Chapter 81: Bandits Kill Hooligans
Chapter 81 "Bandits" Kill "Rogues"
"As long as you think, I dare..." The combination of powerful words, ambiguous smile, and charming expression, can you imagine how powerful it is?
Anyway, Li Zechuan felt it. What? How do you know that Li Zechuan felt it? Nonsense, you can tell just how excited he is right now by looking at the small tent bulging in front of his crotch.
"Sister, what did you just say? Can you say it again..." Li Zechuan asked in disbelief.
"I said, as long as you want me to sleep with you, I dare to sleep with you..." A young woman is a young woman, bold, fearless, and full of temptation.
However, do you dare not to irritate Li Zechuan so much? He is still a little virgin, so you have to think about it.
Sure enough, Li Zechuan's face turned red at this time, and he looked like he was overstimulated. For those who didn't know, he thought he had cerebral congestion.
"Sister, stop joking. I can just sleep on the sofa. If you really want someone to sleep with you, just let Xiao Xinxin sleep with you. Anyway, I can't sleep with you." Li Zechuan held it in for a long time and spat out.
After hearing these words that made people laugh and cry, he still tried to look upright and upright, which is enough to imagine his shamelessness.
If you don't dare, just don't dare. You'll put your face on it and pretend to be a gentleman, for fear that others won't know that you are a hypocrite.
"Xiaochuan, you actually dislike me. I know. You must dislike me for not being good-looking, for being married, for having children, for being impure. But I am sincere to you, how could you?
What do you do to me? You heartless man, hum, I don’t want to live anymore..." Is this still the strong, unyielding Lu Yi?
She used to be generous but not charming, charming but not enchanting, attractive but not seductive, but now who is the woman who looks like a fox standing in front of Li Zechuan?
That sad look and heartbreaking words, how could Li Zechuan, a young virgin, possibly be able to bear it?
As far as Lu Yi's current performance is concerned, if it is true, it means that Li Zechuan got lucky. If it is false, then it can only be said that Lu Yi's acting skills are so amazing that they can almost be confused with the real ones.
And is Li Zechuan lucky? The answer is obvious. Ever since he was abandoned by the goddess of luck, this guy has been suffering from bad luck, so Lu Yi's performance should have nothing to do with his luck.
After ruling out the possibility of luck, Lu Yi's current state can only be explained by performance. How else to explain her such bold behavior?
If someone doesn't know the truth, they will definitely think that Li Zechuan is a heartless, heartless person because of Lu Yi's acting skills. How would they know that all of this was "deliberately done" by Lu Yi.
It is usually said that Li Zechuan can act and is a capable actor, but now after experiencing Lu Yi's amazing performance, who would think that Li Zechuan's acting skills are superb?
Li Zechuan's performance at this moment fully illustrates this point.
He secretly cursed "female hooligan", immediately picked up the quilt Lu Yi had prepared for him, quickly lay down on the sofa, covered himself with the quilt, and never dared to talk to Lu Yi again.
That movement and look were very much like a young shot trying to escape from the clutches of a female bandit, as if he was afraid that Lu Yi would suddenly become "animalistic" and execute him on the spot.
Seeing Li Zechuan's behavior as a loser, Lu Yi couldn't help laughing, as if she was happy that she had successfully "bullied" Li Zechuan.
But for some reason, she stopped smiling, and even showed a bit of regret and dissatisfaction on her face. Could she be serious?
Even if Lu Yi wanted to achieve good things with Li Zechuan, a slap in the face wouldn't make a difference, so she could only get angry secretly, cursed "coward" and turned around to go back to the room.
If Li Zechuan knew that Lu Yi might even want to have sex with him, would he regret his behavior just now?
I am destined to have no sleep tonight.
Lu Yi was so excited that her father's illness was cured that she could not sleep.
Li Zechuan tossed and turned because he was itching unbearably from being teased by Lu Yi.
There is only a door between the two people, and the distance is only about ten meters.
However, just such a small distance divides them into two different worlds. Fate sometimes plays tricks on people.
A night of silence.
After waking up early in the morning, eating the breakfast prepared by Lu Yi, and warming up Lu Minghui's body, Li Zechuan ignored Lu Yi's pleas and left her house. Of course, he also made an appointment with Xiao Xinxin to visit her when he had time.
Make a promise, let someone have a thought.
After arriving at Yanda, Li Zechuan went straight to his apartment to see what No Yui and Tu Fei were doing.
Because he had the key, he entered the apartment without knocking.
Immediately, a shout that shook the heavens and the earth and made the gods cry was heard. Its sound seemed to break through the sky and reach down into the Nine Netherworld.
"Ah! Stinky rascal..."
"Rogue? What kind of gangster? Who do you call a gangster? You are a bandit yourself, you have the nerve to call others a gangster, why are you so shameless?" Li Zechuan said confidently.
No need to think about it, everyone should know who the shouting person is. Yes, it is the "Invincible Beautiful Girl" Tu Fei.
Why do you call her invincible? Because she doesn't eat salt and oil, doesn't eat hard or soft food, and is smelly and shameless, which is why she is called invincible. As for the beautiful girl, although she calls herself, she is justified, just because she has seen her.
