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Chapter 544 Teasing Zheng Xiyuan(1/2)

Xiaofeng smiled knowingly at Shan Ji, pulled Zheng Xiyuan into the crowd, "You two follow closely, don't get lost."

"Oh, they are almost fucked by the children and can't be lost. Take me some delicious food soon."

"You know how to eat."

"No, I don't like my life in this world, and I won't eat it until I'll stop."

Xiaofeng suddenly stopped and looked at Zheng Xiyuan in surprise, "Didn't you say you are not proficient in Chinese? Why do you even understand ancient Chinese?"

"Uh? Is this ancient text? I made it up after reading a magazine on the plane." Zheng Xiyuan raised her neck proudly, "Amazed! Actually, I was quite surprised, why didn't I find that I have talent in this area before?"

puff!

Still talented? Fortunately, I haven't started eating yet, and all I sprayed out is saliva. Otherwise, the stinky tofu in my sister in white clothes in front would not be able to eat only.

"Oh, husband, what is that? It looks so disgusting!" Zheng Xiyuan said curiously at the roast centipede in the barbecue spot.

"Of course it's something to eat! Look, this is what the foreigner next to him is eating." Xiaofeng said, pointing to a blonde-haired foreigner next to him.

Gudong!

When Zheng Xiyuan saw the foreigner eating voraciously, she seemed to be very sweet, and couldn't help swallowing hard, "Can this really be eaten? I...I want to try it too."

"It's not only edible, but it's also delicious." Xiaofeng smiled badly, "Boss, come and try it first."

There is a wooden rack in front of the barbecue restaurant that looks like candied haws, which are filled with various barbecue that have been baked long ago. You just need to go back to the stove and heat it up.

"Why do I look so much like a bug?" Zheng Xiyuan stopped when she was fed to her mouth.

"This is a plant that grows like a bug. It's delicious. If you don't believe it, you can taste it first."

Zheng Xiyuan tried her best to shrink her lips and her teeth were as prominent as possible. Then she gently scraped the centipede legs with two rows of snow-white teeth, placed them on the tip of her tongue and pursed them, "Well, it seems to be OK."

I tried to bite a piece of paper and chewed it twice, and my eyes suddenly lit up, "Yeah, it's so delicious. Husband, you didn't lie to me, it's so delicious. Come on, you can try it too."

"Ahem, no, how can I compete with Xiyuan Baby for such delicious food? If you like it, eat more. We have money."

"Yeah, I want ten more strings."

Sweat! A beautiful beauty, holding a dozen skewers of grilled centipedes in her hand, jumping up and down the food street. Xiaofeng felt chills after thinking about it, "Let's just give me less skewers. There are still a lot of delicious foods behind it, so I have to keep some stomach."

"Well, listen to you, then let's have 9 strings!"

I fell! Xiaofeng staggered and met a young couple in front of him.

The sister in white who was holding the stinky tofu in her hand turned around and almost let Xiaofeng squirt it in front of her. It’s not a sin to be ugly, but she still insists on being scary when she looks ugly, but it’s yours that are wrong.

Mu Ran, a famous saying came to Xiaofeng's mind that I don't know which master said was a warning quote.

The girl with a bucket waist didn't know that she held the stinky tofu in one hand and pinched an orchid finger in the other hand, pointed at Xiaofeng and said in a sweet voice, "Do you want to take advantage of me?"

"Ahem!" Xiaofeng did not say anything and hugged Zheng Xiyuan's shoulder, "This is my girlfriend."

Zheng Xiyuan thought Xiaofeng was introducing her to someone she knew, so she quickly smiled sweetly.

"I'm sorry, misunderstanding." Shui Bucket Waist's boyfriend forced his arms around the fat sister and turned around and left.

"What are you doing?"

"That...that woman seems pretty. Have you misunderstood?"

"What do you mean? Do you think I am not as beautiful as others?"

"No, be careful, you misunderstood. Have you ever seen that beautiful woman eat so many centipedes at one time?"

"Well, that's right. But she is indeed quite beautiful. Could it be a monster? No, I have to go back and tell handsome Nangong, so as not to be eaten by the monster for no reason." The fat sister seemed to have signs of turning back. Xiaofeng was so scared that he was quickly lowered his head.

"Oh, don't, that man may not be a monster, otherwise why would he be so handsome?"

"Yes, let's go quickly!"

A strange couple passed through the bustling crowd in panic, disappearing without a trace.

"Huh? Husband, why are they leaving? Are they not your friends?"

"They called us both monsters and were driven away by me."

"What? How dare you scold me? I'm fighting with them."

"Oh, everyone has run away, where can I find it?"

"Hmph! Don't let me see you again." Zheng Xiyuan looked fiercely in the direction where the strange couple disappeared, chewed a mouthful of the centipede, and her mouth was filled with oil.

