Volume 1 Chapter 3 That job is not going to work anymore

Ever since Erxing and I broke through the layer of window paper, the two of them secretly made appointments from time to time, met each other, etc., but they could never break through the last line of defense. At the critical moment, Goudiuer always retreated.

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Recently he was reading a book about love. The cover of the book is no longer available. He borrowed it from a classmate. The book said that if you love someone, you must respect her and don't take away her virginity easily.

Although Er Xing sometimes takes the initiative, kissing, cuddling, hugging and nibbling, and doing the job of treating Dog Diu'er with high morale and burning up his heart, Gou Diu'er always wants to let go of the most beautiful moments.

to the wedding night.

The more he behaves like this, the better Er Xing feels about him. She knows that if it were any other man, several of her would be dismantled and eaten.

Goudiuer was suffering. He was caught on fire again and again, and he resorted to unconventional methods to put out the fire again and again. He really doubted himself whether he could persevere.

Er Xing was chattering again. He went to the grove to the east of the village and saw each other after dinner. He was a little afraid of Er Xing. This damn girl was so enthusiastic. He was really afraid that he couldn't help but "fire". He was afraid of returning, and she was very special.

I want to hold her in my arms, I want to hold her and listen to the insects singing together.

After dinner, Goudiuer had nothing to do, so he told his parents to go find a third party, go to the neighboring village of Xingyue Bay to watch a movie, and then walked out.

The grove is very quiet. The night wind makes the leaves rustle. There is a creek next to the woods, and from time to time there are a few frogs chirping. Crickets and grasshoppers also come to join in the fun, creating a pastoral symphony.

The vague light of the first quarter moon shone through the branches, and the grass on the ground was vaguely visible. I was a little anxious waiting, so I hummed "Want to Kiss" in a low voice, and wandered around in the woods. When I passed a small pile of branches, I didn't know what happened.

He stumbled. Goudiuer became curious and wanted to open the pile of branches to see what was causing the trouble.

While he was moving, his hand touched a lump of fleshy stuff. Goudiuer's heart rose to his throat and he continued to turn. When a white human figure with the character "big" in it appeared in front of him, he was frightened.

Jumping so hard.

Oh my God! That was clearly a woman! Even though the moonlight was unclear, you could still clearly see the two lumps on the chest. The hidden things on the woman's body were all displayed in the dim moonlight. Dog Diuer stepped forward and put his index finger on it.

The woman's nose and feet immediately seemed to be equipped with springs, and she ran back like crazy.

I met Er Xing on the way and called him, but he seemed not to have heard and ran back after him.

The waiter Zhuan'er and his mother were enjoying the cool air at the door, along with several men and women from the same village. When they saw two people running in, they thought something big had happened and they all stood up quickly. Gouduer continued to run into the house, and was greeted by the waiter.

Lao Zhuan'er shouted loudly.

"What are you doing, little kid? Why are you running like a wild donkey at night?" Goudiuer tripped over the bench at the door and fell straight to the ground, breathing heavily.

"Dad, someone is dead. Someone is dead in the woods to the east...a...a woman, a naked woman." After breathing for a while, Goudiuer finally said it.

"What? Dead person? How did he die?"

"Who tortured him to death?"

"Hurry up and report the crime."

"Oh, the feng shui in our village is bad, how could people die?"

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There were many people talking, and the scene immediately became chaotic.

"Dad, call the police over quickly, someone is really dead." Goudiuer regained his composure a little, got up from the ground, and didn't forget to straighten his hair. What's that called? The head can be severed.

Blood can flow, but hair can't be messed up.

"That's what happened..." Goudiuer finished describing the process of discovering the female body amid people's surprised expressions.

Soon, the news seemed to have wings and spread day by day. The public security personnel came and investigated Goudiuer. Goudiuer told the story again. Those who knew about it

When someone saw Goudiuer, he would ask him, and he would tell him over and over again without getting tired of it.

"Dou'er, are you hard when you see a naked woman?" the women asked him. Dog Diu'er blushed, "I was scared to death, are you still hard?"

"Ha... look at it, his face is red, he must be tough." The sister-in-law next door poked his forehead and said maliciously.

Goudiuer didn't speak. He knew the pain in his heart. Ever since he discovered the white human form and was frightened, his work was like a fallen eggplant, with his head drooping and his head drooping. But

Well, it saves you having to run to the toilet again and again.

He is already eighteen years old, and women really shouldn't make fun of him anymore. Sanlu often criticizes him and doesn't let him give face to the women who make fun of him. Having said that, if he lets him look down on others and "create" it, he

I really don’t have that good “cultivation”.

"Are you still a man? That's an ugly thing to say. Go up and beat that mother-in-law until her teeth are all over the floor. Just take care of things." Sanlu was afraid that the world would not be in chaos.

"If you live in one village or one household, why bother with that? 'Rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests.' If you can go outside and fight, what's the point of beating people in the village?" Goudiuer disagreed.

"Just find reasons for your bitch's temper. Hey, really, when you see that naked woman, do you react down there?" Putting it on Goudiuer's ear, Sanlu asked coquettishly.

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"Damn it, why are you asking? Why are you reacting? What a waste of reaction. I don't even know if this race of people is in charge of things." Goudiuer was angry. He had been holding this question in his mind for several days.

