Volume 1

Ever since he accidentally peeked at Aunt Hua's bath that day, Goudiu'er had been extremely annoyed.

Aunt Hua's fair-skinned body always appeared in front of him, especially the two lumps dangling on her chest, which immediately made his lower body thicker, causing him to go to the toilet again and again.

run.

As soon as the rooster crowed for the first time, Goudouer woke up. The job was overwhelming again and he couldn't get on with it. He was puzzled as to how something that was usually so soft could grow so big all of a sudden.

? After a long time, I was still half-hard, so I had to get dressed, get a dung basket from the pig pen, and wanted to go out and collect some dung to accumulate fertilizer.

The people in the village are hard-working, but they are not young people like Goudiuer. Those who are older have already gotten up early to collect manure and accumulate fertilizer.

Goudiuer sang as he walked. He learned that song from his third sister-in-law who married from Shanxi. Third sister-in-law often sang, and he learned it as she sang - I want to kiss you and my wrist (that) is weak

, I couldn’t pick up a bowl with chopsticks. The thought of kissing made me excited, and I cooked dumplings and cooked a pot of yam eggs...

After walking around for a long time, he didn't see a pile of horse dung. It seemed that he was lagging behind others. Some uncle got up earlier than him, and the dung had already arrived in other people's dung baskets.

The sky was getting brighter and brighter, and the outline of the mountain village appeared. I was humming a tune and thinking about the two lumps of dog meat on Aunt Hua'er's chest, and then I realized that he was already on the road leading to Nanshan.

Goudiuer looked back while walking. He had lived in this small mountain village called Bangchuigou for eighteen years. In the summer morning light, the light mist enveloped Bangchuigou, like a woman's body under a gauze. Goudiuer

I love this view so much.

After finally finding two piles of cow dung, Dog Diu'er seemed to have found a treasure. He quickly put down the basket and shoveled the half-dried cow dung into the basket. "The crops are like a flower, and everything depends on fertilizer." This is what his father said. He

Dad Shi Lao Zhuan'er is a good farmer and has two brushes for growing crops, otherwise the people in their second team would not let him be the production team leader.

Seeing that we were getting farther and farther away from the village, we had already reached the foot of Nanshan Mountain. Goudiuer touched the work on his crotch, um, good, it has softened. His mood improved.

As long as those aunts and sisters-in-law see him setting up a tent, they will all come to touch him with ill intentions. No wonder, people say, "You can buckle the buckle even if you look like a crotch." This is most suitable for Goudiuer. He

His father's wife, Lao Zhuan'er, and his mother's wife, Sister-in-law, were both very ordinary-looking people who were put in a crowd to be teased and fucked. However, they gave birth to such a good-looking son. The ladies in the village said all day long that he was not good enough.

When he was a child, the sister-in-law next door loved to touch his penis: "Douer, what is this for?" As soon as he opened the villa, he didn't know how to answer. Later, when the waiter Zhuan'er told him, he got two very classic answers.

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"Diu'er, what is this for?"

"Pee!"

"What else are you doing?"

"Grow seeds!" Then he turned around and ran away. Because these two answers were so classic, people laughed every time he asked them. People asked them tirelessly, and he answered them tirelessly.

Now that he has grown up, people seem to have forgotten the name Shi Zaiduan.

When he was in school, the teacher also followed him and called him Goudiuer. Sometimes he hated his grandma, so why did he have such an uncultured nickname? His mother said that grandma thought he was too good-looking and she was worried that he would not be able to take care of him.

, saying that if you give a child a mean nickname, you will have fewer illnesses and disasters in the future.

It seemed that we were on the right track heading towards Nanshan. The harvest was quite substantial. The basket on his back was almost full of donkey dung, horse dung and cow dung. He sang the song "Want to Kiss" no less than ten times and decided to sing it again.

Then go home.

I looked around and couldn't even see any hair on my body, so I let go of my voice - I miss you, I miss you, I really miss you, I haven't eaten a single grain of rice in three days...

