Chapter 88 The Helper
Lu Jing had just finished saying this. Before he could finish his domineering pose, he covered his lower body with both hands and said with a twisted look on his face:
"Damn it. I promised to kick him with my legs. Why did the baby hit him again? I didn't say to use the Overlord Soul Seizing Gun. Damn it. How did this bitch's head grow? Apart from his face, he is just his fucking bones. .Why are you so damn hard? You killed me. Oops..."
As he said that, Lu Jin covered his lower body and jumped up on the spot with small steps. Just when Lu Jin was crying in pain, Hun Wuming, who had been knocked to the ground, also woke up and opened his eyes. .I identified the person on the head as Lu Jin. This is really a jealous enemy. I heard Hun Wuming lying there and yelling at Lu Jin:
"Lu Jin."
When Lu Jin heard the person under his butt yelling at him, he was so frightened that Lu Jin's heart skipped a beat and sank, causing his heart to press on his diaphragm, touching the nerves in his stomach, causing his stomach to accelerate peristalsis, causing the large intestine, small intestine, and ten The duodenum kept pulling and stirring. Finally, the shock was transmitted from the buttocks with a unique sound like: "Plop la la la~~~~~".
It is precisely because of this that a vacuum state was formed under Lu Jin's buttocks, where "thousands of birds flew away and thousands of people disappeared". Anyone who is not a brave warrior who has been tested for a long time will definitely not be able to withstand such a brutal blow from Lu Jin. .Even Lu Jin himself quickly covered his nose and murmured:
"Damn it. Being so frightened and farting so big and still smelling so damn stinky is really unprecedented."
Even Lu Jin himself felt that this was an unprecedented stinky fart. Hun Wuming, a germaphobe, took it with his proudest face. The consequences can be imagined. He can only use "cup" To describe his situation at this time: he was pale, rolled his eyes, foamed at the mouth, and kept squirming:
"You...you...how did you...fart...in...my face..."
Lu Jin pinched his nose. He turned around and looked at the miserable state of Wuming on the ground. He turned around and kicked him in the face and cursed:
"You are a bitch. I didn't fuck you to death in the open space. You bullied my wife when you came back. I have to fuck you to death. If you say you are clean all day long, I will step on you to death."
Lu Jin stomped dozens of times on Hun Wuming's face. Then he spat several times on Hun Wuming's face. From the beginning to the end, no one came out to stop him. It was Lu Jin who was chasing after him. They were shocked by the moves. They couldn't imagine that Lu Jin used only two moves to beat Hun Wuming, one of the "life-seeking souls" known as the assassin's ace, to unconsciousness. Lu Jin didn't understand. Before the routine, I didn’t dare to act rashly.
As for Zhang Lian on the wall, looking at Lu Jin in strange clothes, her heart felt as if she had knocked over a five-flavor bottle. All the sweet, sour, bitter, spicy, and salty emotions came to her heart. Then they turned into two lines of hot tears, rolling down her cheeks. A long time passed. After meeting, he yelled at Lu Jin:
"Lu Jin."
Lu Jin heard Zhang Lian's shouting and quickly turned around. Looking at Zhang Lian who was already crying and crying, he felt a little puzzled in his heart. How could his wife cry like this? Could it be that she was bullied by these idiots? Yeah. Well, it must be. Damn it. This guy who owes "day" dares to bully my woman. I really don't want to live anymore. Thinking of this, Lu Jin once again kicked Hun Wuming on the ground. He stepped on his feet and then said to Zhang Lian:
"Wife, don't worry. No matter what happens to you, you will always be my wife, Lu Jin. I don't care about chastity or chastity. As long as your heart is with me, tell me. These few How can these bastards who have a father but not a mother have bullied you? Tell your husband. He will definitely ask them to repay you twice as much."
Lu Jin spoke impassionedly, but what happened to Zhang Lian's ears? How did he hear it? Something was wrong. Originally, he was crying because he was happy to see him come back to life. But where did this evil thief go? It is precisely because of this that Zhang Lian, who had been full of excited and excited tears just now, had long since disappeared. Instead, her eyebrows stood on her head, her eyes were angry, and her face was drooped. She yelled at Lu Jin:
"You damn pervert. Why don't you die sooner?"
"Don't worry. Your husband's life was given by God. He has a great destiny. You can't just die if you die." Lu Jin didn't hear the meaning of Zhang Lian's words at all, and didn't care about the change on Zhang Lian's face. He replied to Zhang Lian's words without looking back. Then he shouted loudly to the other three people with a serious look on his face:
"Today I am here to fight to the death with you bastards. You actually dare to bully my wife. This time I have to let you know how powerful your Grandpa Lu is..."
Before Lu Jin could finish his words, there was a harsh friction sound in his ears. Before Lu Jin could react, there was only a crisp metal collision sound. A sleeve arrow and a steel ingot both fell to Lu Jin. In front of Jin, Lu Jin looked like this. A mocking smile suddenly appeared on his face:
"That's all you fucking have. You throw two concealed weapons at every turn. On that day, if you lose all your belongings, will you throw the balls between your legs as concealed weapons?"