"Husband, Xiyuan, where are you?" Suddenly, Shan Ji's anxious shouts came from the distance.

Only then did Xiaofeng and Zheng Xiyuan realize that the two women didn't keep up.

"Here! We're here."

The two women squeezed out of the crowd and walked over panting, "Why are you running so fast?"

"Ah..." Before Xiaofeng could speak, Xuanying suddenly screamed, pointing at the centipede in fear at the centipede held in Zheng Xiyuan's hand, and said in a trembling voice, "You... throw it away quickly. This is a centipede, poisonous and cannot be eaten."

"Centipede? What is a centipede? Why can't you eat it?" Zheng Xiyuan said, taking another bite, and chewing it very fragrantly.

"You...don't..."

The next moment, Xuanying's face turned pale, and she squatted on the ground and vomited heavily.

Oops, it's a big joke.

Xiaofeng slapped his forehead in annoyance, then squatted down and patted Xuanying on the back, "It's okay!"

"Okay, you lewd monk, say, when will you make her belly bigger? How many months have you been?" Zheng Xiyuan didn't bother to eat it, threw the roasted centipede in her hand on the ground, grabbed Xiaofeng's ear and lifted it up.

"Ah...ah...what are you doing? Let go, what nerves are you? Who told you she is pregnant?" Xiaofeng couldn't help but straighten up and leaned towards the direction where her ears were being pulled.

"Isn't it? I remember doing this on TV?" Although Zheng Xiyuan had not let go of her fingers, her strength had become much lighter.

Sweat! Still a girl! Not as good as I know.

But can't we blame Zheng Xiyuan? After all, she is just a girl who has made a name for herself. Maybe she has matured physically, but mentally, it is no different from ordinary innocent girls.

"No, Mr. Zheng, you misunderstood. My stomach suddenly felt uncomfortable."

"Oh. So that's it, what should I do? Should I find a place to sit?" Zheng Xiyuan seemed to feel wronged Xuanying and said apologetically.

"Yeah." Xuanying nodded repeatedly. Staying in this street was so scary. People were chewing with insects everywhere. Not good, and the stomach was churning again.

"Oh no, I lost all my skewers. I haven't eaten enough yet!" Zheng Xiyuan looked at the unshakable roasted centipede on the ground with heartache.

"Let's find a small shop, let's sit down and eat slowly." Xiaofeng faced Shan Ji's smile-like eyes, feeling guilty. He must not let Zheng Xiyuan know what she had just eaten, otherwise Fei would twist my ears off.

Xuanying is easy to deal with, this Shan Ji... is a bit troublesome.

Xiaofeng instructed Zheng Xiyuan to support Xuanying and walk in front. He whispered to bit Shan Ji's ear, "A piece of clothing?"

"No, a diamond ring." Shan Ji said with a red face.

"Ahem, it's not time yet. How about the two sets of clothes?"

Shan Ji was a little disappointed and said depressedly, "It's okay if you don't have a diamond ring. What kind of ring is fine."

"Ahem, a necklace plus one night."

"Pooh!"

"Then forget it, why don't I confess to Xiyuan. I believe she is willing to accept a necklace and an apology overnight."

"Oh, Is it okay if I agree?"

"hey-hey!"

"I'm still laughing, I'll take advantage of you." Shan Ji punched him in shame and angrily, and trotted and chased the two girls.

.............

"This one is the one. Let's go in!" Xiaofeng chose a small store, but the decoration was a bit antique. There was a hint of quietness in this downtown city.

This shop mainly sells hot pot.

When Zheng Xiyuan heard about eating hot pot, her mouth pouted and kept muttering, "The stinky monk is not good to others at all. After walking around, he actually brought us to eat hot pot? What's the good thing? In Korea, I've been tired of it."

"Just your Korean hotpot, I didn't say..."

"Yeah, say it again."

The three girls glared at each other.

"Cough cough, drink tea." Xiaofeng lowered his head and pretended to taste the tea in depth.

"Miss, what pot do you eat?" At this time, the boss came over.

"Don't you have only hot pot in your store? We just eat hot pot." The other two women didn't understand very well, so they had to say word by Shan Ji in a stiff Chinese.

The boss knew that they were not Chinese when he heard this. He smiled and patiently explained to them, "There are many kinds of hot pot in our store, including dry pot and soup pot."

"Dry pot and soup pot?" This was the first time that the three girls heard it, and they couldn't help but become more interested.

"The dry pot has dried chicken, strange-flavored chicken head, steaked beef, fat beef hot pot, spicy lamb chops, spicy rabbit... spicy crab, pot shrimp, etc., which one do you want to eat?"

Gudong Gudong!

The three girls were fascinated by the hearing.
To be continued...
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