Chapter 291: Divine Comedy
The oiran has a nice nickname, Jade Peony. This is not the first time she has received guests, but she has never been visited by a real "non-human" guest. Even if she has received a demon cultivator before, it was a demon cultivator who transformed into a human being. .
"What are you doing standing there, why don't you come over quickly and drink with my son?"
Hu Tutu glared at the oiran, and suddenly felt that this woman was good-looking, but she had an air of travel that could not be concealed. She was far different from the female disciples of the Yuxi sect. Even Wan Ruirui was better than her. The oiran is ten thousand times stronger.
"My little lady only spends the night with normal guests. Please forgive me, sir."
The oiran stood there and refused to go over, but she was very scared in her heart. She was afraid that Hu Tutu was also a customer with a violent personality and would beat people at every turn.
"I asked you to come over and drink with me. Why are you talking about this?"
Hu Tutu's face suddenly turned cold and he said angrily: "Bah! I don't even know who you are. Are you worthy of spending the night with my son?"
After he scolded him like this, the oiran calmed down a lot.
A few men, a wolf, and eight brothel girls were enjoying themselves listening to music and drinking.
While they were drinking, a Yuxi disciple began to behave erratically and touched the girl randomly. Hu Tutu immediately glared at him and said through a message: "Please keep your hands and feet clean! We are righteous practitioners." , I came to the brothel tonight just to refine my Taoist heart through this rolling world of mortals. If you can't keep your Taoist heart and fall into the world of mortals, don't blame Uncle Hu for being ruthless and letting me, Brother Yi, expel you from the division. Door!"
Hearing this, everyone suddenly understood and praised Hu Tutu for his profound thinking and his heart as a mirror!
In fact, Hu Tutu and these Yuxi disciples were not close friends. It was just that Hu Tutu was very interested today and wanted to come to the brothel to broaden his horizons. However, as an innocent little virgin, Hu Tutu felt a little uneasy in his heart. .He didn't dare to ask Liu Yi to visit the brothel with him, so he had to randomly ask a few Yuxi disciples to accompany him to strengthen his courage.
Seeing that these guests were very well-behaved, the girls gradually became bolder and acted more and more wildly.
When the oiran was pouring wine for Tanlang, he even wanted to reach out and touch the hair on Tanlang's head, but Tanlang stared back with murderous eyes.
The appearance of a human woman really doesn't fit in with Greedy Wolf's aesthetic values.
In Greedy Wolf's view, the longer the fangs, the more hair on the body, the better, and the sharper the claws, the better... After drinking a few glasses of wine, Greedy Wolf simply lay down on the table and took a nap. It really drank. It couldn't go any longer because, in its opinion, the courtesan looked so ugly that it felt sick and had no appetite at all.
As for women such as Lu Ningshuang and Wan'er, Tanlang thinks they are very beautiful. This is not in line with its aesthetics. Just because Liu Yi thinks it is beautiful, it also thinks it is beautiful...
Hu Tutu suddenly felt a little bored. He felt that visiting a brothel was just that. Not only was it boring, but the price was extremely high and it was a waste of people and money.
Hu Tutu's face turned bitter when he thought about the issue of the spirit stone.
The oiran asked him why he was unhappy, but Hu Tutu was embarrassed to say that he was feeling sorry for Lingshi, so he waved his hand and said, "Sing a little song for the uncle to hear!"
Ding ding dong dong…
The oiran held the pipa in her arms and sang a little tune. I don't know whether she did it intentionally or not, but she actually sang "Eighteen-Touch". This tune has been widely circulated and has never faded. It can be regarded as a well-deserved "divine song" !
Hu Tutu smiled happily when he heard it, shook his head, and thought to himself: "This is a good little song. When I learn it, I will sing it to Brother Yi to let him have fun. Then I will sing it to Senior Sister Wan Ruirui to let her
Long experience..."
In the middle of the song, the old man ran in, shaking his head and tail, and stood beside the oiran, unable to speak.
"If you have something to say, say it quickly; if you have something to say, say it quickly!"
