Chapter 129
"Fan Yitong!" Shui Shangmai shouted sternly.
"Brother!"
"Don't call me brother! I just want to hear you tell the truth. What is your relationship with this person? Why did he lie and say that he was a servant of Lu Yuanwai's family?"
"Brother, every word I say is true. He used to buy my fish. I have never asked who his servant he is. He said that I would take him to the other side of the river. After all, I was my old customer."
"It's so strange. This gourd was thrown from your boat."
Fan Yitong said: "Brother, the gourd can float, so how can it be said that it was thrown from my boat?"
"You said that, I'm not unreasonable, but we have patrolled the entire waters and have never seen any gourd thieves. But there are a few strangers on your boat."
"Brother, I have reported to you a long time ago. I have recruited some new brothers. You praised me at that time and asked me to recruit soldiers and build ships."
"Well, I know this, too."
The water chastity quickly walked in front of me again, and his heart might have been scratched a little, "What's your name?"
"My name is Zhou Farun!"
"Then why do you say you are a servant of Lu Yuanwai's family? What do you want to do? Say it! If there is a lie, it will sink you into the bottom of the lake. I will have no patience!"
But after thinking about it, I really don’t know how to make it up! I felt a little confused and had to look down at the thing with the red ribbon tied in it.
If I were the new leader of Funiu Village not long after, and when I came to Jingui Lake, I just wanted to meet my old lover for the last time, it would probably be even more troublesome. Maybe Dong Jie and Fan Yitong would have to be more involved.
It seems that the skill of making up lies is indeed called Kung Fu.
"I'll just tell you a brief moment! We have brothers who suspect you are a spy from Hulu Village. Do you want to attack our Jingui Lake? I heard that you have a new king named Niu Xian, who pretends to be a general. It's ridiculous! Did he send you here? Tell me! If you don't say it, you will have good fruits to eat!" The water rambler was really anxious, and he said a lot without saying anything.
The lies in my heart finally came out naturally. "The king is so wise and so sensible! I fled to Ruye County and did work for Mr. Lu's house for a short-term worker. Because I was a little lazy, I was driven out of the Mr. Lu's house. Sometimes, in order to save face, I lied to Mr. Lu's house."
"Then why do you say you are a death?"
"I thought you wouldn't bring me with you when you heard such unlucky things, because I really had something urgent to do."
"What urgent matter?
"It's hard to talk about."
I feel my face is a little hot, maybe it's really red.
"Tell me! You've got nothing butts out of your mind?"
I whispered, "I'm going to meet my lover."
A burst of laughter.
"Who do you like?"
I originally thought that it was Wang Furong, the daughter of the King of the Taidi Village, but then I thought that if the prostitute on the water had evil intentions and went to fight openly and secretly to rob him, wouldn't it cause trouble for Furong again? Suddenly, Lan Yan'er told me more than once that the fifth lady of the Beimen family was lustful, so she might as well arrange it on her. Anyway, I heard that the Beimen family is not easy to mess with.
"Speak quickly! If you don't say anything, you will chop your head!"
"The Wu Niang of the Beimen Family."
Shui Shangmai laughed loudly, "I think you are talking nonsense. You can't even get in the Beimen family. Do you think you're crazy about that Wu Niang?"
"Well, I can't help if you don't believe me. My appearance is not ugly, it can only be considered strange. Anyway, I still look quite charming. Of course, this is not my boast. It was the Wu Niang of Beimen who praised me on the spot on the bed. You have also seen this figure, let alone..."
"Fart!" The water boy looked very angry, "Don't always talk about yourself, I want to hear how you hooked up with Wu Niang?"
"I understand some medical skills, so in order to make a living, I pretended to be a doctor in the martial arts world and walked around the streets. One day, I didn't want to meet Wu Niang, so she invited me to her house to see her, and she got the chance. As soon as we got to know each other, we naturally had our own needs."
The water boy moved to my Adam's apple. "What disease did Wu Niang have?"
"Do you have to say this?"
“Must!”
"Oh, it's really hard to say!"
"Don't talk nonsense, just say it!"
"She often smelled badly in her lower body, so she was neglected by the officials of the North Gate. It was me who cured her and was favored by the officials of the North Gate."
"But when I went to Yushuihuan to see you, you didn't dress like a doctor?"
"I can't always pretend to be a doctor? The doctor is too eye-catching."
"Beimen Wu Niang is really your lover?"
I nodded.
"Do you know what her name is?"
"Her surname is Zuo and nickname is Qingqing."
"Zuo Qingqing! So annoyed! So annoyed! I have always wanted to get Zuo Qingqing, but I failed several times and I actually got you, the dog! No matter who the hell is, I'll say, Shenhu!"
I'm going to make a long time of lies, why is this the result?
A pirate pointed at Dong Jie and asked, "King, what's wrong with this little girl?"
"What can I do? She is not wrong. She sent it back to Yushuihuan. If you want to taste something, go find her. Release the bondage for Fan Yitong and Xiaojie, so that they can also see how this beast that has slept with Zuo Qingqing slowly sinks down."
