Chapter Thirty-Four: Here Comes a Taoist Priest
Chapter 34 A Taoist priest came
Chu Boyang had already gotten up at dawn. He got up earlier than Zhu Jun this time, and he was very vindictive. Without saying a word, he grabbed Zhu Jun's legs and pulled him out of the bed.
There was only a "bang" sound, followed by hysterical roaring.
"Ouch! What are you doing?" Zhu Jun covered his head and glared fiercely at Chu Boyang who was standing aside.
Chu Boyang gave Zhu Jun a faint look and said: "Don't sleep, do the whole show, we still have to get up early for a run today."
"It doesn't have to be so early, right?" Zhu Jun touched the small bump on his forehead and complained.
"This is retribution for you!" Chu Boyang said viciously, opened the door, took a deep breath, and went out for a morning run.
Chu Boyang is also a young man after all, and he didn't sleep too late last night. It's not impossible to get up early for a rare day. In order to implement a plan of his and make Grandma Zhou agree to move the tomb, he got up early this little
Of course Chu Boyang had no problem with sacrifice.
Ever since, the same scene as in the early morning a few days ago appeared again in the small mountain village of Yueyue Village. Before the chickens even had time to crow, the two new town officials in the village got up and went for a morning run.
"The cold wind blows the fallen leaves
The army is a green flower
Dear comrade, don’t be homesick
don't miss mom
The voice calls me day and night
How many words from the heart
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You can always watch new things in the village over and over again. Chu Boyang also knows this truth, so when he gets up early, he attracts the attention of most of the people in the village.
However, this morning run was different from the last one. This time, Chu Boyang did not run one lap, but one and a half laps. The role of the remaining half lap was of course to take the villagers who were watching the excitement to the Zhou Dynasty.
Old house.
It turned out that when Chu Boyang arrived at the Zhou family's old house, he had to go inside, and he was walking to the Zhou family's old house in the same way. He only took two steps and was immediately stopped by someone.
"Gentlemen, please stay!"
Chu Boyang turned around to look, and suddenly he was stunned. Not only him, but also the villagers of Yueyue Village who were following Chu Boyang were also surprised.
Yueyue Village has not seen outsiders for a long time. Now when Chu Boyang arrived, not only did he bring Zhu Jun, but he also attracted another strange Taoist!
But this man is not special. He is clothed in long cloth and has a green crown on his head. He wears grass awn shoes and has seven stars on his feet. He holds a pair of white cloth flags in his left hand, with a couplet written on the flag: "The hexagram marriage is destined for three lives and three lives, and the official career is predicted."
"General, Prime Minister, Prince"; in his right hand is a pair of exquisite sandalwood compasses; although Nian may not look very old, he has an air of immortality, and even carries a peach wood sword on his back.
The man smiled casually, pointed at the Zhou family's old house and asked Chu Boyang: "Two gentlemen, this house should be where the village chief is, right?"
Any wealthy mansion must have a grand living room. Although the Zhou family's old house is old, the living room is still there, and the scale is quite large. It is big enough to accommodate Zhou Bin, Grandma Zhou's family and Chu Boyang.
, and can also accommodate most of the group of people with the same surname Zhou from Yueyue Village who followed Chu Boyang to watch the excitement.
However, looking at the living room, which had not seen so many people at the same time for a long time, now becoming crowded, Grandma Zhou was still not used to it.
"Old lady, I just can't figure it out. It's just a fortune teller who came here. Will most of the people in our village go to this old house?" Grandma Zhou spoke half coldly and half hotly, her eyes glancing at the young Taoist from time to time.
Look, occasionally, I would stare at Chu Boyang and Zhou Bin.
Zhou Bin is sitting on the right hand of Mr. Zhou. Zhou Tao, Aunt Zhou and Zhou Tao's wife are also there, sitting under Zhou Bin. Zhou Sutao is standing next to Mr. Zhou; on the other side, Uncle Chu is sitting.
Yang, Zhu Jun, and the young Taoist.
Chu Boyang also looked at the young Taoist from time to time, and secretly poked Zhu Jun in the ribs, asking in a low voice: "Hey, is this the person you found to pretend to be a Taoist?"
Zhu Jun cheerfully replied in a low voice: "Yes, my cousin Zhu Shigao, nicknamed Zhu Baliang, knows a little about everything, but knows nothing well, so I call him Baliang." Earlier, one day
Sixteen jins and eight taels are half a catty, so there is the saying half a catty.
But having said that, Chu Boyang couldn't see how this Taoist priest was pretending. He was clearly an orthodox Taoist priest.
This is something Chu Boyang didn't know, but Zhu Jun didn't elaborate on it, just because Zhu Shigao was originally a Taoist priest and practiced in Maoshan Taoist Temple. Because Zhu Jun said that he had found a geomantic treasure land that could extend the life of the Zhu family.
Then he came all the way from Maoshan and went to his hometown to dig his ancestral grave. After a few days of driving, he arrived at Qingquan County, and happened to meet Zhu Jun in Changqing Town the day before yesterday, just in time for Chu Boyang's plan.
As Zhu Jun said, although Zhu Shigao does look like a Taoist priest, his ability is only about half a catty. But this time, this plan does not rely on Zhu Shigao's Taoist skills, but on his sharp face.
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He has a strong mouth, so of course he has to talk.