"Damn Goudiuer, what are you howling? You scared me!" Erxing appeared out of nowhere and shouted at him. It didn't matter. Goudiuer was so frightened that he moved back.

Big strides.

"Second sister, you are scary, so scary!" Patting his chest, Goudiuer took a step forward and put the dung basket on the ground.

"You got up early in the morning, and there are ghosts howling here. Are you scaring me or are you scaring me?" Er Xing's eyebrows were raised slantingly, and his eyes seemed angry and resentful. Goudiuer didn't know if that was called flirting.

"I am working hard to collect manure and accumulate fertilizer. Look at this big basket of manure..."

"Go away...it stinks like hell, you damn dog!" Er Xing said, "It stinks like hell", but did not step back. Instead, he took a few steps in his direction and pulled out his thick black braid.

He put it in front of his chest, tangled his fingers around it, bit his lip, and his face was a little red.

"Second sister, why are you here so early? Aren't you here to pick up excrement, right? What's wrong with your face?" Goudiuer saw her blushing and deliberately teased him.

"What's wrong? Is there something dirty?" Er Xing didn't answer the first half of the sentence, but he was particularly concerned about the second half and asked hurriedly.

"Haha...Second sister is feeling springy!" Goudiuer suddenly burst into laughter and sat down on the field ridge, patting his thighs in a non-verbal way.

"Damn boy, you're kidding me! Let's see if I don't strangle you to death." Er Xing rushed over with all his teeth and claws, and strangled Gou Diu'er's neck. A woman's body fragrance hit his face, and Gou Diu'er's body was so wet

The son stood up in response to the situation.

"Second sister, second sister... don't pinch me, oh, you are so cruel." Goudiuer was touched by Er Xing's soft body. He said in his mouth, but his hand involuntarily pinched Er Xing's little body.

The slim waist was hugged tightly.

"You damn thing, pretty boy, you have no good intentions. See if I don't strangle you to death." As soon as Er Xing exerted his strength, Gou Diu'er, who was sitting on the ridge of the field, was pushed down, and the two lips were pressed together for dear life.

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Time stopped here. Er Xing had eaten salt for a year longer than Goudiuer. The weapon underneath him was ready to go. She knew what was going on.

"Second sister, you smell so good!" Goudiuer murmured with his eyes blank, and suddenly pressed Er Xing's lips to his own. Both of them were raw, neither of them had been developed at all.

I didn’t know any technique, so I just chewed them together randomly.

In the early morning mist, the tut-tutting sounds of young men and women were particularly loud in the quiet air.

"Damn dog Diu'er, you bully me! Look, I won't complain to Shi Lao Zhuan'er!" Classmate Shi Zaiduan, who was immersed in lust, felt a drop of water fall on his face, followed by Er Xing

The "Bagua Serial Palm" was used, but it was not hit on the face, but on the shoulder.

Seeing Er Xing crying, Goudiuer couldn't help but feel nervous. He wanted to reach out to wipe away the tears, but he was afraid of being beaten by her again, so he retracted his hand. If Er Xing really told Shi Lao Zhuan'er

, his father, it would be strange if he didn’t skin him.

Seeing Gou Diu'er stupidly standing up with his hands on the ground, Er Xing burst into laughter: "Hey, do you like me?" This question stunned him, and it took him a while to answer.

nod.

"You look so bad!" Er Xing straightened his clothes, twisted his plump buttocks, and left.

Looking at Er Xing's back, Goudiuer's heart was suddenly filled to the brim. Er Xing is a good girl, hard-working and good-looking. The two of them often played together when they were children. They went to school in the same class and walked together after school.

, playing house, she treated him as his wife, "Er Xing, you treat me as my wife!" - This was the most domineering and revealing thing he said when he was a child.

