"able!"

The God-saving God seemed to suddenly remember something, and he cheered up and said: "Of course a real eunuch cannot have children, but what if I have a way to make you a 'fake eunuch'? No, that's it! Throughout the dynasties, there are many people who have

The phenomenon of powerful and status eunuchs marrying wives. As long as you get the position of the chief eunuch, can you marry a wife? But if you have a child, you have to keep it secret! What's more, think about it, a fake eunuch who is still in power

, mixed among the lonely beauties in the harem of three thousand, can't you then...! Tsk! It's really exciting to think about it!"

The old man gave Yang Ning an extremely ambiguous look, and the saliva in his mouth actually flowed down.

"Bah! I said you, the old man, are a 'god' after all. Why are your thoughts so dirty? Seriously, do you really have a way to help me avoid this disaster?"

To be honest, Yang Ning was not unmoved by the idea of ​​being a "fake eunuch", playing games among the most beautiful, graceful queens, concubines, and princesses in the harem, enjoying the infinite scenery and ambiguity, but this matter

If you don't do it right, you will lose your head. It will not be easy for me to live again. Even if I can't become an emperor, I don't want to live long before losing my life again!

With my knowledge that is hundreds of years ahead of this era, why can't I live a prosperous and happy life in this world? Why should I live with my head in my belt?

The Heavenly Lord who saved the suffering obviously despised Yang Ning's "prudery", but in order to finish the errand quickly, he still said: "This is extremely simple for me, old man, I will teach you two 'Yang shrinking formulas', before taking off your pants

Just recite it silently and that’s it!”

"It's that simple?"

"It's that simple!"

"Then teach me this formula quickly!" Yang Ning urged.

"So, you agree to my arrangement and will no longer complain to the Jade Emperor?" Tianzun Zhuku said worriedly.

"Oh, you old man, why are you so verbose? When is it? I don't agree, okay? Just tell me!"

The Heavenly Lord who saved the suffering smiled happily and said: "Then listen carefully, these two formulas are: ￥#@&*%...!"

"￥#@&*%...!" Yang Ning hurriedly recited this formula several times silently and kept it in mind, and then said worriedly: "Does this formula work? I'd better try it first for peace of mind!"

Tianzun Jiku said quickly: "No, please don't, this formula can only be used once!"

"What should I do if it doesn't work?" Yang Ning asked in shock. This is no joke. If he really takes off his pants when the time comes and this formula doesn't work, then he will have to be a eunuch even if he doesn't want to be a eunuch!

"Why do you guys always doubt me, old man? You have to believe in the ability of a 'high-level god' and have confidence in this Heavenly Lord!" Heavenly Lord Rescue said angrily.

"Quickly pull him down, I just trust you so much that I'm going to become a eunuch now!" Yang Ning said disdainfully.

Tianzun Jiu smiled sarcastically and could not refute, and continued: "Remember, although you have traveled to this era, there is really a person like you in this life. His name is also 'Yang Ning'. He is fourteen years old this year and has a pleasant appearance.

He is about the same height as you, and his hometown is also in Shandong. Because of the floods in the Yellow River, his parents and villagers were killed in the floods, so he wandered to the capital. Because he couldn't survive, he voluntarily came to purify himself and became a eunuch in the palace. "

"Flood disaster? Yes, no wonder I had that strange dream just now. It turned out to be the memory of the other 'Yang Ning'! It seems that his previous life was miserable enough!" Yang Ning sighed and thought about it.

He thought and said strangely: "Hey, that's not right. I was already twenty-eight in my previous life. Why have I lost half my weight now and become a minor? And my head, why has it become shorter? I used to be very tall."

ah!"

"You kid, why do you talk so much nonsense? You are not happy to have you rejuvenated, but others are eager to do so! As for your height, you are only fourteen, so naturally you are so tall, and you will grow taller in the future!" Zhu Ku Tianzun was annoyed.

typical.

"By the way, and also, you saved three children on the way to escape, two boys and one girl. They are the only people you know in this era. They can be regarded as life and death friends who share the same sorrow!"

Said again.

"Oh? Who are they? Where are they now?" Yang Ning heard that she actually had acquaintances in this era, and became interested.

"Two boys, one named Zhang Cheng, fourteen years old, and the other named Xiao Lezi, thirteen years old. The two of them had been purified yesterday. Because there were so many people who wanted to be purified to become eunuchs, there were so many people on both sides of the purification room.

There is no room for you in the wing, and they have gone back to the dilapidated Taoist temple where you are now to recuperate. The little girl's name is Shui Ling, she must be thirteen years old, a very good little girl, don't bully her in the future!