People who see her true face think she is a little beauty.
Then why did Li Zechuan dare to challenge Tu Fei? It should be noted that Li Zechuan was deeply touched by her invincibility and paid a "heavy" price for it.
In fact, the reason is very simple, because after Tu Fei called, he ran into the room and closed the door with a bang.
Then why did Tu Fei yell and run into the room when she saw Li Zechuan?
Ci'ao, do you have a hundred thousand reasons? How else could you have so many problems? Hey, I found that you are really a weirdo, and I am impressed by you.
Okay, okay, seeing how pitiful you are, I will tell you with great mercy, who is the good guy? Hehe! You despise me? It’s useless for you to despise me. The facts are facts and there is no room for doubt.
As for why Tu Fei yelled and hurriedly ran back to the room, the answer is actually very simple, because she was naked. Think about it, if your body is covered by someone, although you don't hate it, you can't talk about it.
What will you do if the person you like is exposed?
Will he be like Tu Fei, who screams first, and then thinks of ways to protect his pure body, such as covering his face?
As for why you cover your face, think about it, women are all the same. As long as you cover your face, will others still be able to tell from your body that that person is you?
So, with your IQ, you have to practice quickly. If you can't reach 250, you should still try to pass. I'm just speaking from my heart. I won't tell most people.
No, why are you laughing? It’s inexplicable.
What? I'm dead.
Damn, please go out and inquire about my reputation first. If you knew about my status in the world, you wouldn't say such things that only an idiot would say.
You say that I am the idiot. I have to say that your courage is really outrageous. Let’s see if I don’t beat you to death.
You told me to run away. Do you really think I can't do anything to you? You dare to let me run away. Let me tell you, this is my apartment. Why should I run away? Besides, there is no one in this world who can let me run away without a fight.
Not born yet.
That's Tu Fei. Do you really think I'm afraid of her? Let me tell you... By the way, what does this have to do with bandits? If I go back to my apartment, can she kick me out?
Congratulations to me for getting the answer right. I asked you if your brain was showing off. I didn’t take the initiative to provoke her, so why should she kick me out?
What? I finally admitted it. What did I admit? I was afraid of her? What a joke, when had I ever been afraid of her? Hey, stop talking in circles with me and tell me quickly how I provoked her so that I can think of a way to remedy the situation.
remedy.
What? I looked at her body, I destroyed her innocence.
Hearing what you said, I remembered that when I first entered the door, I saw her without clothes. No, I looked at her body. I looked at her body. This time she was really dead. No one could save her.
I'm sorry, you ###, why didn't you tell me earlier, what should I do now?
But, it’s not right. I looked at her body, but I didn’t destroy her innocence. She ran back to the room even if I didn’t touch her. I couldn’t destroy it even if I wanted to. Go ahead, you kid.
I put a shit basin on my head, which just adds insult to injury.
What? You don’t care about me anymore. No, brother, you are my biological brother. If you don’t find a way for me, the bandits will beat me to death. You also know that woman can do anything, so,
My little brother's happiness for the rest of his life is entirely in your hands.
I admit that I was wrong when I scolded you, but you can't just ignore me. Just bear with me being raped and then killed by her, then raped and killed again. Brother, please help me.
What, it’s useless even if I call you grandpa.
Damn, your grandpa's, ah, children's words are unbridled, children's words are unbridled. Grandson, let me tell you, thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, don't bully me for being a handsome guy, maybe you will follow me in a few days
Just as handsome, I promise.
What? Did I hear you right? You are really willing to help me. That’s great. I knew that as soon as my flattering skills came out, I would ask you to call me grandpa. Oh no, you heard me wrong. What I said
Let the bandits call you grandpa, haha.
What? Did I hear you right? There is no other way but to run. Brother Qing, have you been wasting your saliva for the past half day? You grandson, how dare you play tricks on your grandfather and me, let’s see if I don’t peel off your skin.
What? If we delay any longer, we will run out of time and Tu Fei will come out.
Yes, why should I care about my grandson? Grandpa's life is the most important thing. Yes, thirty-six strategies, put on your pants and escape.
I can't care about that much anymore, so it's better to leave first. But grandson, please remember to grandpa. Sooner or later, grandpa will come to collect you, this unscrupulous descendant. We'll see.
A "you" came out of nowhere, and Li Zechuan vomited a lot of nonsense with this "you" before he realized that his current situation was very dangerous. He didn't even bother to say hello to No Yui, and hurriedly rushed out of the door. The embarrassed person
He looked like an adulterer who was caught having an affair. He was in a panic and had no choice but to take the next step.
When Tu Fei came out of the room, Li Zechuan's shadow had long disappeared, and the anger in her belly was replaced by a harsh word with gritted teeth: Li Zechuan, I won't let it go like this, I'm going to kill you, ah ah
Yeah, I'm so angry...
The anger in the stomach and the grievances in the head are nowhere to be vented. If you hold it in for a long time, it will hurt others. As for whether it is yourself or Li Zechuan who is hurt, it is unknown.
No Yui came out of the room and looked at Tu Fei who was standing in the room angrily stamping her feet. A weird smile crept onto the corner of her mouth...
Chapter completed!