil.
Lu Jin took the veil, looked at it, then threw it back, and said aggrievedly: "I don't wear it, I just rely on this face to make a living. If it is covered, who else knows me?"
"You slut, you still claim to be a great assassin. You don't even wear a veil. What an assassin! If you don't wear it, I will bring it to you!" Zhang Lian said, and picked up Lu Jin without caring.
How could Lu Jin scream and cry, tie the veil on Lu Jin's face, and then carry Lu Jin flying out of the inn!
The Chiang Mansion is located in the center of the entire villa and is very easy to find. The two of them arrived outside the courtyard wall of the Chiang Mansion in less than a cup of tea!
"I'm telling you, this time we can't be like last time. We have to go in together. I don't want the dog to chase me again!" Lu Jin whispered to Zhang Lian, and then hugged Zhang Lian tightly.
arms, pretending to be pitiful.
Zhang Lian was really helpless with Lu Jin. She sighed in her heart and didn't say anything. She just picked up Lu Jin's collar and jumped into the Jiang Mansion.
The two of them quietly explored around the Jiang Mansion. After passing through the wall and passing through the courtyard, after a few turns, the two lost their direction. Moreover, there were many guards and sentries in the Chiang Mansion, which made Zhang Lian dare not use Qing Kung Fu easily.
To avoid being noticed by others, the two of them could only explore one courtyard after another aimlessly!
"Sister, if we are searching like this, how long will it take to find it? Why do I feel that this road is getting more and more difficult? Which road should we take?" Lu Jin said to Zhang Lian in a low voice.
"How did I know? I didn't expect that there is something else going on in the Jiang family. It seems we have to take a long-term approach!" Zhang Lian replied thoughtfully.
"I told you not to be so hasty a long time ago. Look, you always disobey me. Do you regret it?"
"Shut up, Miss! Shhh! There is someone!" Zhang Lian said, pulling Lu Jin into the rockery nearby to hide.
Just as the two of them were hiding, they saw a group of warriors walking slowly from the rockery. But before the whole group had finished walking, they heard a small but dull "Plop~~~~~"
The sound made the warrior alert, and he began to watch the movements around him vigilantly.
"Shut up!" Zhang Lian lowered her voice very low and cursed at Lu Jin next to her.
"I didn't say anything!" Lu Jin also explained quietly.
"What's that sound? Huh? What's the smell? How..." Zhang Lian suddenly felt a stench coming to her face, and she almost lost her breath!
Before Zhang Lian could understand what was going on, she heard a "plop~~~~plop~~~~~" sound coming from Lu Jin's lower body, and then, Lu Jin's face looked like
He looked very comfortable and said soothingly: "It feels so good!"
It was not just Zhang Lian who heard this voice, but also the warriors outside. Only one warrior shouted: "There is someone behind the rockery!"
In an instant, six or seven warriors surrounded the rockery and used torches to illuminate the entire rock.
When Zhang Lian saw this situation, she realized that she couldn't hide, and the stench around her made it hard for people to stay.
"You can't hold it back, it's always bad, but it has to be this time...what have you been eating? It's so stinky!" Zhang Lian pinched her nose and cursed!
"I said, eldest sister, I can bear it, but I can't. I've been holding this shit in for a long time..."
"Here they are! Found them. Who are you?" Before Lu Jin could finish speaking, a few warriors were seen coming toward them with swords in hand.
Zhang Lian didn't care about Lu Jin. When he saw the warrior approaching, he pulled out his sword. A cold light flashed by, and the warrior in front screamed and fell to the ground!
"There is an assassin, come quickly!"
"Quickly notify the village owner that there is an assassin!"
"Brothers, come on, don't let them escape!"
The warriors kept shouting, which suddenly made the originally peaceful Jiang Mansion lively. The originally dark courtyard was suddenly brightly lit and crowded with people. When Zhang Lian looked at the situation, he felt that today's spying was in vain, so he felt heartbroken.
He shook his sword, and it bloomed like thousands of pear blossoms. The sword edge passed by like a turbulent wave! In the blink of an eye, several warriors were dropped.
Seeing more and more warriors coming for reinforcements, Zhang Lian knew she was outmatched, so she picked up Lu Jin with one hand and flew to the roof. After taking a few steps, she saw several sword-wielding warriors jumping out in front to block the way.
Zhang Lian put Lu Jin down, and without saying a word, they started fighting with their swords! There were only a few people coming and going, swords coming and going, feet coming back, and they fought for nearly twelve rounds. All they heard was "Ah~ah~
Ah~" After a few screams, Zhang Lian dropped all the warriors!
Lu Jin looked at Zhang Lian, with her majestic and soft figure, and felt that she was so beautiful and unrestrained at that moment! But before Lu Jin could finish recalling it, Zhang Lian grabbed Lu Jin's clothes and continued to move forward. That's it.
, Zhang Lian defeated several groups of warriors who came to stop him, and like a god of murder, he rampaged through the Jiang Mansion, as if there was no one in the land!
Just when Zhang Lian led Lu Jin through several blockades and were about to arrive at the wall of the Jiang Mansion, Zhang Lian heard "Ah~" and landed on the roof!
"What's wrong with you? Are you injured?" Lu Jin looked at Zhang Lian with a painful look on his face and something the size of a steel needle stuck in his bloody arm. Lu Jin asked in horror.
"Don't talk so much, let's go!" Zhang Lian gritted her teeth, endured the pain, looked at the courtyard wall in front of her, seemed to have regained her strength, used her other hand to support Lu Jin, and ran towards the courtyard wall!
"Ah~~" Just when Zhang Lian climbed to the top of the courtyard wall, a steel needle shot into the arm where she was holding Lu Jin. Zhang Lian felt pain and involuntarily let go, and Lu Jin fell to the courtyard wall!
"I'll go down first, hurry up and follow me!" Zhang Lian said to Lu Jin who was lying on the wall of the courtyard. Then he kicked off his feet and floated down the wall, disappearing into the night sky in an instant!
But when Zhang Lian went down, he never expected that when he turned over, one of his feet hit Lu Jin's head. This caused Lu Jin to be kicked into the courtyard wall by Zhang Lian's reaction force! Poor Lu
Unprepared, Jin fell to the ground and almost fainted! He kept cursing Zhang Lian: "This damn bitch, so damn unloyal, she stepped on
Chapter completed!