I led Xiaolu to Mo Yu's room, where Mo Yu was painting her eyebrows. I said, "It's late at night, what kind of eyebrows are you painting on?"

Mo Yu said: "I do!"

"Her name is Xiaolu. You can use her for a day or two, and then I'll give you another one!"

Mo Yu saw Xiaolu and me and smiled, "Okay! The note is quite upright! Can you dance?"

"I know a little."

"If you mess with me, you have to dance!"

I walked out. I found Dong Rong and gathered several leaders together and said, "Tonight, everyone must sleep with their clothes on. Allocate some men and horses to ambush. The field thief must send someone to rescue his sister. They must never come back."

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If this prediction is accurate, I have to thank Zhiling. When working with these ladies, I will always suddenly think of something.

When they arrived at Lan Yan'er's place, the girl said, "Ms. Lan was a little uncomfortable and went to bed early."

I said, "If she feels uncomfortable, tell her to get up quickly."

Lan Yan'er asked in the bedroom: "What's wrong? What happened?"

I said: "You organize your wife to move out of Xifang Garden as soon as possible. Those who can find a place to live will find it by themselves. Those who can't find a place to live in Furong's courtyard and squeeze in. There is probably going to be a show in Xifang Garden tonight.

bloody battle."

After a while, Xifang Garden was empty. At first, Xia Da refused to leave and insisted on staying with me. I fooled her and she reluctantly left. Xifang Garden was temporarily lurking.

Got some soldiers.

Dong Rong and Yang Ruolan were guarding some women's children in Furong Courtyard, Meng Fei led his troops to ambush outside the village, White Arm Ape led a few people to guard the gate of the village, and Gufeng led someone to ambush in Hechang Hall.

I was in Xifang Garden with Calabash Monk and others. Not far from Xifang Garden, when I returned to Xinxin Courtyard, the people from Jinchai Courtyard also moved out and hid in Furong Courtyard.

Feeling that it was still early, he drank with Calabash Monk, Liu Dehua, Jiao Xingmeng, Li Dachui and others.

Everyone drank and chatted, and gradually got into the mood. Liu Dehua said: "Why don't we be arty and write a thimble poem each person in a sentence? We are not poets, so it is more or less fine. If you can't say it, you will be punished with a drink and you have to tell a joke."

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Jiao Xingmeng said: "I don't know how to do this. Come on."

Li Dachui said: "I'm not afraid, so what are you afraid of? It's just drinking."

Jiao Xingmeng said: "Okay! Who comes first?"

Liu Dehua said: "Of course it's the Ox King. He comes up with the first sentence, and then goes around in circles."

I drank a glass and said smoothly: "Hibiscus was born on the Qiu River."

Liu Dehua drank the wine and said: "There is a light boat carrying the fragrance of flowers."

Everyone praised it.

The Gourd Monk held the cup and said, "Smells, smells..." and the wine overflowed. He slapped his forehead and said, "The fragrance overflowed the golden cup like running water." He raised his neck and drank the wine.

Jiao Xingmeng said: "No, no, this is porcelain, where is the gold cup?"

The gourd monk said: "What do you know? If you want it to be porcelain, it is porcelain. If you want it to be gold, it is gold. Everything is as you wish. It's your turn, kid. Hurry up!"

Jiao Xingmeng drank his wine and said, "Which word should I use?"

Li Dachui said: "Water!"

Jiao Xingmeng smacked his head and mouth, blinked his eyes and said, "A glass of water and wine is so damn beautiful!"

Jiao Xingmeng raised his thumb and said: "How is it? Is it very unique? Is it a quatrain?"

Liu Dehua said: "Not so good. How many words have you changed out of the seven words? You should rhyme with the first and second sentences, but not the third one."

Jiao Xingmeng said: "Whatever rhymes or doesn't have a certain number of words, just read it smoothly. Hibiscus grows on the Qiu River, and there are light boats carrying the fragrance of flowers. The fragrance overflows the golden cup like running water, and a glass of water and wine is so damn beautiful! You guys say Is it going well or not?”