I saw that Zhu Shigao did not get up from the stool, he directly held the compass with his left hand, bent the index finger of his right hand to make a gesture, and said: "Infinite longevity and blessings! The poor Taoist said that the Eight Directions of the Master of the Heaven and Earth Cave in the Moon Mountain are in response to the Master's request.
When I was traveling around China, I happened to pass by this place and saw this place..."
Zhu Shigao told lies with his eyes wide open. He told a lot of lies. The things he said were nothing but feng shui problems in Yueyue Village. He then lied and said that there was also a problem with the Zhou family's ancestral tomb. If the tomb was not moved in time, it might cause a big disaster.
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As soon as these words were spoken, a group of people from the Zhou family in the living room began to curse. Grandma Zhou's eyes instantly turned red. She looked at Zhu Shigao fiercely and cursed: "What kind of fake Taoist priest are you here? You're bragging a lot, I see.
You are clearly in the same group as that traitor in my family! And that one named Chu!"
Chu Boyang stood up quickly, knocked on his chest and said, "Grandma Zhou, you have wronged me! I don't know this Taoist priest at all! I just met him too!"
Chu Boyang did not lie. Although Zhu Shigao participated in this plan, Zhu Shigao had direct contact with Zhu Jun. This was really the first time Chu Boyang met Zhu Shigao.
So Chu Boyang said with righteous indignation, and it didn't look like he was pretending at all. But moving graves is taboo, and moving ancestral graves is even more taboo. Grandma Zhou had already scolded Chu Boyang and Zhou Bin last night, and she met this person again today.
The Taoist priest Zhu Shigao was naturally even more angry. He had just scolded him, and when he was about to scold him again, Zhu Shigao immediately raised his hand and shouted "Wait a minute."
"Infinite longevity and blessings!" Zhu Shigao never lost his look. He first shouted a slogan and then said, "Mrs. Zhou, if you don't believe Pindao's words, Pindao will tell you a few things!
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After Zhu Shigao finished speaking, he showed off his posture, holding the compass in his left hand and placing a big circle in front of him, and placed it behind his back. He naturally raised his right hand and continued to place the seal of One Qi Transforming Three Purities, and said: "If others don't tell me anything, I will tell you.
That's it! You gave birth to two sons and one daughter? It's a pity that the younger daughter turned into a lotus fairy and lived under the water early. Because you were afraid of her loneliness, you often went to her side to accompany you? And your eldest wife, even more so than your husband
When you died, your Zhou family had a daughter. You thought it was your husband appearing in spirit, so you loved her very much!"
These two things were speculated by Zhou Bin himself when he told fortunes based on the Zhang family's numerology formula. Chu Boyang naturally ordered Zhu Jun to tell these details to the people pretending to be Taoist priests. Zhu Shigao was very eloquent. He combined the facts and spoke clearly and logically.
As soon as she finished speaking, Grandma Zhou's face turned extremely pale, as if she had just been fished out of the water.
"You... how do you know about my little daughter? How do you know about my husband and my granddaughter?" Grandma Zhou asked in horror, but suddenly thought about it and said, "I understand, he must be my unfilial son.
I told you!"
Grandma Zhou looked at Zhou Bin fiercely, but Zhou Bin frowned, but he didn't lie: "Mom, I just saw this person today..."
"Infinite longevity! It seems that you still don't believe in me, old lady!" Zhu Shigao was also alert. Seeing that Grandma Zhou would not be fooled, he quickly said, "Since you don't believe this matter, I will come again.
Ask someone!”
After saying that, Zhu Shigao immediately turned around and faced the crowd of people surnamed Zhou who were blocking the door to watch the excitement.
Zhu Shigao smiled, pointed at someone casually, and said, "Infinite longevity! Can that brother come out?"
"Me?" The person who was favored by Zhu Shigao walked out of the crowd with an innocent look on his face.
This man was tall and burly, with a somewhat silly appearance. His hair was quite long and coiled on top of his head, with a chicken feather stuck in it.
As soon as the man came out, a group of people nearby started shouting: "Dazhuang! Be careful, or this fake Taoist priest will arrest you to make elixirs!" Then, a group of people laughed and laughed at the strong man named Zhou Dazhuang.
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Zhou Dazhuang laughed innocently and said nothing.
Zhu Shigao still laughed, and before everyone stopped laughing, he said loudly: "Zhou Dazhuang, now twenty-seven years old, has not yet married. He lost his mother when he was ten years old, and his father has been bedridden for ten years. He has been farming for seven years, and the harvest has failed every year.
; The destiny is directed by the moon-shaped mountains and forests!"
As soon as this was said, everyone who was laughing suddenly froze. They all looked at each other, looking at Zhu Shigao eagerly, and asked in a low voice: "This... what does this mean?"
But Zhou Dazhuang was so excited that he suddenly rushed forward, knelt down on the ground with a bang, hugged Zhu Shigao's thigh, and said with tears and runny nose flowing out: "Taoist Priest, how do you know so many things about me?"
Commander, you are truly a god!"
Zhu Shigao remained indifferent, stretched out his hand to stroke the chicken feathers on Zhou Dazhuang's head, shook his head and said: "Infinite longevity and blessings! I can figure out these reasons with a little calculation. But you alone know that I can't do anything advanced, and Yueyue Village is about to
Chapter completed!