Chapter 7 The Weird Master and Apprentice
Behind the alloy door is a corridor over one meter wide and ten meters long. The corridor is covered with a scarlet carpet embroidered with red peonies. Almost as soon as he finished speaking, the speaker appeared at the end of the corridor. .
This is an old man who looks weird. He is two meters tall, with white hair all over his head and face. His face is spread out like Zhang Fei during the Three Kingdoms period. Not to mention that his face is red. A big rosacea made him look like a clown.
His figure is better than that of ordinary young people. His wheat-colored muscles, coupled with his toned muscles, do not look like the body of an old man.
He wore a close-fitting white sweat vest on his upper body and a pair of fashionable cross-trousers on his lower body. On his feet, he stepped on a pair of plastic flip-flops with blue ribbons that only appeared almost a century ago.
Wei Chen has met a lot of people, but he has never seen anyone like the person in front of him. As for his age, please, can you guess it?
"Master~" When Li Ling saw the old man, she immediately shouted cheerfully, then hurried forward to meet him, opening her arms as if to pounce on him.
"Well," the old man originally wanted to hug Li Ling enthusiastically, but he shrugged his nose on the way. Then he raised his head and looked at Wei Chen standing at the door. His eyes suddenly lit up, and he slapped him away. Li Ling rushed towards Wei Chen, striding straight towards Wei Chen.
"Oh~" Li Ling's enthusiasm turned into a weak cry of pain, and the old man swept her to the ground with one hand.
"What do you call this little brother? Come on, come on. Don't stand there stupidly. Come in, please come in, please come in quickly. Ling'er, a distinguished guest is coming. Why don't you go get some tea~" The old man walked straight to Wei Chen and said enthusiastically After greeting him, a calloused hand was raised and patted Wei Chen on the back, and then without caring about Li Ling's life or death, he directly dispatched her.
"The young man's surname is Wei, and he came with Li Ling." Wei Chen didn't know how to respond, so he had to hug the old man.
Just now, Wei Chen saw Li Ling being swept away by the old man's palm, but he did not step forward to help. It was precisely because he saw that the old man's blow to sweep away Li Ling was weak and soft, and it would not cause any harm to Li Ling at all. What harm.
"You're welcome, little brother. Oh, you can just come and see me, a bad old man. What gifts do you want to bring? Come on, come on. I'll carry the heavy one myself," the old man said. He stretched out his big hand like a cattail leaf fan and snatched it from Wei Chen's hand.
That's right, it was to snatch it. Wei Chen looked at the way he took action and felt that he would not let go and the other party would fight him desperately. He couldn't laugh or cry, so he could only let go and let the old man take the four bottles in his hand. liquor.
"Hmm~~~ Not bad, good old Feitian, the old man's four favorite bottles, what about, Ling'er, you can take care of dinner by yourself and see the guests off~" The old man took the wine and took a deep breath. , and then all the attention was focused on the wine in his hand. Not only was Wei Chen ignored by him, but he also ordered him to be kicked out.
"Master, you disappoint me so much. You actually hit Ling'er, wuwu," Li Ling got up from the ground this time, looked at the old man returning from the door, wiped the corners of her eyes with her hands and started crying.
"Oh, Ling'er, be good. Master, isn't he excited when he smells the smell of wine? Don't be surprised. Stop crying. If you keep crying, it will be all money. Well, our Ling'er put on makeup today. She is so beautiful. She is much more beautiful than before," the old man came to Li Ling's side, rubbed her head and coaxed kindly.
"Pfft~ Master, what you mean is that Ling'er used to be ugly," Li Ling burst into laughter upon hearing the old man's words, and then said coquettishly.
"Pa," "No, no, master made a slip of the tongue, made a mistake, okay, good Ling'er, you are the most well-behaved among all the disciples, come on, stop crying, go get some dishes for master to go with wine, master has not tasted them for a long time. I'm so greedy for your skills~" The old man actually reached out and slapped himself loudly in front of Wei Chen, then put his hands on his chest and looked at Li Ling as if begging for mercy.
"Forget it, seeing as you are so sincere, I won't blame you. Master, what do you want to eat? Hot sausage, fish with pickled vegetables, white meat with garlic paste or chicken with taro," Li Ling pretended to rub her pussy, but it didn't exist at all. sleeves and said straightforwardly.
"Hiss~" The old man shed tears when he heard the name of a dish. After hearing it, he looked at Li Ling with a shy face: "Well, dear disciple, can you have a portion of them all?"
"Okay, no problem, I'll go buy groceries right now,"
"That's great, Ling'er. Master's love for you is really not in vain, MUA~" The old man screamed excitedly, and then he hugged Li Ling, who was as big as a child to him, and put his finger on her exposed forehead. He kissed me hard.
Wei Chen looked at the master and apprentice in front of him with a cold sweat. His brain was almost frozen. Master and apprentice could still have such a conversation. Also, that disrespectful thing, if I read it right just now, not only hugged Li Ling, He even kissed her and was about to speak when he heard Li Ling say something that almost made him vomit blood and run away for his life.
"Well~ Master, it's okay to help you cook, but why do you want to drive away her boyfriend? He bought the wine in your hand," Li Ling pointed her toes inward and pinched her hands together uneasily. The ground moved, looking shy.
"Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough," Wei Chen, who was standing at the door, was walking back and forth. When he heard these words and saw Li Ling's movements, he suddenly felt as if his chest had been hit hard, and he almost lost his breath. .
"What, that boy from the Revenge Alliance is your boyfriend. You said that the boy standing at the door with his hair so long and looking like a coquettish guy, who didn't feel nervous at all when he saw you fall, is your boyfriend. ," the old man didn't even look at Wei Chen, but looked at Li Ling with wide eyes, as if he was very dissatisfied with her for finding such a boyfriend.
"But, that,,," Li Ling's mind was running at high speed, and she was organizing her words, but was interrupted by the old man speaking directly.
"No need to say it, kid, go buy four bottles of identical wine for the old man and come back in five minutes, otherwise, you don't have to come back." After saying that, he walked into the inner room carrying the wine without looking back.
"This,,,hey, Master, you..." Seeing that she couldn't call the old man, Li Ling looked at Wei Chen anxiously and in embarrassment. She was not sure how much money was left on Wei Chen's card.
"Does your master have any condiments for those dishes at home?" Wei Chen didn't panic at all. He looked at Li Ling unhurriedly and asked a question that seemed to be of no importance at all.
"Yes, my master has nothing to eat at home, but the condiments are enough for a big restaurant for half a year. Why do you ask this? Aren't you anxious?" Li Ling was like an ant on a hot pot, standing anxiously on the spot. He turned around in a circle, and his eyebrows furrowed even more.
"That's it. I'll be back in three minutes." "Da da da," Wei Chen smiled at Li Ling, tapped the ground with his toes, and disappeared from the place like lightning, leaving only one person behind. Blurred afterimage.
Chapter completed!