Li Dachui said: "Shun, shun, damn shun! But your sentence is the least poetic!"

Liu Dehua smiled and said: "Just because of your memory just now, just connect these few sentences together and forget it. It's time to give it a sledgehammer!"

Li Dachui drank two glasses of wine in succession and said, "Everyone with the surname Jiao has made it into a quatrain. What else can I say? I'll punish myself with one glass of wine and tell you a joke."

Li Dachui wiped his mouth and said: "Two boys were playing together and they agreed to rub each other's butts. One of them didn't clean up well. After doing it, the other ran away. The one who got fucked chased them to their house and cried, 'I want to pay back.'" I want to pay you back!" His mother didn't know what was going on, so she came out and tried to persuade her, "Student, don't cry. What did he owe you? I'll pay you back for him."

Everyone laughed after hearing this, and continued to write thimble poems. Most of them punished Jiao Xingmeng and Li Dachui for drinking. Li Dachui could tell some jokes, but Jiao Xingmeng couldn't even tell a joke, so he was punished even more.

After holding on for a while, I figured it was time, so I hid in various houses and waited for the thieves to come.

Around the first watch, I heard a white-armed monkey jumping on the roof and shouting that there was an assassin.

Not long after, the torch was lit, and a masked man entered the copper nestle, and they exchanged hands with each other.

"We've been fooled, run!"

When I heard the voice of the red-robed general, I secretly rejoiced, "Don't let him escape! If you catch the red-robed general, there will be a big reward!"

"Kill! Capture the red-robed general!" All the soldiers rushed towards the red-robed general like a flood. Of course, the red-robed general at this time was dressed in black and his face was covered, so he could not show his former glory, but his kung fu But it was still impressive, knocking down many of my soldiers and breaking through the encirclement. Gourd Monk and I joined hands and chased the red-robed general.

"How can you be considered a hero if you beat one by several?" the red-robed general protested.

"If I catch you, I will be a hero!" I was a little unreasonable.

After breaking out of Xifangyuan, the ambush soldiers from Hechang Hall also swarmed out to intercept the escaping masked men. Although those masked men were all very skilled, they couldn't stand up to the large number of us, and it didn't take long for them to be defeated. East, west, falling down, running around, being beaten to pieces...

The general in red robe wanted to escape alone, but an arrow shot him in the buttocks. The general in red robe was jumping up and down in pain with the arrow. The gourd monk took the opportunity to capture the general in red robe.

The few masked men who escaped from the stronghold were beaten to death by the prisoners outside the stronghold.

In a moment of excitement, I ordered someone to escort the red-robed general to Hechang Hall.

"Send your name!"

"Your grandfather is Shen Xiaoyang, a man who is famous among all the armed forces and has great power over the enemy."

"Have you heard of it?"

Answer: "No!"

"Seeing as you are still a good man, what's the point of hanging out with that farm thief? If you win, the credit won't belong to you. If you lose, you will definitely have to bear the blame for him. I have long known that the farm thief is someone who seizes the merits of others and uses his power to bully others and secretly cause harm. Villain!"

"I, Shen Xiaoyang, don't do things for anyone, but for me, the Song Dynasty!"

"A piece of loyal jade pot is respectable and respectable! Although we are bandits, we still care about the common people and serve the court. Wouldn't it be better if you could fight side by side with us to fight against the Jin soldiers?"

"A thief is a thief after all, and how many of them have a good ending? I would feel extremely humiliated if I, the dignified member of the court, associate with you crooked melons and jujubes! Today I will let you see how handsome I am again. "After Shen Xiaoyang finished speaking, he realized that his hands were tied behind his back and shouted, "Take off my clothes!"

I waved my hand, and several people came up and pushed Shen Xiaoyang down and took off his pants. Shen Xiaoyang struggled and shouted, "I want to expose my upper body, but I don't let you take off my lower body, you male hooligans!"

There was a burst of laughter.

