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Chapter 290 The Power of Pig Manure

Xiao Yun did not have an attack in view of the old village chief. In the eyes of Director Wu, as long as he could control the old village chief, the people in the mountain here could only allow him to oppress. This is the survival rule he learned in the big city. But obviously, he forgot that the survival rule in the big city does not apply to the mountain people, especially to Xiao Yun, a man who just struggled out of hell.

"You shameless person, you killed my master. Today I will kill you to comfort the spirit of the master in heaven!"

The heroine played by Luo Yulan was frosty at this moment, her eyes were filled with anger, and she scolded her angrily at a guy who looked like a vulgar embryo.

The vulgar embryo said with a smile: "Hehe, I said to Fairy Yu Xiao, don't be angry. In fact, your master is a hypocritical person. His heart is full of vulgar and dirty things. If I kill him, it is to eliminate harm for the people. It can even be said that I kill him is largely to keep your chastity well. Hehe, don't bite Lu Dongbin and don't know the good people's hearts!"

"Nothing nonsense, my master raised me since I was a child. I don't know which one is known as the gentleman's sword in the world. You scoundrel, not only use tricks to harm my master, but also speaks evil words and falsely accusing my master of reputation. If I don't kill people today, it is not enough to calm the hatred in my heart!"

I have to say that Luo Yulan has very good acting skills. At least, this gritting appearance is a bit real in Xiao Yun's eyes.

"You are kept in the dark and said that I slandered the old immortal? Do you think you hear the rat screaming every time you take a bath? Humph, that's what your so-called gentleman sword master made. He knows that you are most afraid of the rat screaming. As long as you hear the rat screaming, you don't dare to leave the pool half a step. When you are extremely nervous, you even close your eyes and don't dare to look at the surroundings. Humph, and the old immortal will sneak into the bathroom and play 'five to one' in front of you. I ask you, did you once take a shower and when you close your eyes, you suddenly get a milk-like thing shot in your mouth?"

Speaking of this, the guy saw Luo Yulan's female hero in contemplation and couldn't help but say proudly: "Hmph, now I think of it? These are not made up by me, I have seen them with my own eyes. I am greedy for lust, but I am a real villain, and your master is a beast in human skin. Hehe, from my opinion, you should follow me obediently. I promise to let you eat delicious food and drink spicy food. And I have enough 'milk'. Fairy Yu Xiao, hehe, you should be very good at tasting Yu Xiao, right?"

"Shameless traitor, at this moment, he still speaks dirty words and slanders his family master. I will never let it go today..." Before the heroine finished speaking, he heard the villain say something: "Look at the hidden weapon." Then the villain raised his hand and threw a stone at the heroine.

At this time, the opera was playing the high C part, and everything could pass at once, but unexpectedly, the stone thrown by the villain suddenly fell into Xiao Yun and the goose circle, hitting the aluminum goose food basin. Then there was a 'clang'. The goose inside the circle was frightened by the sound and screamed "angang'ang".

Director Wu was sitting next to the group of big geese. When he heard the shout, he couldn't help but shout: "Remember the sound quality of this section should be dealt with..."

Producer Liu quickly nodded and said flatteringly. After shouting a few times, the big geese saw that no one was paying attention to them, so they lowered their heads to eat on their own, ignoring those messy people or things.

Director Wu waved his hand depressedly. Producer Liu knew it and quickly signaled the prop staff to prepare. Two small and transparent rain lines tied with a stone and a dart-like thing made of iron. He pulled it along the cableway prepared in advance, and then the stone and the dart-made iron collided together.

At this moment, the camera turned, and there was a man in martial arts costume standing on the bamboo building, who was doing a dart-winning look.

"The bold traitor has used such despicable and shameless means! Do you know, who is the person you want to assassinate?"

The man shouted in a deep voice, then jumped, floated down the rope and slide, and a look of a hero came to his face.

The man landed beside Luo Yulan, looking at the villain with contempt. Then he knelt down to the heroine played by Luo Yulan and said, "I am the Jinyiwei Qianhu Ouyang, I am the one who pays my heart to pay homage to Your Highness. I am very late. I hope the princess will forgive me..."

When Xiao Yun heard the man's inappropriate words, he couldn't help but laugh. Although Xiao Yun knew little about ancient things, the so-called Jinyiwei Qianhu should not say "forgive me" on such occasions. Isn't a person who dares to say "forgive me" to his master? Isn't this a slut? What's the matter with? Is this director an idiot?

This thought flashed through Xiao Yun's mind and then felt relieved. The director was at least as close to an idiot. It would be understandable if he did anything.