"You..." Suo Qingqing wanted to take advantage of Lu Jin's speech and use a hidden weapon to kill Lu Jin. But he didn't expect that his sleeve arrows would come out faster, and the steel ingot would come out even faster. He hit his sleeve arrows hard. Luo. Not only that, he was also insulted by Lu Jin. He was so angry that he pointed at Lu Jin ruthlessly. His face turned red from holding back, but he couldn't say a word.
"What are you, you?" Lu Jin was speechless when he saw Suo Qingwu. His face was like a sunflower that hadn't seen the sun for many days. It was blooming with joy. He shouted at Suo Wuqing: "Aren't you crazy? Don't let others Are you making a noise? Well, I will make a noise for you today." With that said, Lu Jin cleared his throat, raised his voice, and shouted at Suo Qingqing:
"Suo Wuqing. I'm your grandma. I caught you today. I cut your penis first, and then chopped your balls. Your penis was like a fried dough stick, and your balls were like soaked balls. Then I went in with a knife. I used a white knife. The red knife comes out. I stab your heart; then the white knife goes in. The green knife comes out. I stab your gallbladder; I then go in with the white knife. Then the white knife comes out. I stab your brain; I continue to go in with the white knife. Then the yellow knife comes out. I I'll stab you in the pee; I'll go in with a white knife and come out with a fishy-smelling water knife. I'll stab you in the pee."
Lu Jin's words made Suo Qingwu very angry. Suo Qingwu, who originally liked to be quiet, could not endure such a noisy scolding. And the scolding was so frivolous and unremarkable. Suo Wuqing was so angry that his face turned red. It was like smoke was coming from all his orifices. His trembling lips screamed strangely. Then without saying a word, he threw his hands into the air. In an instant, more than ten sleeve arrows flew towards Lu Jin.
But what surprised Suo Qingqing was that he shot so many sleeve arrows. Lu Jin neither panicked nor evaded. Instead, he stood there with a confident smile on his face, hands on his hips, motionless. When Qingqing was wondering what was going on, he heard a series of "dinging, clanking" metal collision sounds. He looked back and saw that the dozen sleeve arrows he had shot were all knocked down by the same number of steel ingots. No one slipped through the net.
Just when Suo Wuqing was surprised, Ming Wuji looked at the Xiujian and steel ingots on the ground. His expression suddenly changed. He pulled Suo Wuqing's clothes and said with a serious face: "She is nearby. I recognize this steel ingot." .The third child and I were injured by this steel ingot."
"Yes. It's hers." Zhui Wuding on the other side also echoed.
Suo Wuqing listened to the words of the two brothers. Of course he knew in his heart who she was referring to. So he calmed down and winked at the two brothers. Then the three of them nodded in agreement. Then Suo Wuqing raised his head. He raised his voice and shouted into the vast night sky:
"If that's the case, then please ask this master to show up. It's not the behavior of a gentleman to keep hiding things like this."
"I'm not a gentleman. I'm just a weak woman." As soon as the words were said as crisply as an oriole, a white light suddenly flashed in mid-air. In an instant, it landed in front of Lu Jin. Then he waved his arms and put the ground on the ground. He picked up all the steel ingots. Then he turned around and sucked all the steel ingots into his sleeves. Then he stood up.
"Oh, what a skill. This is the style of a master." Seeing the woman in plain clothes appearing in front of him, Lu Jin hurried forward to greet her. He gave a thumbs up to the woman in plain clothes and kept cheering. But in the blink of an eye, his tone changed. It became a pity. He sighed and said: "Oh, I didn't expect these gang thieves to see it so quickly. I have to trouble Sister Fairy to come out personally. I'm really ashamed. After this battle is over, I will definitely do it for you. Sister, squeeze your shoulders and rub your back. Take off your clothes and take off your belt. Serve and serve my good sister well."
After a few words, the woman in plain clothes just rolled her eyes at Lu Jin and ignored him at all. There was nothing that could be done about it. Ever since Lu Jin used leaves and branches to weave such a strange skirt, the woman in plain clothes felt that this Lu Jin was not only He is extremely thick-skinned and very carefree. Take the leaf skirt he turned into, for example. After he finished it, he ran up to him, straddled his body, twisted his buttocks, and said it was Hawaiian style. He also asked what he thought. Is he sexy? I almost spit out yesterday's lunch when I saw it. I can still see how sexy he is.
The rest is on the way here. It doesn't matter if you don't know Qinggong. The hateful thing is that as long as you say one sentence, he can say ten or twenty sentences. And each sentence is not the same. You can feel sick or feel nauseous. . He simply kept silent. What he said was just in vain. Finally, this guy clamored to get down. So he took the opportunity to use him as a hidden weapon and beat out the thief who looked like a little girl. But he was not quiet for long. This guy started coming again. I had no choice but to continue to choose silence.
The woman in plain clothes here chooses to remain silent. But Zhang Lian over there is full of envy, jealousy, and hatred. She is so shameless. She does nothing. She only comes to seduce other people's men. This damn pervert The thief really deserves to die. He takes the bait as soon as he is hooked. He rubs his shoulders and back, undresses and takes off his belt. This heartless guy. I am so kind to him. How come I have never heard him say such a thing to this vixen? And it was in front of her. As she thought about it, Zhang Lian couldn't control her tears any more. They fell down again.
Chapter completed!