Lu Jin and Zhang Lian lay quietly in the hay pile, nervously watching the sergeants outside carrying out a carpet-like search of the stables, causing both of them to break out in cold sweat.

At this moment, Zhang Lian, who was closely watching the movements of the sergeants outside, suddenly felt as if something pinched her chest. Her whole body couldn't help but trembled. She lowered her head and saw that one of Lu Jin's hands was on her own. He pinched her chest again and again, so Zhang Lian said nothing and slapped Lu Jin's stupid hand.

Hearing a "pop" sound, Lu Jin immediately retracted his hand from Zhang Lian. Then Zhang Lian turned around and scolded Lu Jin in a low voice with an angry face:

"What do you want to do,"

"I...I...I'm nervous," Lu Jin was in excruciating pain from Zhang Lian's slap, but he didn't dare to scream, so he could only grin and stammer.

"You are nervous," Zhang Lian repeated in a low voice with some disbelief.

"Yeah, you probably don't know yet. When I'm nervous, I like to knead round things, such as steamed buns, steamed buns, oranges, apples, and hydrangeas. Whenever I'm nervous, I can't help but find round things to knead."

"Then you, you perverted thief, can just find a steamed bun, why do you still need..." Zhang Lian said with a flash of bright red on her face.

"I have run out of dry food on me a long time ago. I don't have any around, so I can only look around. Who knew that your thing is so big and round? It is simply the best among round balls. It makes me nervous. My mind couldn't help but capture it, grab it and squeeze it uncontrollably, especially the extremely elastic feel, which made my nervousness disappear all of a sudden. Good Lian'er, at this tense moment, In order to relax your husband and my mind, let me pinch it."

"Go away, you slut," after hearing Lu Jin's words, Zhang Lian was so angry that she couldn't care less. She shouted to Lu Jin in a low voice, then raised her foot and hit Lu Jin's butt. Fortunately, Zhang Lian's foot was injured, otherwise he would have to kick Lu Jin out of the haystack. Seeing that he could not kick Lu Jin out with one kick, Zhang Lian wanted to kick him a second time.

At this moment, Lu Jin ignored his extremely painful butt and hurriedly shouted to Zhang Lian: "What do you want to do? If I get kicked out, wouldn't we be exposed? What's the matter? Can we wait until we go out to solve it?"

After Lu Jin said this, Zhang Lian's second kick did not go over, but stopped at the edge of Lu Jin's butt. After hesitating for a moment, he took it back. However, Zhang Lian did not give up and pinched Lu Jin's butt with her hands. He grabbed the meat on Lu Jin's ribs and twisted it hard, causing Lu Jin's facial features to shift in pain and his muscles to deform. But he didn't dare to make a single sound, so he could only breathe heavily, bite the forage, and clenched his fists. , standing there hard in spite of sweating.

At this time, Zhang Lian came to Lu Jin's side and said calmly with a smile: "Okay, I'll settle the score with you after I get out." After saying that, Zhang Lian squeezed Lu Jin hard again. Lu Jin almost fainted and then let it go.

Just like that, calm returned to the haystack again, and the two of them lay there quietly again, staring at the situation outside. After less than a cup of tea, Lu Jin suddenly poked Zhang Lian next to him with his hand. said:

"You said they were so rummaging through things that they even opened rat holes to look at them. Do you think they would have to find us sooner or later?"

"What's the matter? What do you want to do?" Zhang Lian didn't look at Lu Jin at all and replied in a low voice to Lu Jin angrily.

At this time, Lu Jin had already moved to Zhang Lian and whispered to Zhang Lian with a smile: "I want to say, it's not safe here. See if we can find another place to hide."

"Change the place. There are more sergeants than locusts outside. You may be caught before you can find the place. You want to change the place, somewhere else," Zhang Lian rolled her eyes at Lu Jin and scolded Lu Jin in a low voice.

"I also know this truth, but our haystack target is too big and can be easily discovered. If we are discovered, those bastards will stab us with knives or shoot us with guns. It is still more humane. If we meet someone, The scum that has done all the bad things, lost all conscience, and is angry with both humans and gods came here to set a fire, then our husband and wife will become charcoal-roasted mandarin ducks," Lu Jin said, and the muscles on his face began to twist unnaturally, It was as if the scene he described was actually happening before his eyes.

Although Zhang Lian did not agree with the risky transfer under such a situation, Lu Jin's words made some sense if he thought about it carefully. After all, the sergeants would probably search the hay pile after searching each house. It's really harder to escape than to climb to heaven. Besides, this time this time the thief didn't speak in a serious manner like before. It seemed that he had true thoughts. In this case, let's see what the thief really wants. Change the method, after all, this guy is still a little clever in emergencies.

Thinking of this, Zhang Lian turned around and said to Lu Jin: "Since you said so, where is the best place to move to and what are some good strategies?"

"I don't have a good plan right now, but I have chosen the place for your husband," Lu Jin said, pretending to be mysterious and winking at Zhang Lian.

