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Chapter 0178, the ** of the skirt(1/2)

() Returning to Shanquan's temporary base, defenses have been deployed around the small villa.

Spending the night in the wild is very simple for the monks. They can temporarily set up a formation and set up warnings, and then they can meditate and practice without worry. But it was not possible for Song Lian and Tao Tao, so he used barbed wire to surround the villa.

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In fact, there is no need to do this when there is a Taoist level master next to him, because he has other plans.

"Jiao Yang, go to Shanquan and take care of these two bear paws. We will barbecue the bear paws tonight."

ah…….

As soon as the bucket-sized bear paw was taken out, Jiao Yang immediately exclaimed: "The seventh-level monster Golden Rhinoceros Bear, what a pity, it would be better if the whole skin was used."

If both palms are cut off, they cannot become one whole piece.

Song Lian asked: "Is it valuable?"

"Master, a whole piece is very valuable. It can be made into a large-scale Ten Thousand Beast Talisman, which is very powerful. I once saw one on the sandbank, worth one hundred thousand dan."

One hundred thousand!

Song Lian regretted it. The Ten Thousand Beast Talisman can refine ten thousand powerful monsters in it. When facing the enemy, ten thousand seventh-level monsters do have a certain degree of lethality. But they must be complete. Song Lian killed the rhino with one shot.

When Wind Bear shoots the head, the arrow enters from the mouth and explodes from the inside. It is indeed a complete animal hide.

What a pity.

After regretting for a while, he thought about it. Now that he had money, he didn't care. He turned around and put aside his worries and started preparing for the barbecue.

A wire mesh was added to the stove, and bottles of various condiments were placed on a table.

Gong Zihan was curious and kept asking around.

Song Lian said: "You have reached the Taoist level and don't want to eat the fireworks of the world. However, you are in for a treat tonight. My brother's barbecue is absolutely delicious. I remember when I worked at a construction site and set up a roadside stall, I did barbecue."

At this point, he suddenly shut up.

Wrong thing to say.

As expected, curious baby Gong Zihan asked: "What is working on a construction site, and what is setting up a roadside stall?"

"Well, you - you have never done farm work. When I was a child, I did farm work with my father. Gongdi means plowing the fields, and setting up stalls is like what we do now. When you are tired from farm work, you naturally need to eat."

Not far away, Tao Jia burst out laughing.

He couldn't understand it either, but he understood the word "Gong Di". It's not a pig, so what is Gong Di?

Song Lian rolled her eyes at him and chuckled, "Don't grab it later."

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"Ah, it smells so good." Beside the stove, Jiao Yang, Tao Jia, Gong Zihan and Tao Tao all stretched their necks and stared at Song Lian's hands.

Song Lian's hands magically waved the brush with a dizzying speed. With one hand he turned over the bear's paw meat pulled up by the wire, and with the other hand he kept brushing various seasonings. When the fire was turned on, the fragrance overflowed, and even Gong Zihan, who had been living without food for many years, drooled.

Turn off the flame and you're done.

The bear paw meat is placed in skewers on the plate.

Of course, no one dared to grab it. The boss just said not to grab it, so he could only watch with drooling eyes.

At this time, Song Lian turned his hand and found five more wine glasses.

This is the focus of tonight: getting beautiful women drunk so that they can eat tofu.

Song Lian has many spiritual wines, the most powerful one is of course Liuyang Rongxue. The one he brought out at this time is called Mountain Flowing Water, which is a spiritual medicine wine prepared by the hills. This kind of wine will not make you feel at first, but when you feel it, you will definitely get drunk. If the monk does not notice it, he will be drunk.

trick.

Come and cheers everyone!

Here comes the problem.

The beauty said: "No, Master said, women should not drink alcohol, drinking will cause bad things."

Even Tao Jia rolled his eyes at these words, and Song Lian looked even more astonished. The master said, "Isn't this the planned soup tonight?" He turned his eyes and said, "Well, you are such a good apprentice, but this is not wine. I

I said cheers just to celebrate. Have you ever drank?"

Gong Zihan shook his head and said, "No, but I know about wine."

"That's even better. Come and smell it, taste a little bit, or lick it with your tongue. If it's wine, don't drink it."

When Song Lian said this, Tao Jia and Jiao Yang knew it. They immediately picked up the wine glass, took a small sip, and shook their heads at the same time: "Ah, it's really not wine. We want to drink. This is for women."

Gong Zihan was doubtful, so he cutely stretched out the stone and licked it.