The heroine played by Luo Yulan looked at the man kneeling in front of her in amazement. After a while, she said at a loss: "Who are you... who are you calling? Who... who is the princess again? Am I... me? Have you recognized the wrong person?"

And the man, I stood up, looked solemn, and punched Tianxu, "Your Majesty..."

When he said this, the man suddenly shut up and spitted a few spits. Luo Yulan and the villain also covered their mouths and noses and ran away from their original position. Among them, Luo Yulan even made a big leap because there was a hanging rope under her skirt. The most important point is that the woman was actually vacuum inside and was not wearing any underwear at all.

Of course, this is not something that Luo Yulan has exposed her complex, but according to the director's role, she wants the heroine to become a lewd (female), and finally she is a lewd) - the scene of the lund court. This is just a foreshadowing without wearing underwear.

Anyway, I didn’t dare to shoot such so-called secret history and something like that. It’s normal.

But unexpectedly, Luo Yulan's bare butt was very embarrassed in the eyes of the people around her.

Qin Qingwu turned her face at this time, her little face was red. The blood fox had a calm expression on her face. While eating stewed meat, she put her little mouth to Xiao Yun's ear and said with a mosquito: "I don't know how many men have ever been fucked by this woman, and it has turned carbon black there..."

Xiao Yun looked at the Blood Fox with an awkward look on his face and said nothing.

Although the Blood Fox said this, Xiao Yun knew that the Blood Fox had no rejection or demand for these things at all. Xiao Yun did not know whether the Blood Fox used his body to please men to complete the task. However, Xiao Yun knew that the Blood Fox did not regard her own body as a woman or a man's body, but only as a tool for killing.

For the Blood Fox, her body is for killing people. As for the body that looks like a woman or a man, it doesn't matter at all, and there is no way to change anything.

This is just like when Xiao Yun saw the blood fox naked in the bathroom. At that time, the first place the blood fox covered with a bath towel was the tattoo on her body, rather than the lower part of the chest that was more important to women.

Now the Blood Fox said this, just despising the so-called international celebrity. As for why she despises Luo Yulan, only the Blood Fox herself knows.

Just as everyone was looking at Luo Yulan with bloodshot eyes, producer Liu jumped and shouted: "Damn it, what's the stench coming from? Quick... Stop the machine..."

While jumping, Producer Liu ran to the old village chief and shouted: "Old village chief, what's going on? Our drama is going well, where is the stench coming from? It's so stinking... Look, look, what's going on..."

The old village chief was also stunned by the scene in front of him, especially the scene where Luo Yulan's white big butt was displayed in front of everyone. However, although the old village chief was a man, he was old and didn't care much about this. Hearing the Supervisor Liu jumping and roaring, he quickly sniffed his nose. At this time, the stench had already spread in front of them, so the old village chief quickly stamped his feet and said, "Producer Liu, don't worry, I'll go and see..." After that, the old village chief turned around and left.

Two minutes later, the old village chief came over with a strong middle-aged woman. As soon as he walked, he smiled with awkward expression and said, "Well, this is Zhaocai's aunt, from my village. She didn't know that art movies were being filmed here, so... well, I carried pig manure to water vegetables, I shouldn't have passed by here... Alas... I'm sorry, Director Wu..."

The old village chief said, and then quickly winked at the middle-aged woman, as if to make the middle-aged woman apologize. However, the middle-aged woman didn't even look at the old village chief's wink and said fiercely: "Old village chief, what you said is not right. People in the world have walked the road, and then I have been walking this road for decades. What do you mean not to go this way? Oh, did they shoot their so-called movies, but they told me not to water vegetables? Where is this reason in the world?"

His aunt Zhaocai died at a young age. She raised three daughters and one son alone, which could be said to be a difficult life. However, this difficult life also created his aunt Zhaocai's resolute and unyielding character. As long as she takes advantage of anything, she will never admit defeat. The old village chief naturally knew about this, so he winked at the middle-aged woman, allowing her to bow her head and admit her mistakes. This matter was exposed. After all, these people are the God of Wealth in the village. With these people's money, the village will have a much better year.

"Haha..." At this time, Qin Qingwu also recovered from Luo Yulan's shyness just now. When he heard his aunt Zhaocai say this, she couldn't help but cover her mouth and chuckled: "The word "grace" that is merciful by His Majesty was not said, but she swallowed a lot... Haha..."

The female teacher also found it funny, and at the same time, she felt that these people were talking about art, and they were all fucking sex. So she blushed and said in a low voice, "I deserve it, I don't have the ability to make good movies and TV, and I'm just doing these sex things to embarrass people..."
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