100 Women Are Chopsticks Agamemnon signs a declaration of war (funny) (Collection is the greatest support - Zeng Linyun

This war over beautiful women killed more people than World War II, and the participating countries accounted for more than half of the planet.

The declaration of war was signed the morning after Helen's elopement with Prince Paris. Menelaus drafted the casus belli:

declaration of war

Menelaus, King of Stara and King Agamemnon's younger brother, asked King Agamemnon of Greece for instructions to send troops to attack Troy.

The reason is that Prince Paris, the son of the King of Troy, was not at home because I was away on business. Prince Paris came to the island country to visit the mountains and rivers. Because of his high status and noble status, the King of Sparta was not at home because the queen entertained him.

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Unexpectedly, because of the queen's stunning beauty, Paris, the son of King Priam of Troy, became interested in her and planned a plan to abduct Helen on the pretext of going on vacation.

Helen was just hospitable at first, but she fell into the Trojan Prince's conspiracy without taking any precautions. She entertained him with wine and meat all day long, and even took him to visit the Wang family's treasures, the National Collection Hall, and the National Financial Headquarters.

.There are also key weapons warehouses, a key normal university for beauties, a fine horse breeding farm, a death squad of child soldiers, and an alchemy factory...

Helen, the idiot, didn't know that this was a conspiracy, so she let him see everything, whether visible or invisible, even the peeing stuff was allowed to be seen by Wang Liao.

The bad thing is that this prince is also an extraordinary person, tall and mighty, and also has the title of pretty boy. As time goes by, who can survive a few nights as long as she is a woman? This is not a question of whether a girl is bad or not.

Who wouldn't eat a pie that has been dropped? If you keep flirting with each other for several days, it's like setting up an oil depot in a kitchen and setting a fire for cooking every day. Sooner or later, there will be a day when the fire will spread and cause disaster.

Just like this pair of dogs and men, one is a prince, free-spirited and full of dominance. The other is a queen. Her husband is not at home, and the power is unified. She has no fear and can do whatever she wants. Since ancient times, there has been

It is said that women are ten thousand times better off than men.

In just a few days, Prince Paris was exhausted. From the beginning, he was an elephant-like man, and he turned into a ghost-haired monkey. He ate all the ginseng and deer antlers in the treasury, but still nothing.

Repair the prince's body to its original state.

This weird guy, I didn’t invite him here. Even if I did, I wouldn’t be stupid enough to ask him to fuck my woman. It’s his own fault. Do you still want me to pay for sex with him?

Can't cure the disease?

But the strange thing is that two people did this stupid thing at the same time, and Queen Helen grew more and more beautiful than before. It was like a dry rice field, because there had been no rain for a long time, the seedlings were dried out.

Huang, it’s Prince Paris who came, like a water pump. Prince Paris pumped water for her to irrigate every night.

(While filling with water, you are also adding urea, it’s a dog yesterday.)

If it is a woman who commits a crime first, then the Queen of Sparta does not have to be one of them. It was Prince Paris, the son of King Priam of Troy, who came to your door first. It was like a pie falling from the sky. Sparta

How could the queen not eat?

If the Queen of Sparta is said to be a fool among fools, it is reasonable, because there are no women in the world who are not stupid. Since this is common sense, it is not an exaggeration. Just like Prince Paris came from the East

Such a beautiful man, even the fairies in the sky would look like a sow in heat, letting him manipulate him and rejoice silently.

For the above reasons, we can say that women are not guilty, because Prince Paris is of noble birth and can join the educated ranks. Only women have the right to use this excuse because he knows that bullying men and dominating women is a wrong that cannot be tolerated in the world.

, How dare you know your mistake and do it without caring about justice in the world.

In fact, there are women everywhere in the world, but he actually wants to risk all the hardships in the world to travel thousands of miles to kidnap a king's queen. He is wearing straw sandals as a guest and does not take off his shoes when sleeping at night, which is purely damaging the host's bed.

Even if he was stingy by wearing straw sandals to bed, he was afraid that when he woke up the next morning, his straw sandals would be stolen. But when he was about to leave after eating and drinking, he pooped into the owner's rice vat. He couldn't eat anymore and wanted to leave.

He starved others to death. Now he finally found one of his crimes.

If shitting in the rice vat was not enough, the master entertained him with good wine and meat. After he had eaten and drank enough, he abducted the master's wife and took him back to his home.

If this is not enough to convict him, because after all, women are variable resources and mobile products, and gains and losses are nothing but pros and cons. If you lose a beautiful one, if you find it troublesome, just pick up an ugly one, the same can be done

.A woman is like a pair of chopsticks. If you have money, you can use it to eat fish and meat every day. If you don’t have money, you can eat plum tofu.

Because the quality of chopsticks cannot change your real life. If you have money, even the poorest quality chopsticks cannot stop you from living a good life of eating fish and meat every day. This is a woman, this is chopsticks.

I'm afraid King Priam grew up as an orphan without any education from his mother-in-law? He also gave birth to a son, Prince Paris, who had no education from his mother-in-law. The hatred for seizing his wife in this world is worse than killing his father.

Hatred will make you ten thousand times more sinful and unforgivable.

The reason is because if you kill your father, you have killed him. If it is an old father, then you are even more grateful to God, and you don’t have to be accused of being unfilial if you don’t take care of him.

But taking away his wife is another matter, because a man without a woman is in trouble, and there are many nightmares at night, and he will be scared to sleep alone.

Even if women are like grass and trees in the world and can be found everywhere in barren mountains and plains, King Troy was not satisfied with his lust and even robbed the treasury. All the gold, silver and jewels were robbed.

If the above wasn't enough to warrant his death, he also kidnapped all the students from the beautiful Women's Normal University and took them back to his own country, along with all the engineering and technical personnel.

If the above was not enough to warrant his death, he not only looted all the property in the Spartan king's city, but also set fire to all the palaces, large and small.

For all the reasons mentioned above, the King of Sparta, Menelaus, who was also the younger brother of King Agamemnon of Greece, specially requested King Agamemnon of Greece to sign a declaration of war.

Requester: Menelaos, King of Sparta.

What I want to explain here is that one is the king of Greece and the other is the king of Sparta. Why two brothers? That’s because Helen is the daughter of the king of Sparta, and her (adoptive father) brother married Helen.
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