Now it's time to get hooked.

This wine adds a kind of plum, which is sweet and sour.

“Delicious!”

A certain beauty immediately acted like a little girl and refused to let go, slurping her mouth.

The expressions of the four men were wonderful, and two of them looked at Song Lian with ambiguous smiles.

"Come on, come on, let's do it too." Song Lian rolled his eyes and took the lead in raising a glass.

After drinking three cups in a row, everyone started eating barbecue. Gong Zihan also stood up to get the barbecue. Unexpectedly, as soon as he stood up, the world started to spin. He sat down again with an ouch and lay down softly in the rocking chair.

The scene suddenly became quiet.

With a cough, Tao Jia suddenly said: "Oh, the wind is strong at night, so the miracle doctor should send Miss Gong to rest."

Song Lian glared at him, chuckled, and said: "It's troublesome to have women when you go out. You guys eat first and remember to leave it for me." He picked up Gong Zihan and walked into the villa.

Behind him were three guys laughing.

"Damn it, this is my wife, what's so funny." After saying this, he even laughed.

There is something special about having a beautiful woman in your arms.

The drunk Gong Zihan was as soft as a ball of water. If he hadn't hugged her tightly, he would have melted and fallen to the ground immediately.

In such a long life, apart from having a skin-to-skin relationship with Jasmine, it seems that he has never had close contact with a girl. Therefore, a certain man's palms were all sweaty, his heart was beating very hard, and his feet seemed to be wearing a heavy chain.

, extremely difficult.

After finally carrying Gong Zihan to bed, he stood up and rubbed his hands like a thief. After thinking about it, he closed the door, closed the window, and pulled up the curtains, and then tiptoed to the bed.

Under the light, beauties are displayed, in a state of drunkenness. On the face as beautiful as a fairy, the blush is like natural rouge, the beautiful nose opens and closes gently, and the eyebrows move from time to time...

"No more concessions, no more concessions."

Looking at the beauty under the lamp, Song Lian kept rubbing his hands and murmuring, saying that Gong Zihan was as beautiful as Princess Yifeng. If they hugged each other and lay side by side, they would definitely be equal and would not know where to start.

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After admiring it for a while, a certain man gathered his courage and gently sat down beside the bed, carefully moved Gong Zihan's feet over, took off the shoes, and exposed a pair of beautiful feet.

"It's so perfect." A certain man exclaimed and couldn't let it go anymore.

After playing with it like this for a long time, he reluctantly put it down, rubbed his butt, sat on the bed, stretched out his trembling hands to untie Gong Zihan's Ruyi button.

Just after unbuttoning three buttons, something strange suddenly happened when I saw the snow-white slap.

Gong Zihan's body suddenly glowed, and Song Lian was so frightened that he stood up with a cry, and then pointed at the person in front of him as if he was a ghost: "You, you - Da Zong - nainai?"

The great sect master smiled strangely: "You brat, you have the same virtue as your master, why don't you take action? I've already given you my life, why are you so anxious? I tell you, if you don't worship heaven and earth, you will never take off my precious disciple's clothes. Hehehe

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After saying that, the person disappeared.

Song Lian breathed a sigh of relief and sat down slumped.

"I'll take a test. Scaring people like this will cause impotence. Ancestor, if you give me the man, why are you out here?"

After thinking for a while, he returned to normal, frowned and said to himself: "It turns out that the old villain has also done this kind of thing. It must be Ye Xi. Hehe, someone is better than someone who is good at it. I don't believe that I can't take off the clothes of a beautiful woman."

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Thinking of this, he stood up and walked around. After a while, he started laughing, then he went out and went back to grab the bear's paws to eat.

As soon as he came out, Tao Jia and Jiao Yang looked at him with wide eyes, looking at his face from above and then from below.

"What are you looking at? Is this the miracle doctor like that?"

oh…….

The two guys turned around, lowered their heads and gnawed on the bear's paws, which made the clones have to "chuckle" in cooperation and said: "Brother, a moment of sex is worth a thousand pieces of gold."

"Brother, you don't understand. I don't like people who don't respond."

oh…….

The two guys yelled again.

This matter is so depressing. If it weren’t for the Great Sect Master, now...

Song Lian vented his anger on the bear's paw.

The next day, Song Lian spent the whole morning at his desk drawing. Because he was not a tailor or a designer, and he wanted to design a European-style palace dress, but ended up with waste paper all over the place. In the end, he just drew a cheongsam, and then spent a lot of paper.
To be continued...
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