"

"Where is this going? I haven't even seen anyone, how did you know I would bully her?" Yang Ning said dissatisfied.

"I hope you won't!" the Suffering Heavenly Lord said leisurely.

Yang Ning said strangely: "Hey! You seem to be sure that I will bully her in the future? But why should I bully her? How can I bully her?"

"You will naturally understand in the future, maybe..., it is not considered bullying! After all, this era is not like the era before you, where it is normal for a man to have three wives and four concubines!"

"Wait, wait a minute, I understand. What do you mean, I will be with this little girl in the future... well, that something, right? You said you are so old, what should I say about you? Let's think about it.

Can't you be so nasty? She's only thirteen years old! How can you let me take advantage of an underage girl?" Yang Ning said disdainfully.

"You're the filthy boy! Come on, I have nothing to say to you stinky boy. Anyway, you will see her soon, and I'm afraid you won't say that then!"

"Then when can I see her? Also, what you just said about 'three wives and four concubines', can you tell me in detail, will I really have many wives and concubines in the future, and how many wives will I have?"

,How many concubines are there? They look...!"

"Stop, stop, stop! These are matters of heaven and earth. I have nothing to say. You will find out gradually! Okay, I have already confessed what I need to explain. I have to go back and deliver my orders. I will never come back again. Please take care of yourself."

Let’s go!” After finally finishing this errand, the God-rescuing God looked much more relaxed.

"Wait a minute! Are you just going to send me away like this?" Yang Ning smacked her lips.

Ku Tianzun's face immediately turned bitter again, and he said warily: "What else do you want?"

"Since you are barely a god, why don't you leave me a magic weapon or something?" Yang Ning wanted to get more benefits.

"How can I have any magic weapon? Besides, I can't give it to you even if I have a magic weapon, otherwise it will really mess up the cycle of reincarnation in the three realms!"

"But you can't just express your feelings at all, right?" Yang Ning looked at the Suffering God with disdain.

"You boy, you are definitely good at doing business! Well - so, I have a top martial arts secret book for mortals - "The Broken Jade Book", which I accidentally read when I traveled to the Yang Realm hundreds of years ago.

The one obtained by the secret treasury of the imperial palace at that time was said to be very cold and treacherous. Once you have mastered it, you will be invincible in the world. However, no matter how powerful you are, I can't stand it here, so I'll give it to you! If anything happens...!

"

"What if something happens?" Yang Ning asked strangely when he saw Ku Tianzun suddenly paused.

"Well, I mean you practice this, so that if... the secret that you are a fake eunuch is revealed in the future, you can protect yourself!"

As he said that, the old man mysteriously took out a tattered booklet with yellowed pages from his arms and handed it to Yang Ning. Yang Ning took it unceremoniously and was about to open it to take a look, but heard...

The Heavenly Lord who saved the suffering said: "Boy, this Heavenly Lord is leaving!"

The sound disappeared, and when Yang Ning raised his head again, the figure who had rescued Ku Tianzun had disappeared.

This old boy was afraid that he would have to rely on him again, so he ran away in such a hurry!

The surroundings fell silent. Yang Ning raised his eyes to look at the sky outside the high wall, then looked down at the tattered pamphlet in his hand. Suddenly, he felt like he was in a dream. Everything seemed so absurd, but yet he felt like he was in a dream.

It really happened, and his soul really traveled through hundreds of years of time and space and came to this strange era.

Now that he is here, what will be his future path? Yang Ning seriously considers this issue for the first time.

The eunuch himself must be inappropriate. According to what Tian Zun said just now, those who have been purified can go home and take care of them. As long as he deceives the eunuchs who are responsible for purification, he can escape!

If you don't want to be a eunuch, then make some inventions that are ahead of this era, and then sell them to make a lot of money. But you don't seem to be able to invent anything. If you can invent something, I'm afraid it already exists in this era; then rely on advanced knowledge and resourcefulness.

He joins a wealthy family and makes suggestions for them, but he doesn't seem to be very good at playing tricks. Otherwise, he uses some advanced strategies and tactics that he learned from reading books in his previous life to lead troops to fight. But with his skills, he may not be able to become a general.

The official died...!

After thinking for a while, Yang Ning discovered that she really didn't know what she could do in the future. She was distressed when she heard a high-pitched duck voice shouting from the corner: "Boy, did you fall into the toilet? Come out quickly.

The man has sharpened his knife and is waiting for you!" It was the voice of the little eunuch just now.

Don’t think about it for now, let’s talk about it after you can get through the test in front of you!
Chapter completed!