After Er Xing grew up, the two of them didn't say much when they met, especially when there were many people. Goudiuer could detect that there was inexplicable emotion hidden in Er Xing's watery eyes. Her eyes were like embroidered flowers.

The needle would always make his heart tremble.

Er Xing's squirming back disappeared into the early morning mist. Goudiuer then picked up the dung shovel on the ground, put the dung basket on his back, and returned home with mixed feelings, no longer thinking about picking up dung.

Before he even entered the courtyard, he heard a commotion in his courtyard, with pigs squealing and his father's servant, Zhuan'er, scolding him.

The waiter Zhuan'er is a hard-working man. He "gets up at dawn to sweep the courtyard" - this job never requires supervision from the waiter's sister-in-law. The yard is very clean and even sprinkled with water.

"Dad, what are you doing this early in the morning?" Seeing Shi Laozhuan fighting desperately with an already big pig in the pig pen, Goudiu'er didn't know what was going on, so he asked.

"Your father is going crazy. When the pigs first fell in spring, I said they were allowed to be gelded, but he said they were not allowed to be gelded. Now I think about it again. I insist on gelding pigs. I'm crazy!" Sister-in-law Shi held a scoop of corn in her hand.

, there were a group of chickens surrounding the feet, struggling to grab the food at the feet of the waiter sister-in-law.

"What do you know, you damn old bitch? I'll do whatever I say, and you'll be chirping early in the morning!" Zhuan'er, the waiter, raised his thin, dark face and said angrily, "You damn bastard, why don't you come in?

Press the pig for me!"

"Can you gelding?" Piggybacking is a technical job that requires experienced people. In Goudiuer's impression, his father didn't seem to have these two skills.

"Have you underestimated your father? How difficult can it be to groom a pig? Why don't you just cut that guy off and give him some medicine? Who can't do that?" Shi Lao Zhuan'er had already grabbed the pig's tail again.

He desperately wanted to push the pig to the ground, but the little pig resisted fiercely and kicked his legs to break away from the thick hands of the old waiter Zhuan'er.

"Fei Xiang! Fei Xiang! It'll be fine if something happens to Xiang! I'll go find Li Laoguai." Sister-in-law Shi said and wanted to go out, but she was stopped by Shi Lao: "I think you dare to go? I'll go first."

I've captured you!"

Hearing his father say such words, Goudiu'er almost couldn't be happy. His father was really crazy. He quickly jumped into the pig pen and helped Shi Lao Zhuan'er fish out the pigs. Sister Shi stood at the door of the pig pen and scolded

I have to serve the old man Zhuan'er and can't lift his head.

There are two pigs in the pigsty, a mother and a son. This sow has a very strong fertility. She gave birth to twelve pigs in her last litter and sold eleven of them. The mother and son have been dealing with Shi Lao Zhuan'er for a while.

Just cheer for your own fighting ability.

The dog Diu'er jumped in, and the four pig eyes looked at him with hostility. He was a young man, and he was very agile. When he came in, he wanted to grab the piggy's hind legs, and he wanted to knock the pig down at once. The piglet was also flexible enough.

, slipped between the legs of the old waiter Zhuan'er.

Just as Goudiuer was about to turn around, the sow rushed over with her head shaking. The old waiter Zhuaner kicked her hard at the side. The kick was so strong that the sow staggered and fell to the ground, revealing two rows of plump breasts.

"White Button".

As soon as Goudiuer saw the two rows of "white buttons", the two buttons on Aunt Hua'er's chest flashed into his mind. The scenery above Erxing's two buttons was definitely more beautiful.

As soon as he was distracted, the little pig came over again and bumped him hard. The dog lost his balance and sat down in the pig trough, and picked up a thin lump of water with his right hand with great accuracy.

on things.

He raised his hand and saw, what is it if it's not pig manure? Goudiu'er was furious and cursed in his heart: "I'm in heat, you are in heat too! Damn piggy, I have to kill you!" Before the little pig ran away, Zhan Zhan
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