Chapter 6: This Is How I Eat Ice Cream
Well? I touched the voluptuous girl's breasts up and down, left and right, but found nothing. I pinched them carefully, but there was still nothing.
The coquettish girl thought that Chu Tianyang would be too weak to touch it, but Chu Tianyang not only touched it, but also rummaged through her breasts like a box.
"You dare to lie to me? Give me my money back!" Chu Tianyang's eyes were filled with anger. In just a few minutes, Chu Tianyang successfully transformed the blackmailed money into psychologically.
For one's own money, that kind of anger and loss is completely a normal reaction after a person loses something.
In fact, even the coquettish girl wondered if she really took this guy's mobile phone, and it was a mobile phone worth 5,000 yuan?
"I...I'll give it." Seeing that Chu Tianyang was really about to go berserk and there was no possibility of showing mercy, the coquettish girl quickly took out the money box from under the cabinet, quickly ordered five thousand yuan and handed it to Chu Tianyang.
On hand.
"Huh? Just five thousand yuan?"
"Oh, I forgot, there are still some mistakes made by some little brothers..."
"Loss of work pay."
"Yes! The total of lost wages, mental damage fees, and shock compensation is...yes..."
"The total is 3,000 yuan."
"Yes...the total is three thousand yuan."
The voluptuous girl almost cried. She hunted geese all day long, but she was pecked and blinded by geese! Who am I looking for to offend whom? I went out for 8,000 yuan for no reason, and there were three unconscious guys lying on the ground.
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Watching the three children packing their bags, the voluptuous girl's heart bleeds.
"Oh, let's just blackmail him from now on. The money will come quickly, what do you think?" Chu Tianyang stuffed a thick dozen of money into the second artillery's underwear pocket and pulled the zipper tightly.
"Whatever brother Tianyang says, we will do it."
Chu Tianyang winked and deliberately said loudly to Xiaopang and Erpao: "We have returned home with a full load today. We will go see our eldest brother who is in high school later. We will stay one night and go directly back to Shagang Town tomorrow."
Erpao asked understandingly: "Which brother from high school is this?"
"You forgot, when we were leaving, dad asked us to see Brother Lu Pingtao from County No. 1 Middle School."
"Lu Pingtao, Lu Pingtao. Hum hum, I will definitely kill you little bastards!" After Chu Tianyang and the others walked away, the coquettish girl slowly stood up and said bitterly.
Downstairs, Xiaopang and Erpao had already laughed together in order to teach Fat Mao (Lu Pingtao) a lesson without having to do anything themselves.
"Brother Tianyang, we are considered rich people. Can we find a place to eat something delicious?" Xiaopang had just walked through two streets and his saliva was almost dripping. Looking at the dazzling array of delicious food on both sides of the street, he couldn't help but
I want to have a great meal.
Seeing that it was still early, Xiaochuang’s second uncle gave them his home address and told them to take a taxi and go home directly after five o’clock. It was still early, so the few of them could still go shopping and familiarize themselves with the terrain to prepare themselves for future crimes.
Lay the foundation.
"It's too hot today, what should we eat?"
"Eat ice cream! Eat ice cream!" Xiaopang jumped up and down. In his memory, there was only one time when he and his father came to the county town to sell seafood. His father was so happy that he bought him the smallest ice cream. That was the only time.
, the little chubby kid can never forget the sweet and delicate feeling of ice cream.
"What is ice cream? I think I heard the teacher say it." Erpao scratched his head and tried to remember.
Chu Tianyang said: "Ice cream? It's like a piece of shit, right? I've seen it, but I've never eaten it."
"Brother Tianyang, why do you talk so disgustingly? You talk about everything, damn, you know it tastes good when you eat it." Xiaopang pointed to the opposite side: "Quick, quick, quick! There is an ice cream shop opposite, and there is still some leftovers.
Let’s take a seat by the window!” After saying that, he rushed over at a speed that was not commensurate with his weight.
Chu Tianyang and Erpao smiled at each other. Fatty was usually very slow, so he had a strong ability to withstand attacks. But as long as there was delicious food, Fatty, who was slow, would turn into a monster with a nose that is as sharp as a dog's spirit and that can run faster than a rabbit.
Chu Tianyang was puzzled by this. He often beat Xiaopang severely in his spare time and asked Xiaopang whether he would sell himself and Erpao if someone gave him a bowl of noodles one day.
The tropical afternoon is the hottest time of the day, and the ice cream shop is full of people. Seeing Chu Tianyang and Erpao come in, Xiaopang excitedly waved his hands and shouted: "Here, Brother Tianyang, here, here."
"Although it is unbearably hot outside, the ice cream shop is quite comfortable and comfortable. The high-power vertical air conditioner is turned to the maximum, and people sitting inside don't feel any heat at all.
With a 'pop' sound, a list was thrown on the table. "What can you order?" Chu Tianyang looked up and saw a young but pretty woman staring at him casually.
"Auntie, we want ice cream, all kinds of ice cream." Xiaopang's mouth was almost drooling, and he didn't even look at the order. In his eyes, only ice cream is the most delicious cold drink in the world.
"How many do you want?"
"Piece? Ice cream is sold by the piece?" In Chu Tianyang's impression, ice cream should be sold by the piece he said."
