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Chapter 19 Soft and hard foam

This "Broken Jade Book" is actually another "Sunflower Book"! Anyone who wants to practice this martial arts must either castrate himself first, or become a eunuch!

No wonder the old immortal "Suffering God" was hesitant when he gave me this book. He also said that it was so that he could practice self-protection when the fake eunuch's secret was leaked. This old immortal was obviously thinking about what happened to him.

The "Yang Shrinking Technique" that I was taught failed, and I really became a eunuch, so I am the right person to practice this kung fu. This is to compensate in case I become a real eunuch. Even this old immortal still has some conscience!

But now I have not become a real eunuch, so if this "Broken Jade Book" has no use, it is possible that I will practice this kung fu and then castrate myself! Forget it, if you can't practice it, you can't practice it.

To be honest, I didn’t pay much attention to the "Broken Jade Book" in the first place. Otherwise, I didn’t discover the secret of practicing this "Jade Book" until now!

Seeing Yang Ning gritting his teeth for a while, and looking relieved for a while, Fakong said cheerfully: "Boy, the old man who helped you treat your injury just now also noticed that you are obviously intact, but it's a pity that you can't practice to be invincible in the world.

"The Broken Jade Book"!"

"Old monk, can you show some virtue? Didn't you see that I am sad?" Yang Ning said angrily.

"Hey, what's so sad about this! In fact, you should be happy. Although the martial arts in "The Broken Jade Book" are cold, weird and extremely powerful, practicing them not only requires self-harm, but also has many difficulties and is extremely dangerous.

Just practice!" Fakong advised with a serious look.

"You don't have to worry about this! Old monk, just tell me, will you give me this ice jade chess set?"

He can't practice it himself, but someone can practice it! Yang Ning suddenly thought of Xiao Lezi at this time. He has been purified now, and with his cold and determined character, he is suitable for practicing this "Broken Jade Book". If he can really practice it,

It will definitely be a great help to me! I just heard that the old monk said it was dangerous, should I let Xiao Lezi practice this skill? It is best to ask for his opinion on this matter, but no matter what, let’s put this cold first

Let’s wait until we get the ice jade chess piece.

"You can't even practice the "Broken Jade Book", so why do you need Lao Na's chess piece?" Fakong still didn't want to give it.

"Old monk, are you still afraid that I am a spy sent by your archenemy? Tsk tsk! The invincible great monk Fakong didn't expect to be so afraid of a person. If this spreads out in the world, what else can you do?

Are you messing around?" Yang Ning used the "provoking method". He understood Fakong's "old naughty boy" temperament, his love for bragging, and he couldn't stand being provoked!

Sure enough, Fakong got very angry when he heard this. He blew his beard and glared: "Fart! Is Lao Monk afraid of him? What a joke! I think back then, when this stinky lama came to the Central Plains to run wild, Lao Monk met him and immediately fought with him for 300 rounds. Then

The first battle was fought in a dark sky, with flying sand and flying rocks...!"

"Why does it sound like there's a sandstorm?" The old monk was talking with great joy, and Yang Ning made a sudden and shocking sentence.

Fakong glared at Yang Ning with dissatisfaction, and then said: "In the end, I beat him and fled, and chased him from the Central Plains to the desert, from the desert to the northern grassland, and from the grassland to the Arctic Icefield, back and forth.

After thousands of miles, this stinky lama didn't dare to turn around and fight with me again, haha!" After speaking, the old monk laughed proudly.

Hearing Fukong's mysterious boast, Yang Ning didn't know whether it was true or not, "So your archenemy is a lama?"

"Well! That was all thirty years ago. I don't know if this stinking lama is dead, but since then he has never dared to set foot in the Central Plains again!" Fakong said proudly.

"Since you are not afraid of him, why are you reluctant to give me the chess piece?"

"Uh--, forget it, it's okay to give it to you, but you have to help me fight against this pair first!" Fakong seemed to be unable to stand Yang Ning's hard work, but he also wanted to take the opportunity to gain some benefits, and again

He took out the piece of paper and said to Yang Ning.

"No problem, you can't even match up with someone so simple. Don't tell others that you know how to match up in the future!" Yang Ning said angrily.

"Hey! What you said is easy. Although I am very good at pairing, the skill of my friend who made this pair is not bad either. This pair is a bit difficult. I am not incapable of playing right, but for a moment...!"

"Come on, come on, just brag! Bring a pen and paper!" Yang Ning ordered.

Fakong immediately fetched paper and pen, and the two of them came to the stone bench in the yard and sat down. Yang Ning wanted to write the second couplet on the paper. In fact, this was the first couplet he saw.

I thought of it.

Picking up the writing brush, Yang Ning discovered an important problem. He could use pencils, pens, and ballpoint pens, but he had never practiced calligraphy. Although he could write well, it was really difficult to meet people!