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"Hey, you're angry with me? Human race really doesn't work? Are you scared?" He poked his arm three times, with such a flat expression that his teeth were set in anger.

Soon, the case of the female corpse was revealed. The woman who died was the "village beauty" of Xingyue Bay. She was very beautiful, but a bit of a playboy.

She fell in love with another man. The previous partner was so angry that he asked her out and raped her. He was afraid that he would scream and strangled her neck until she lost all power.

"That woman deserves to die. Just because she looks good, she would trade this for that, right? She would have lost her life!" Sanlu came to tell Goudiuer about this.

In the past few days, he noticed something was wrong with Goudiu. "Douer, do you have any thoughts about the female corpse?" He was really convinced. He had asked the same question no less than ten times. "

She is a beauty. Even though she is exhausted, she is still a beauty..."

"You are talking about a dead man, and you are not afraid that the woman will turn into a ghost and haunt you? What have you been thinking about all day long!" Goudiuer said sternly.

To be honest, what Goudiuer was afraid of was that the woman would get involved with him. These days, he kept dreaming about a headless woman, riding on his body, working hard on him, and when he woke up, there was a woman underneath him.

As soon as I saw the beach, I remembered the death of Jia Rui in Dream of Red Mansions.

"Hey, I heard that that woman has five sisters, each one is more beautiful than the other. The youngest sister is comparable to Xi Shi." Sanlu's eyes flashed with lust, and Goudiuer suspected that this kid's chin would show up after a while.

Come down.

"Get out of here, you bastard!" Goudiu'er was very annoyed. He was annoyed when he kept standing up because of the dishonesty in his work, and he was even more annoyed now that he couldn't stand up. But this situation couldn't be done.

Tell others, including three-way.

At night, Goudiuer lay alone on the kang, touching the soft stuff underneath, staring at the beam, "Waiting at the end, waiting at the end, looking at the white flowers, why did they turn into

Are you like this? There will still be a long time to come. Without that job, I won’t even be able to find a wife!"

Er Xing made an appointment with him, but he didn't agree. When he was with Er Xing in the past, he was always hard at work and often pressed Er Xing's butt crack. Er Xing scolded him because of this, and he always laughed.

He laughed heartily, knowing that Er Xing was not really angry. Now that he is better, the "Xiong Feng" is gone, how can he be in the mood to find a partner!

Er Xing was sullen and angry. She had just gotten into trouble again. She didn't understand why Goudiuer didn't want to see her. She also thought about whether it was because of that dead woman? She secretly asked Sanlu, Sanlu

He said he didn't see any problem. It seems logically unreasonable for a grown man to be too scared to have sex because of this.

Sanlu supported his sister. Originally, he always felt that it was difficult to start with someone who was too familiar with her, but since he witnessed the "adultery" between the two that day, he has always been helping Erxing intentionally or unintentionally. "Fat water flow"

"Outsiders' field", it is better for a top-notch friend like Goudiuer to stay at home and enjoy it.

San Lu agreed to Er Xing and help her figure out why Gou Diu'er ignored him. San Lu had some dirty ideas, so naturally he wouldn't go and ask directly. He thought about how he could get the truth out of Gou Diu'er's mouth.

I thought about it over and over again, but my brain felt like it was stuck and I couldn't think of a good word to say.

Watching his son grow weaker day by day, Shi Lao Zhuan'er became anxious. "Damn it, is this kid scared? Why is he so listless all day long?"

"Yes, I can see it too. How about we take him to see the incense (asking the witches, magicians and men to dance, commonly known as 'seeing the incense')? Could it be that he was rushed by the female ghost?" Shi Lao Zhuan took out an incense stick.

Paper, poured the fine pieces of dry tobacco onto the paper, and took a deep puff.

"You should smoke less. My old bronchitis is caused by your dry cigarette!" Sister-in-law complained. She didn't know what harm smoking did to people. Anyway, when the old man smoked, she would cough, and she would make trouble with him.

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"Everything bothers you! The only hobby left is smoking, and you have to take care of it." Expressing dissatisfaction, the waiter Zhuan'er obediently poured the tobacco back into the cigarette bag and watched.

The old man's actions brought a smile to the corner of Sister-in-law's mouth. Even though this old man was so stubborn, as long as she mentioned her illness, he would obey immediately.

"I heard that there is a fairy in Shangma Rock who can see very well. Why don't you take Diu'er there to have a look." Seeing Zhuan'er, the old servant, bowing his head in thought, Sister-in-law Shi pondered for a moment and said.

"Are you talking about that old lady from Shang Ma Shi? No, her knowledge is too shallow. She only heard about her falling into Xian'er in the past two years. She is still more powerful than Xia Ma Shi. Didn't Sanlu Ma ask him to cure her?"

"If you don't tell me, I really forgot. That old Liu Daoxing is quite good. I saw him when I went there with Sanlu's mother. He has a white beard and looks like a fairy. Hey, that damn boy Diu'er has a tough temper.

Are you going to disobey us and not go?" Sister-in-law asked worriedly as she stopped her sewing.

"It's not up to him. If he dares not to go, I'll beat him up!" Zhuan'er, the waiter, habitually took out his cigarette ash bag and grabbed a handful of tobacco. He was about to get cigarette paper when he saw his wife staring at him.

He quickly put it back.
Chapter completed!