"Please tell me how many you want. With so many people here, who has the time to spend with you here?" The beautiful woman was a little impatient. These little country bumpkins came to the city and they didn't even know how to sell ice cream. Could it be that they were from here?
Drilled out of a crack in the ground?
"Well, let's get a hundred ice creams first. If it's not enough, I'll ask for more." Looking at Little Fatty's appearance, Chu Tianyang felt that he and Er Fatty should eat quickly, otherwise a hundred ice creams might not be enough.
Little Fatty ate it by himself.
"How much? One...hundred ice creams? Children, you have to think about it, the ice cream will not be returned or exchanged once it is on the table." The beautiful woman was obviously surprised. The three children ate one hundred sticks.
, what an international joke.
Chu Tianyang looked at Xiaopang's disappointed look and wished he could kick him to death. He glared at Xiaopang fiercely, raised his head and said to the beautiful woman: "I'm sorry, auntie, it's not a hundred."
The beautiful woman rolled her eyes at Chu Tianyang: "Let's just say, how can anyone eat so much? How much is it? Please tell me quickly."
"I mean one hundred is not enough. We want two hundred ice creams."
The beautiful woman obviously misunderstood the children's requests for ice cream as a prank on her. Her plump breasts rose and fell spectacularly with anger, and she glared at Chu Tianyang and the three of them fiercely.
"Two hundred sticks, right? Okay! One and a half cents each, a total of three hundred yuan, pay first!" Soon, the beautiful woman woke up from her anger. Dare you tease me? I will let you know how powerful I am, first
Pay for it, if you can't afford it, I want you to look good!
As expected by the beautiful woman, Chu Tianyang and Erpao opened their eyes wide and opened their mouths.
Then one person punched Xiaochuang.
"Damn fat man, I want you to look good later, so much money is spent on so much ice." Erpao reluctantly took out a large amount of the money he had just extorted from his arms, counted out three and handed them to the beautiful woman.
After taking the money, the beautiful woman was at a loss.
"Go quickly! What are you doing standing there in a daze?" Looking at the waitress who stayed where she was, Xiaopang had a look of displeasure on her face. Damn, you were just standing here stupidly, delaying me from eating ice cream!
The waiter picked up the money and walked into the workroom in despair. Amidst the noise, Chu Tianyang's ears, which were sharper than a dog, heard the startled sounds of several people in the workroom.
"We want two hundred...isn't that a lot of ice cream in their opinion?" The three little heads came together to study.
"Shouldn't it? I think two hundred sticks...are barely enough for food."
The second artilleryman's eyes glanced around and then he said with a smile: "Brother Tianyang, this thing really can't be retreated. Look at the leftovers they eat. It really looks like a lump..."
Er Pao covered his mouth and was having fun with Chu Tian, but Xiao Pang sat there angrily, glaring at the two of them fiercely from time to time, as if he wished he could carve out pieces of flesh from their bodies.
Chu Tianyang stretched out his hand and poked Erpao: "You have insulted the sacred food in Fatty's heart. Be careful and he will fight you tooth and nail."
Second Pao said with disdain in his eyes: "Brother Tianyang, with his skin, he can fool outsiders. He can only do it against you, but against me, I can beat him half to death, hehe."
After a while, the waiter and another waiter came over with a large basin of ice cream.
He put it down on the table with a bang and said angrily: "This is the ice cream you want! Eat it!"
"No, Auntie, there's a cone under the ice cream? We paid for it..."
The waiter stared at the fat boy and opened his mouth, but he couldn't find any reason to refute. Logically speaking, an ice cream shop should have one ice cream and one cone, with two hundred neatly placed on the floor. But this waiter wanted to tease this person.
A few kids worked hard and brought up a whole tub of ice cream. Although this tub was enough to make more than 200 ice creams, the waiter didn't want to give them cones. In this way, the ice cream shop made more money.
Little did he know that when faced with delicious food, the usually dull-witted Xiaopang turns out to be an out-and-out mathematician, conspirator, and politician...
Seeing that the waiter wanted to take the basin back, and then looking at the weight of the big basin, Xiaopang sneezed into the ice cream, and a lot of spittle sprayed directly into the basin. The waitress was so angry,
From the moment the basin was brought up, everyone in the room was looking at this side. If it were brought back now, there would probably be few people in this room coming in the future. Chinese people believe that out of sight is out of mind, but this sight
If it's not clean, it won't be that simple.
Xiaopang scratched his head: "Brother Tianyang, I sneezed into our ice cream. I was too careless."
Chu Tianyang ignored him and directly stirred the basin with his dirty fingers and said, "Can't you tell?"
The waitress's lips were trembling and her face was ashen. This was considered a dumb loss. She should have spit into the basin if she had known better.
The cones are all made in the workshop, and the waiter picked out 200 cones that were a little bit broken and deformed and sent them over. This time, there was no shortage of cones. If these little country bumpkins ordered them all in front of so many people,
If so, my ice cream shop will really lose more than it gains.
After weighing it for a long time, the waitress could only knock out her teeth and swallow it.
When she walked over with these cones, she saw that a large bowl of ice cream had been eaten, and it seemed that she had finished eating it for a long time. Because the little fat man was yelling, "Give me the cone, give me the cone."
Chapter completed!