Hu Tutu looked at Lao Bao with squinting eyes. He was interrupted mid-listen to the music, so he was naturally very unhappy. He didn't bother to pretend to be polite, so he immediately asked: "What's the matter with Lao Bao?"
The old man hesitated for a moment and replied: "A few guests have just arrived, and they also asked for an oiran."
Hu Tutu tilted his neck and asked: "They want an oiran, what does it have to do with Uncle Hu?"
"But... they are the ones who have booked the oiran."
The old man looked at Hu Tutu's face and said tentatively: "Those guests are disciples of Daoxuan Sect. Daoxuan Sect is the second largest sect of righteousness. Nunu really can't afford to offend him."
"You can't afford to offend Daoxuanzong disciples, but you can afford to offend Uncle Hu?"
Hu Tutu drank wine, threw it at the feet of the old man, and said with great enthusiasm: "Is his Xuan Sect more powerful than my Xuantian Sect? I can tell you, my Xuantian Sect Ling Qian
Senior Jian is in the city right now!"
Xuantian Sect!
The old man trembled all over and looked at Hu Tutu with suspicion, thinking that Xuantian Sect sword cultivators never visit brothels. Are these Xuantian Sect sword cultivators?
However, the boss didn't dare to ask any more questions, so he had to apologize and retreat, leaving the oiran in the private room.
Hu Tutu was too lazy to ask more questions and said to the oiran: "Sing the little song just now for Uncle Hu again!"
As soon as the song finished, there were footsteps outside the door.
Bang!
The door to the private room was kicked open.
Several Daoxuanzong monks wearing moon-white robes stood at the door with domineering presence.
The boss bent down and followed a few people in a low voice.
"Boss, the Xuantian Sect sword cultivator you are talking about is this fat man? The Xuantian Sect has five immortal masters. Under the five immortals, there are several true disciples, dozens of direct disciples, hundreds of inner disciples, and outer disciples.
There are tens of thousands of disciples! The Xuantian Sect has a lot of disciples, but the rules are very strict. The monks in the sect are the most self-sufficient and never hang out in brothels or casinos..."
The leader of the Daoxuan Sect monks raised his arm, pointed at Hu Tutu with his middle finger, and sneered: "I wonder if this fat fellow Taoist can tell me, Lu Renjie, when did you Xuantian Sect monks get the habit of visiting brothels?
I’m afraid, fellow Taoist Fatty, you are not a sword cultivator from the Xuantian Sect, you are just a fake, right?”
Hu Tutu was too lazy to pay attention to him and just drank.
When Lu Renjie saw that Hu Tutu didn't pay attention to him at all, he immediately became angry and shouted: "Fat man! I'm asking you a question!"
"You ask me, do I have to answer?"
Hu Tutu sighed and asked: "What kind of onion do you think you are?"
These words were very relieving. Several disciples from Yuxi nearby sent messages to say that these words were very relieving. Hu Tutu happily replied via message: "It's all thanks to my brother Yi's teaching."
"How dare you fucking scold me!"
Lu Renjie took out a pair of golden scissors from his sleeves and was about to start a fight when he was stopped by the old man.
All gone. Besides, if this fat guest officer is really a disciple of the Xuantian Sect, your fight would be like the fight between the two sects of the righteous way. Wouldn’t it be a joke for those evil heretics to see in vain?"
"A disciple of Xuantian Sect?"
Lu Renjie suppressed the anger in his heart, stared at Hu Tutu for a few times, and thought to himself: "Today, a building ship flew from the south to Tongtian Port. I heard that it was Xuantian Sect Ling Qianjian who went to the wilderness.
, brought the Yuxi sect monk to Qiongyu Realm. Could it be that this fat man is a bumpkin from the wilderness? Xuantian Sect is known as the first in the righteous way,
The Dao Xuan Sect always overpowers me. Tonight, I might as well beat up these bumpkins and try to kill the Xuantian Sect’s majesty! This incident is nothing more than a fight in a brothel to compete for the courtesan.
Chapter completed!