It seems that it’s okay to sleep with others, but Zuo Qingqing will have something to do. Today, I’ve made up lies to memorize some lies.
I was taken to the edge of the island.
The moon is still like a hook. It is still beautiful, but I have no intention of watching it.
Before dying, let’s look at Dong Jie.
Hmm, this woman is not anxious about me at all. However, this is good. The more ruthless you are to me, the less you will be implicated.
I heard the water boy say, "I will let you die to understand before dying. That day, I was telling fortunes on the roadside, and the man only wrote eight words for me, 'The hero on the water, full of green eyes'. When I asked him again, he didn't say anything. At this time, a lady came, and the fortune telling plop came to her and said that she had the appearance of a princess. I didn't say much else, and turned around and left. This lady is indeed a lovely person. I wanted to look at her a few more times, but she was carried away when she entered the sedan chair. Later, when I asked, I found out that she was the fifth lady of the Beimen family. After I asked again, I realized that she was Qingqing. It seems that my water hero will be full of green eyes one day. I have already made a vow that anyone who has been sleeping with Zuo Qingqing should kill him. I didn't expect you to be the first one, which is such an honor!"
At this time, I didn't want to say anything anymore and closed my eyes.
Several thieves fell a stone on me, raised me and shouted "one, two, three" and were about to throw it into the water... Suddenly, a man in black rushed out of the water, with a black veil on his face. As soon as the thieves shouted "There is an assassin", a flying knife flew towards the water...
"Brother!" Fan Yitong pushed a handful of water, but he was hit by a flying knife and fell to the ground on the spot. I almost shouted "Brother".
"I have to ask your dog to live today!" Hearing the sound, the man in black was a girl. Could it be that this is Shui Jingjing?
The woman in black held a steel fork and chased her up to prostitute. The thieves intercepted and beat her. She used the fork while using the flying knife, and many thieves fell down.
The water squid was holding a machete in his hand and fought with the woman in black. The water squid was really well-known. He beat the flying knife out and pressed the woman in black step by step.
After all, there are many thieves, and the woman in black is a little overwhelmed.
"Catch her! I want to live! I have good meat to eat tonight!" Shui Shangbae laughed.
I actually forgot my safety and kept sweating for the woman in black.
Seeing that the woman in black was not in the forefront, she was not in love with the battle. She took the opportunity to jump into the water. Under the reflection of lanterns and moonlight, waves appeared on the water, very beautiful waves...
Several thieves also jumped in.
Shui Shangpiao walked to Fan Yitong, squatted down and touched him, "I'm still angry, hurry up and take it down to treat his injuries!"
Fan Yitong was carried away.
Shui Shangmai said, "You must learn from Fan Yitong, this is the good brother! You really shouldn't have hit him just now!"
Several thieves crawled out of the water, "Brother, I didn't catch it!"
"A bunch of food! You can't catch it if you know you're not going to catch it. You have to study with Fan Yitong well, not afraid of you being incompetent, but fear of being greedy for life and death. Didn't that Yue Pengju say? Civil officials don't love money and military officials don't care about their lives, so this matter is easy to deal with! Damn, do you know where this crystal crystal has gone?"
One said: "I heard it was at the Beimen Family."
"It seems that I have to beat this Beimen family hard! If this crystal crystal is not removed for a day, I will never have peace. She has stabbed me five times. If this is the case, I will die at her hands sooner or later."
One said, "Brother, is this guy still sinking into the lake?"
"If you want to kill him, you will be afraid of something? Shen! Hurry up and let me Shen!"
I was finally thrown into the lake by several thieves shouting "one, two, three". I couldn't see whether it was a beautiful splash.
I was a little breathless, but it floated up in a short while.
"Cake it up!"
I was hooked up with a long hook again.
The water prostitute circled around me, and even touched me like a ball, "Damn it, it's so strange, how could it not sink into the bottom?"
One said, "Master, is there any help from God? Is it that he can save his life?"
"Don't let your mother gossip! I don't believe in this evil! I tie this millstone up for me, and if it doesn't sink, I will dive into the water and drown immediately."
Several thieves tied up the millstone and pushed the millstone and I into the water for a long time. I felt like I was slowly sinking.
The noise on the island is getting less and less.
I seemed to see a lot of fish and shrimp swimming towards me, turning around me, some kissing my body, and some pulling the red ribbons tied to the thing.
I was a little worried. If a bad fish came over and ate the thing first, wouldn’t it be very incomplete when I entered another world?
In a trance, I seemed to see He Yiduo, "Brother, why are you here?"
"I'll take a look at you. I miss you, Xiaoduo!
But in the blink of an eye, nothing can be seen.
I feel like I am floating and ups and downs. I don’t know the importance, the depth, and the human affairs.
When I woke up, I found myself lying in the mudflat.
I sat up and found that the thing was covered by a large lotus leaf. I opened it and saw it intact, so I relaxed.
It was a good morning. The fiery sun rose slowly from the mountains and rivers, the clouds in the sky were red, and the water nearby was red.
Chapter completed!