()21 My sister-in-law joked about castrating the king

After hearing what my sister-in-law said, my sister-in-law was really thinking of a good idea. Is there any way to make those male dogs stop fighting? Is it useful to just try to persuade them? No. They are just dead people, just exercising.

If you die, the mission will be completed.

Our sister-in-law, thinking and thinking, she thought of the source of this trouble, "Helen". If it weren't for this xb, this old dog, she would call the King of Heaven "Old Dog", and his sons would be called "Shao Gou"

Or a puppy", he would not act illicitly and mobilize the public, so he summoned all the gods to help him and snatch away this little piece of treasure. The sister-in-law was also scolding this cicada in her heart, her beauty is a disaster.

"Sister-in-law, I have thought of an easy solution. I can send him home empty-handed without using any soldiers." My sister-in-law said to my sister-in-law Helen.

"Tell me quickly, what are your abilities? Can you castrate them all into eunuchs overnight? Is that okay? No, no." Thinking of such a thing, Helen quickly shook her head and said, "It can't be used."

No way, the human world is extinct and they will say I was the fault later."

"There is no such a fast knife in the world that can shave off the vagina of the King of Heaven. I am not so stupid as to come up with such an unprecedented trick." said the sister-in-law.

"Then are you Hua Mulan or Mu Guiying, can you do it alone? No. My good sister, you are the only one who is my sweetheart now. Even if you have supernatural abilities, if there is someone

Long and short of things, who else can say a word to your sister-in-law? No, no. If your sister-in-law and I can have your skills, we can go together, rush to the battlefield with a knife, and take off all their shit pants.

, give each of them a knife in the middle of their thighs, causing them to cry out in pain. They hate their mother for giving birth to these two extra inches of them. If they had never had these two inches, squatting to pee would not have made them cry out in pain today. "Sister-in-law.

After saying that, he burst into laughter.

The sister-in-law laughed even harder. She just held her belly and rolled on the ground with laughter. She didn't make a sound for a long time, which frightened the sister-in-law so much that she was afraid that she would die from laughing like this. When the sister-in-law burst out laughing, the sister-in-law continued to laugh so much that she fell on the ground.

Got rolling.

She laughed so hard that she didn't make her sister-in-law laugh to death this time, otherwise she wouldn't be able to get away with it. She never thought that these words would make them laugh to death. It seems that everything can't be said directly from the heart.

It is necessary to build some kind of filter net from the outlet of the mouth, just like producing gutter oil, blocking the obvious pollutants in the stomach and letting them go out through the back door.

These two sisters are really a perfect match. They are both fashionable and optimistic, so generous and domineering. Their voices and laughter are as loud as thunder, which shows health and strength. They are not little girls who are very effeminate and weak.

Men are also very effeminate.

There is an ancient saying: "If you roar loudly, don't break the bridge and the water will flow."

This is Zhang Fei, Changbanpo competes for a horse alone...

Hector had been fighting since breakfast. It was already dusk now, and he was still on the chariot. He was covered in the blood of the defeated enemy. There was a battlefield the size of a hundred football fields. It was pitiful for those who followed him.

Those who picked up war varieties were exhausted one after another. Cars full of beetles and golden armor were sent to the city.

The blood of the dead bodies on the entire battlefield was like a layer of red tanks. It is a routine to cease fighting before the sun sets, because everyone has to leave time to bury the bodies of their fallen soldiers. Of course, only those distinguished guests and generals are chosen.

The dead bodies were buried, and only those with high status, kings and leaders and commanders of small tribal nations were eligible to be cremated.

Because there was no coal, electricity, or diesel in the old society. If all the soldiers who died in battle were cremated, how many trees would there be?

They also reformed the policy of opening up, and each tribe searched for the dead bodies of soldiers of each tribe. Under normal circumstances, those wearing golden tortoise armor were at the level of commanders, or from the king's family. When such people were killed on the battlefield, they were all members of their own faction.

A general or soldier came and snatched the body back.

Of course, there are people on both sides following their commander to snatch the body. If his commander is killed by the enemy, he will quickly respond with troops and snatch his body back. If not, even the corpse will be snatched away by the enemy, then let them disperse.

If you beat a blind chicken with urine, you will lose both ways. If you lose your golden tortoise and golden armor, you will have to use the same weight of gold to redeem the dead body after the armistice.

Some readers and friends will definitely say: "He is dead. It is a pity that he has so much gold. He can't use it to fight another war after redeeming the body, so we might as well leave him alone."

Brother, if you come here and that? No. Use the same amount of gold to redeem it. If one tael is missing, just scrape a tael of flesh from the corpse. The ancients relied on hard work to make a living. They would not pour some iron into the mouth of the dead, although they

You can think of this trick, but you will never do such a sinful thing.

There is also an unwritten rule on the battlefield. If you are a soldier, as long as you have the ability to kill an enemy's general with golden tortoise armor, you can grab this armor yourself, or someone from the same faction can grab this armor for you.

Armed, this is your trophy. In today's terms, you are a lone hero.

If too many people die on the battlefield, there will definitely be no place to bury them, so what should I do? Wait. The first people killed that day will be cleaned up by vultures in the afternoon. There are too many, and the vultures can't eat them for a day or two, so what?

Just wait until they finish eating before fighting. This is because you need to pay attention to hygiene when fighting. Corpses are most likely to be infected with plague. This is common sense among military strategists.

The two sisters-in-law laughed all the time from morning to late afternoon. The sister-in-law was still asking the sister-in-law if she could think of a good way to make the citizen stop.

My sister-in-law was originally a well-behaved and obedient little girl. Ever since her brother tricked her into marrying her into the family, she followed her sister-in-law like crazy. Just like today’s girls who go to Guangzhou to work and come back, they learn how to follow the fashion of foreigners. It’s like today.

For example, Helen is a foreign product, and my sister-in-law is a girl, a pure country woman.

"What method do you have to make him stop fighting?" Helen asked her sister-in-law. "Are you trying to recruit the king out of the enemy's territory? I don't think so. That's an ancient Chinese story. Because two countries marry without fighting,

That Wang Zhaojun is pretty, but you..."

"And why do I look like shit? No. Isn't it easy to be beautiful when you have money? No. I'm going to Han Country for plastic surgery tomorrow. I want to be as beautiful as I want. Don't be one by then.

'Now don't read and hate'." My sister-in-law started to blush as she spoke, because in front of her sister-in-law, she really was worse than a piece of shit.

"Don't be shy, good sister, your sister-in-law always likes to speak straight. She never likes to stay in the stomach for some time to digest. She always eats snakes and pulls them." The sister-in-law said while making faces, teasing her sister-in-law.

Be happy soon.

When my sister-in-law saw this, she immediately started laughing and said, "I'm afraid you are crazy. What you say always makes people laugh to death."

The two crazy women burst out laughing again. After finishing their laughter, the sister-in-law leaned over and told her sister-in-law her plan. The two cicadas once again entered into a fit of carnival laughter.
Chapter completed!