The dragon coiled around his buttocks, the arrow pierced the dragon's body, and the dragon's tail reached his ankles.

Guo Lian laughed and said: "Handsome! Handsome! He is so handsome that you are stunned! He is a handsome dragon, not a handsome man!"

There was another burst of laughter.

"That's all! If you don't surrender it, what's the use of keeping it? Push it out and chop it down!"

"If you cut it, cut it off. We are born as human beings, but when we open our eyes and close our eyes, what is there to be afraid of?"

Dong Rongshan said: "Please, Your Majesty, be merciful. I think this kid is a rare talent. Why don't we spare him from death and imprison him first. Let him think carefully about whether to surrender or not!"

"What are you thinking? It's hard to keep people like this. That's all. I hope he also has the heart to resist the Jin Dynasty and be patriotic, so let's go back to the mountains! He will follow Zhang Jun and Tian Shizhong to be popular and drink spicy food, and he can also be promoted and make a fortune! Then it will be fulfilled for him!"

Shen Xiaoyang said: "What are you talking about? Don't insult me ​​like this, okay? How can I, a seven-foot-tall man, seek death for promotion and fortune? To be honest with you, if I hadn't been in the court, I would have wanted to Stay and fight against the Jin soldiers with you. Forget it, I have issued a military order anyway. I will die if I go back, and I will die here. Why don't you chop me with a knife and let me sacrifice my life for charity!"

"Oh, what military order did you issue?"

"I insisted on coming to save his sister, but he refused to let me come. He was afraid that I would make a mistake, so I issued a military order. If he saved his sister, he would betroth her to me. If he could not save his sister, he would behead her. I."

"Either he returns home with a beauty in his arms, or he goes to die for a beauty! He is also a lustful person."

"When you are born, who is not good at lust? Mountains, water, wood, flowers, men and women. Anyone who is superior will be loved by everyone. If you love with restraint and courtesy, you can still be regarded as a gentleman!"

"I have some insights after saying this! That's all, that's all, I'll just let you take Tian Pujun away and let you be a lustful gentleman, how about that?"

"Your Majesty, no!" Everyone stepped out to stop him.

Shen Xiaoyang said: "The honest man will not be eaten by others! If I saved him, I would take him away. If you gave him as a gift, how can I take it?"

"Okay! Let him go!"

"No!" Jiao Xingmeng said, "Brother, don't listen to his clever words. This guy must be deceiving us. Even if a military order is issued, the field thieves don't necessarily want to kill him. They must keep him." He has to sacrifice his life for him. If you let him go, he will kill many more people in the village!"

"Yes, yes, brother can't let him go!"

"A gentleman's word is that a horse cannot be chased! Since I said let him go, I let him go!" I waved my hand, and several people came up and untied him.

Shen Xiaoyang picked up his pants, turned around and left, covering his buttocks.

When I returned to Xifang Garden, I was the only one in such a big place, and I was a little excited, so I couldn't sleep for a while.

Walking randomly in the dark night, I suddenly felt a little sad.

In fact, this is it——

Sometimes you feel that this world is very chaotic and a big mess;

Sometimes you feel that this world is very lonely, you are alone in this empty wilderness;

Sometimes you feel that the world is so dirty that you don’t even want to look at it;

Sometimes you feel that the world is so clean that there is no one left in it.

When I think of these things, I look more like a poet. When I put down the butcher knife, my poetic nature flourishes. When I raise the butcher knife, my animal nature emerges. Human beings, perhaps, are not born weird.

A tall young lady came from a distance holding a lantern. She looked like a ghost, which frightened me into a cold sweat. I hurriedly hid behind the boulder...

I wanted to see her but was afraid to see her, so when I poked my head in, I saw that she had hung the lantern on the tree, and suddenly got into the hut. I became a little bolder, thinking that if it was a ghost, I probably wouldn't have to go to the hut. I was about to

I ran over to see what was going on, but then I thought, ghosts are transformed by humans, maybe just like humans, they have to eat, drink, and defecate.
Chapter completed!