Bracing her scalp, Yang Ning wrote out the second line in a crooked way: The nun is planting rice seedlings and forming a formation with both hands!

"Wonderful! 'Pressing' is the same as 'Pressing', and 'Arrangement' is the same as 'Buzheng'. They are so neatly and ingeniously matched. You are simply a 'prodigy'! Alas! Why didn't I think of that before?"

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When Fakong saw the couplet written by Yang Ning, he applauded and felt very upset at the same time.

A monk versus a nun, carrying water versus transplanting rice seedlings, "jiancha" and "buzheng" are both official titles in the Ming Dynasty, so they are used to contrast "jinshi" and "hanlin". Yang Ning's second couplet is indeed a clever match!

"If you think about it, you don't have to ask me, a 'prodigy', are you convinced?" Yang Ning said proudly, but she thought in her heart: This is considered a prodigy? I can think of a dozen such pairs in one minute!

"What the hell, I just didn't think of such a suitable second line at the moment! But then again, you are really not very good at it!" Fakong attacked Yang Ning unwillingly.

"If I were good at everything, I wouldn't be a god! Stop talking nonsense, as promised, your chess set will be mine!" Yang Ning was afraid that the old monk would default on his debt, so he reminded him first.

"I am an eminent monk, I can still count on you, just wait!" After saying that, Fakong entered the Zen room, took out the wooden box containing the ice jade chess set, and handed it to Yang Ning.

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The baby finally got it, and Yang Ning was very happy.

Seeing Yang Ning's happy look, Fakong said a little worriedly: "Boy, do you want to castrate yourself so that you can practice this "Broken Jade Book"?"

Yang Ning said angrily: "Do you think I'm that crazy?"

"I don't think you are that stupid!" Fakong muttered, then ignored Yang Ning and lowered his head to study the couplet!

"Old monk, who is your good friend? How come I haven't seen you for so long since I've been here?" Yang Ning couldn't help but ask when she saw Fakong looking at the couplet with delight.

Fakong responded casually: "Oh, he did come this morning, but you missed it if you weren't here! He is an official in the court and is usually busy with government affairs, so he rarely comes! Alas, he used to come often

I drink tea, play chess, and recite poems and compose poems, but in recent years, my official position has been getting higher and higher, so I rarely come here!"

"It sounds like your friend's official position is not low, right?"

"Yes! This good friend of mine has transcendent knowledge and is well-versed in political affairs. He is actually a great person in this world. He is just too persistent and too strong in some aspects. This is not good, Amitabha!"

"After talking for a long time, who is this friend of yours?" Yang Ning couldn't help but ask.

"Forget it, you don't even know me even if you tell me!"

Yang Ning was choked to death by the old monk's words, and said angrily: "I don't want to meet you yet, come on, it's getting late, I'm going back!"

After saying that, Yang Ning stood up and wanted to go back to Po Tao Temple. Fakong quickly said: "What's the hurry? I haven't eaten the wine and meat you bought yet! Come on, eat before you leave and have a drink with me. What's the point of drinking it by yourself!"

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Fakong said, grabbed the wine jar, filled two bowls with wine, picked up one cup first and said to Yang Ning: "Boy, no matter what, I just hurt you, this bowl of wine is an apology to you!" After that, the old man said

The monk drained the wine in the bowl in one breath.

"That's pretty much it!" Yang Ning followed suit and did it in one go.

"Okay, have fun! Come again!"

Yang Ning and Fakong never showed weakness or compromise when drinking, which the old monk liked very much, and the two quickly drank up the jar of wine.

"Well, boy, what was your family's livelihood before your disaster? Seeing that you can play chess and know pairs, you must have been...a wealthy family, right?" Fakong chewed beef and spoke inarticulately.

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"Why are monks so curious? Let me tell you, I know a lot, and you will find out gradually!" Yang Ning was afraid that the lies would be revealed, so he had to interrupt randomly.

"At least you don't know how to do martial arts! By the way, kid, since you can't practice the "Broken Jade Book", do you want to practice some other kung fu? I can give you some pointers! After I've given you some advice,

After cutting the marrow, you already have a very good foundation in practicing martial arts!" Fakong said enthusiastically.

This is a good idea. The old monk is very skilled in martial arts and he can learn some self-defense. However, he is about to enter the palace and has no time to learn in the near future.

"Let's talk about this later!" Yang Ning replied casually.

"You brat, do you know how many people want to learn kung fu from me, but you still ignore them!" Fakong blew his beard and glared.

"Why are you so anxious? It's not that I don't want to learn from you, but I really don't have time recently!" Yang Ning said helplessly.

"How come you don't have time when you go to my old man's place to drink and chat every day?" Fakong asked strangely.
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