"Where?" Zhang Lian's curiosity suddenly rose after being teased by Lu Jin, and she hurriedly approached and asked.

"Toilet," Lu Jin shook his head without hesitation, shaking his head, and said happily.

"Toilet," Zhang Lian was a little surprised after hearing Lu Jin's answer, but she didn't know what kind of medicine Lu Jin was selling in the gourd, so she asked in confusion.

"Yes, it's the toilet. Although there are many people going there and the environment is very bad, as the famous saying goes, the most dangerous place is the safest place, so I think it's a good place. When the time comes, You hide in the women's restroom and I hide in the men's restroom.

By the way, I can also excrete the contents of my stomach. You also know that I ate something just now. I don’t know if it was undercooked or if some laxatives were added to it. My stomach has been turbulent since I finished eating. It's just a lump..." As he spoke, Lu Jin held his stomach, the expression on his face became more painful, and his body swayed unnaturally.

After hearing this, Zhang Lian finally understood what was going on. It turned out that Lu Jin, the assassin of Lu, was so stuffed that he had to go to the toilet. No wonder this guy had such an awkward expression. After figuring out this key, Zhang Lian started joking. He smiled at Lu Jin and said:

"You have to go to the toilet,"

"Yeah, I've been holding it in for a long time. If I don't go, I'm afraid..."

"Then when you were fighting with Liao Yun just now, didn't you spit out some? Why, you haven't cleaned it up yet," Zhang Lian continued to tease Lu Jin in a joking tone.

But Lu Jin here didn't have that much time to follow Zhang Lian's teasing, because his stomach was as bloated as if he had swallowed a monkey, and he was extremely uncomfortable. He could only twist his face, cover his stomach, and risk She lay there and endured the sweat, but she couldn't get out of this place alone unless she persuaded Zhang Lian to help her. Therefore, she could only slightly raise her buttocks and press her legs tightly to temporarily control her, and then move on to the other side. Zhang Lian replied at a very fast speed:

"Only a small part came out of the mouth, and a large part was concentrated in the back. I said good wife, just have mercy on your husband and help me find a toilet. Otherwise, your husband and I will really want to go to the toilet." I can't hold it in anymore." After saying that, Lu Jin raised his buttocks again, covered his stomach tightly with both hands, and pinched his face as if his eyes and mouth were pressed together, making him look extremely uncomfortable and painful.

Zhang Lian looked at Lu Jin's painful and miserable expression. No matter how much he gloated about his misfortune, he couldn't help but feel pity in his heart. Although he wanted to help this pervert, after all, this guy was someone she would rely on for the rest of his life. , but in the current situation, I am really powerless, not to mention how many masters there are in the Marquis Mansion, but the many sergeants who are currently searching the stables cannot easily escape with their own abilities, let alone myself. It was even more difficult because he was injured. Going out like this was tantamount to throwing himself into a trap, but if he didn't go out, it would be difficult for him to solve it on the spot.

Just when Zhang Lian was in a dilemma, the sergeants outside suddenly came out of each room, and at some point in the center of the yard, a general in armor came with his back to the haystack. At this time, the sergeant leader just now He came to the general, knelt down on one knee, and reported loudly:

"For your information, General, my subordinates have sent people to search everywhere, and there is no trace of the rebels."

After listening to the leader's report, the general just nodded and did not speak. Instead, he put his hands behind his back and walked squarely in front of the queue of sergeants. Zhang Lian looked at the general's back and said, She felt very familiar, as if she had seen him somewhere before, but she couldn't remember it for a moment. But for some reason, when she saw this person, Zhang Lian suddenly had an extremely ominous premonition in her heart.

At this time, the general stopped suddenly, glanced at the sergeants in front of him, suddenly stretched out his arm, pointed at the haystack behind, and shouted loudly:

"Have you searched that pile of fodder?"

The general's sudden roar made all the sergeants present tremble in fright. None of them rushed out to ask the general's question. Instead, they all looked pale and lowered their heads, waiting for the general. Zhang Lian in the haystack was also frightened by the general's subsequent roars and roars. She was not frightened by the general pointing out her hiding place, but when she saw the general waving his hand and pointing. At that moment, the sword hanging on his waist was revealed, the sword that caused him serious injury.

At this time, Lu Jin, who looked in pain, covered his stomach with his hands, and stuck his butt out. Seeing that Zhang Lian had not spoken for a long time, he thought that Zhang Lian wanted to see his joke and deliberately chose to remain silent, so he said to Zhang Lian with great difficulty:

"You can read my jokes anytime, but never now, I...I...I really can't hold it in any longer..."

"You have to hold it in even if you can't help it," Zhang Lian shouted to Lu Jin with a serious face before Lu Jin finished speaking.

After hearing Zhang Lian's words, Lu Jin seemed confused and asked inexplicably: "Why?"

"There is no reason, because we have met a deadly enemy," Zhang Lian's face changed slightly, obviously she was afraid.

"who,"
Chapter completed!